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Funny quotes anyone?
Topic Started: Sep 18 2008, 11:18 PM (602 Views)
Crixsih
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Lie to me
it was an e-mail my mother sent me and I thought they were funny xD

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny.
If you see him without an erection give him a sandwitch!
Dream
Send me a sign
Turn back the clock
Give me some time
I need to break out
And make a new name
Let's open our eyes
To the brand new day
It's a brand new day
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Axsuri
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I wrote a poem about you; and it isn't flattering.
10 Reasons not to allow Gay Marriage
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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victrolabot
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Axsuri:
That is brilliance.
I love it.

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Phrixscreoth
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OMG BBQ

That is totally awseome!!
LEGEND OF ZELDA

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LoZ:OoS - LoZ:OoA - LoZ: ALTTP -
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victrolabot
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Barbeque?
Pardon?

Them queers killed the dinosaurs...'round the same time as God made the world in seven days.

To make it relevant to the thread:
"Black holes are what happens when you divide God by zero!"
-Chris (Phrix)

(I paraphrased a bit there. Sorry.)
Edited by victrolabot, Nov 15 2008, 12:01 AM.

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Crixsih
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Lie to me
and the car goes VROOOOMMM!!!

Oh ryu.... xD

Dream
Send me a sign
Turn back the clock
Give me some time
I need to break out
And make a new name
Let's open our eyes
To the brand new day
It's a brand new day
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Phrixscreoth
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Guil: A man talking sense to himself is no madder then a man not talking sense not to himself.

Ros: Excatly.

Guil: Or just as mad.

Ros: Or just as mad.

Guil: There you have it!

Ros: Stark Raving Sane.
LEGEND OF ZELDA

LoZ:OoT - LoZ: MM - LoZ:tWW -
LoZ:OoS - LoZ:OoA - LoZ: ALTTP -
LoZ:tWW - LoZ:tMC - LoZ:TP -
LoZ: PH - LoZ: LA
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Crixsih
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Richard: I'm tired of all this. It's time for me to stop all this adventuring. I need to settle down. Find a farm, a family then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family!

Cale: Richard~

Richard: There is nothing you can say that will make me come with you.

Cale: I need you to blow up a mountain.

Richard: I retract my previous statement and look forward to our new adventure!
Dream
Send me a sign
Turn back the clock
Give me some time
I need to break out
And make a new name
Let's open our eyes
To the brand new day
It's a brand new day
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