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| Naru | Feb 15 2012, 09:21 AM Post #1 |
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So yesterday I was sitting in the student center with a friend when some middle-aged woman nearly tripped over my laptop plug. Bitch lectured me about how it was a hazard and shit, so I apologized like I normally would. Mind you the outlet was on the ground, but there was PLENTY of space to walk around it. Several people prior to her nearly tripped on it as well (still boggles me when they have an 8 ft wide space to walk through), but they brushed it off and went their way. I thought she would just continue to go along her way just like the others, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO the cunt just stood there and decided to try to school me even further by telling me to move my table closer to the outlet. I wanted to tell her that she should try walking around the plug next time, but already guessing from her character, she could cause quite a scene. So instead, I obliged, apologizing again, moving my table closer to the outlet. By then, I was hoping for her conceited shithead of herself to fuck off now, but she STILL confronted me, staring me down as if I was a dumbass, and then told me, "You know, it would've been better if you moved the chair over the plug, mmkay?". BUT I JUST MOVED THE FUCKING TABLE NEAR THE FUCKING OUTLET LIKE YOU SAID YOU DUMB FUCKING TWAT! Luckily, those words never came out of my mouth, so once again, I obliged. As I was moving the chair, she was like, "Thaaaaaat's more like it" with a smug, arrogant tone to it. But at that point I was so fucking vexed that I was on the verge of losing it and throwing a fucking fit. THROWING A FUCKING FIT. You know how pathetic that is? Especially to do it in public? Bitch didn't even thank me afterwards, and then continued on with her ranting, I couldn't really hear what she was saying because the seating area is crowded and noisy, but she ended it with an, "I'm a grandma you know". I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF YOU'RE A GRANDMA YOU TUNNEL VISION, SELF-ENTITLED, SHITTY EXCUSE OF A HUMAN, IF YOU CAN WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PLUG, THEN YOU DON'T NEED HELP NOR DO YOU NEED TO FUCKING SCHOOL SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU LACK DEPTH PERCEPTION. (Bitch didn't even look like she's 60 anyways) And then finally, she fucked off. I tried to keep things cool as much as I can, and I did. I apologized, followed her orders, called her ma'am, I tried to keep it classy, because that's just in my nature... to respect others until there's a reason to get angry at them. Gotta give credit to my unusually high self-control. I mean, I get butthurt, frustrated, and disgusted all the time, but HOLY FUCK NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO HEATED UP IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, I WANTED TO LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CUNTBAG WHORE. So yeah I'll remember to sit near the outlet next time, but if this shit ever happens again, I think I'm just going to take the piss this time. And that's my nomination for the 2012 cunt of the year award, you guys think you can top that? Share em if you got em |
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| sizzle | Feb 15 2012, 05:24 PM Post #2 |
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Lmao, that is some self control man, I would have laid that bitch out! |
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| ChickensAreMyFriend | Feb 15 2012, 07:00 PM Post #3 |
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Yeah..Sounds a complete hormonal cunt. I may possibly be able to top cunt of the year soon..but I'm giving this person some time.. |
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| Wobby | Feb 19 2012, 02:26 AM Post #4 |
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Bitch deserved a uppercut to her jaw. |
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| Cal | Feb 21 2012, 01:11 PM Post #5 |
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v/stone cold stunner would've sorted the cunt out right away |
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| Chris | Mar 5 2012, 07:28 PM Post #6 |
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I normally ignore people like that, i dropped a crisp packet a while ago which i thought went in a bin and some woman runs up to me saying "excuse me excuse me" i didn't know it hadn't gone in so i said "what?" she starts talking about how she hates when people litter, i interupted her ego excercise and said "calm down love i thought it went in the bin didn't you see me walk past it?" she said "but it didn't go in the bin so it's litter", realising i would be wasting my time with the smartass i decided that the best course of action would be to shout "goddamn you wind! this isn't the end of this" and then i ran away, i dno how the woman reacted cause i didn't look back but it was a good moment in my mundane life. Another time i was sitting in the parking spaces outside McDonalds with my mates in my car whilst we waited for our food, these two girls about my age came out the restraunt and threw a sweet chilli dip in the air which landed on my car which i'd washed and polished like 2 days before. I wound down my window and said "open your eyes and get that dip off me car" she told me to fuck off and walked off laughing with her mate, our food arrived just afterwards so i started driving back to my mates house so i could eat, as i drive down the road i spotted the two girls walking down away from the maccies, my mate jess tells me to slow down next to them, as we roll past jess winds down the window and goes "ey girls" they turn towards us not realising it was us and jess launches a full strawbeery milkshake right at them, it hit the girl who threw the dips mate right in the face and covered the both of them, we all just laughed at them and then sped off. Good times. |
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