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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 23 2008, 06:29 PM (6,269 Views) | |
| Axsuri | Aug 31 2008, 07:49 PM Post #31 |
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I wrote a poem about you; and it isn't flattering.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. (Chorus 1) But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the science gets done and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. And as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. (Chorus 2) Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta we're releasing on time. So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa - That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great: It's so delicious and moist. (Chorus 3) Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run there is research to be done On the people who are still alive And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still alive Still alive |
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| Noxnahns | Sep 1 2008, 01:35 PM Post #32 |
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THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Xale | Sep 1 2008, 04:04 PM Post #33 |
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*raep face*
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Yay for Jonathan Coulton! |
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| Noxnahns | Sep 1 2008, 05:01 PM Post #34 |
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Huzzah!! |
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| Phrixscreoth | Sep 1 2008, 05:13 PM Post #35 |
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Not in cruelty Not in wrath The Reaper came today An Angel visited; this grey path And took the cube away Though earth and man are gone I thought the cube would last forever I WAS WRONG Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality username: CJOHNSON password: TIER3 TRUST ME |
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LEGEND OF ZELDA LoZ:OoT - LoZ: MM - LoZ:tWW - LoZ:OoS - LoZ:OoA - LoZ: ALTTP - LoZ:tWW - LoZ:tMC - LoZ:TP - LoZ: PH - LoZ: LA | |
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| Xale | Sep 1 2008, 11:07 PM Post #36 |
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*raep face*
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I've seen the Jonathan Coulton video before! :D Man, I love that guy's songs. If any one else even knows what it is, his song "Mandelbrot Set" is one of my current faves! |
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| Fenjexrin | Sep 2 2008, 06:19 PM Post #37 |
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Lulz Killer
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One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour) Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubard, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven presenatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. |
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| Noxnahns | Sep 3 2008, 10:03 PM Post #38 |
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Nice one Fen. :D |
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| Axsuri | Sep 5 2008, 07:14 PM Post #39 |
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I wrote a poem about you; and it isn't flattering.
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ytmnd time! Since it has been far too long. Your safety is not guaranteed Best weapon ever Buffalo And you thought the Dark Knight wasn't hip That's the reason why it's so good |
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| Noxnahns | Sep 5 2008, 08:49 PM Post #40 |
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You are soooo... strange :P |
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