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| Phrixscreoth | Feb 10 2009, 10:58 PM Post #1 |
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Got this from my dad: Amazing In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant. This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories. |
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LEGEND OF ZELDA LoZ:OoT - LoZ: MM - LoZ:tWW - LoZ:OoS - LoZ:OoA - LoZ: ALTTP - LoZ:tWW - LoZ:tMC - LoZ:TP - LoZ: PH - LoZ: LA | |
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| Axsuri | Feb 10 2009, 11:33 PM Post #2 |
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I wrote a poem about you; and it isn't flattering.
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Seriously, even if it was, don't fucking climb into an animal cage! They have those fences for a reason! Dx |
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| Fenjexrin | Feb 10 2009, 11:42 PM Post #3 |
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Lulz Killer
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i lol'd. i think my brother climbed into one of the cages when he took my nephew to the zoo last time. I think Adian had dropped his shoe or something. He had a stranger stand watch for him. oh toronto zoo.. XD |
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| victrolabot | Feb 11 2009, 04:32 AM Post #4 |
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I always wanted to set the animals free and laugh at the people getting trampled. That and steal the monkeys. |
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| Xale | Feb 13 2009, 10:32 PM Post #5 |
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*raep face*
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Oh wow. That was horrible, but great. |
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| Crixsih | Feb 23 2009, 07:11 PM Post #6 |
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Lie to me
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xD Ahh yes. I'd love to get that! I should send that to my sister :3 make her stop sending me spam |
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Dream Send me a sign Turn back the clock Give me some time I need to break out And make a new name Let's open our eyes To the brand new day It's a brand new day | |
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| Phrixscreoth | Feb 26 2009, 10:44 PM Post #7 |
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Send it to everyone who sends you those kind of heartwarming bs stories ^.^ |
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LEGEND OF ZELDA LoZ:OoT - LoZ: MM - LoZ:tWW - LoZ:OoS - LoZ:OoA - LoZ: ALTTP - LoZ:tWW - LoZ:tMC - LoZ:TP - LoZ: PH - LoZ: LA | |
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