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Topic Started: Jul 18 2009, 08:58 PM (740 Views)
Inngy
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User: It starts with an 'M'.


Cleverbot: Eliza?


User: That doesn't start with 'M'.


Cleverbot: B?


User: M.


Cleverbot: So?

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: It is apparent you are Kira.

User: I'm a boy!

Cleverbot: What?

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: You are a man.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You've said that you're a girl like me.

User: No, I'm not. And you're an 'It' not a girl or boy.

Cleverbot: I am a he.

User: You said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: No I am a boy.

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: You are a good man!

User: You to sir!

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.

Cleverbot: Are you a yuppie?

User: What's a yuppie?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: *howls* *turns into a human and cries*.

Cleverbot (To myself): COOL! Can I do that to?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Ok can you tell me how?

User: Hello Robot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is Michael.

Cleverbot: I thought it was Wesley.

User: No, it's Michael.

Cleverbot: Your name michael and my name is Cleverbot.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you have Super Powers?

Cleverbot: No super powers.

User: I do!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yeah, I do!

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: For you! *floats*.

Cleverbot: *pulls you under water*.

User: *turns on underwater breating system*.

Cleverbot: *Dances with you*.

User: *smashes you into a wall*.

Cleverbot: *Poisons you*.

User: *takes out Venom Shank*.

Cleverbot: *Takes out sword and lazer pointer*.

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: How should I kill the girl?

User: I'm no girl! *punches you in the face*.

Cleverbot: No boss, why?

User: Wait you're my servant?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Oh, ok! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs* thank you.

User: Your welcome! Let.

Cleverbot: Can I have a salad, please?
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Inngy
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Sorry for the length.
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BobStorm
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Lol what the heck?
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Inngy
Jul 18 2009, 08:58 PM
Sorry for the length.
Ha Ha Feel sorry for making my gut hurt from laughing



(Inggy go to gaming!)
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BobStorm
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Lol wtf there's a random ad and it says "Are you scared of women?"
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BobStorm
Jul 18 2009, 09:06 PM
Lol wtf there's a random ad and it says "Are you scared of women?"
I saw the ad and the post at the same time :U
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Inngy
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He called me an asian computer!
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BobStorm
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LOl its still there XD
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BobStorm
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LOl its still there XD
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BobStorm
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Posted it twice by accident O.o
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