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Holy autism.
Topic Started: Oct 23 2011, 05:37 AM (356 Views)
Naru
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I found my old Xanga, if you knew what those things were... just some shitty blog from waaaay back.
http://elite-psycho.xanga.com/

...which reminded me I had another account on some random social networking site that was popular at my middle school, but never really caught on.
http://www.makeshiftonline.net/user.php?u=TiMmAyIzWeIrD

Both of em are from 6 years ago, when I was 12/13 years old.

But hoooooooooooooly shit, I never realized how pathetic I was back then. I was attention whoring, obsessing over my site, obsessing over female Jpop/Kpop artists (although I was ahead of my current friends on this one, they're in that phase right now lol) and typed like a plebe. It's like I really had aspergers or something.

If you're too lazy to check out the site, worry not, here's some of the most facepalm-worthy shit I've ever written.

Posting about my first kiss, Boondocks, and editing my blog.
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lol today was liikeee awesome dude! IT WAS DA LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! w00t! but yea i gunna miss all my 8th grade friends and stuff. like the last day of school is always ssuprising. like one of my best friends wanted to hug me and stuff cuz she was like gunna miss me so she did and then after that she tried kissing me but she accidenlty kissed my lips... anyways, yea, i'm STILL finding a new layout, and trying to fix my media and stuff so yea....

oh yea i read a funny comic in my newspaper, here it is. yea, this is the boondocks, its a political comic about some black children talking about funny stuff and stuff, its pretty funny so u should read it


A post about me being a cunt to my middle school sweetheart lmao
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meh today was normal.. almost. damn during lunch i had a flame war with my friend i HELLA pissed her off hella and what i sed was hella raw and shit... she sometimes has some seizures and then like when we were flaming, i was like "go do your shaking and falling thing" and everyone was like speachless.. oh yea today i went to albertsons and then i saw like hella people from school, i saw ordenana, alvarez, and tahni there.. lol and yea.. thats my day


Grandparents' anniversary party...
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whew!!!! im hella tired from yesterday, yesterday i woke up at 6:45 and took a shower cuz i had to go to my grandma and granpa's 50th anniversary lol and then i had to do the cha-cha, which i didnt know how to do lol and i had to wear a tuxedo which is too hot and small. damn then i got hella drunk lol and almost passed out... and yea.. oh yea at school i made a hella funny presentation with my book commercials because i kept saying like and every1 started cracking up and when i read my book, it had bad words and when i say the bad words, people start laughing lol and even the techer started laughing too lol but i still got a good grade i got a b and yea that was my day

The getting drunk part is bullshit obviously... I think I cursed during my presentation to attention whore in class with moderate success.





And on the other site, reopening of a mall, middle school semen jokes, and terrible acronyms
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well tanforan just opened. its going to be crowded. so i'll just wait for teh weekend ^_^ i hope it doesn't sux0rs

hm... today i noticed something in ms crackfield's (grandfield) pants.. SHE HAD A FUCKING CUM STAIN ON IT!!!!! rofl hm.. what was she doing... lol me justin and manuel were the only ones that noticed it. lmao so fuuucking funny hahaha, 0wn3d.

*In a redneck accent* "My daddy owns EA Games..." ROFLMFAOLOLZERS!!!!!!!


Hey I'm using leetspeak guys am I cool yet? Am I cool yet guys am I cool yet???
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Dude: Welcome to teh uber restaurant, how may i PWNZ j00?

Other Dude: ya, i want to get a n00bcake with some extra 1337sauce

Dude: want some w00tb33|2 with taht?

Other Dude: nah, i just want to get a can of 0wnag3

i like ha}{0rz talk lol


Raging over an infected computer
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FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! WHY CANT I REMOVE ALL THIS ADWARE SHIT! FUCK! IT KEEPS COMING BACK! IM SICK OF THIS ADWARE IS A FREAKING WASTE OF COMPUTER SPACE! ALL THEY DO IS MAKE MORE MONEY FOR FUCKING MICROSOFT DAMN! SICK OF THIS SHIT AND I CANT ERASE IT! I USE ADAWARE AND ALL THAT SHIT BUT IT KEEPS COMING BACK! FUCK, I EVEN USED WINDOWS UPDATE TO REMOVE ALL THIS SHIT BUT IT JUST KEEPS COMING BACK! FUCK WINDOWS, SHIT BUT I DONT WANT TO USE APPLE CUZ IT SO GAY AND I CANT FUCKING DOWNLOAD FIREFOX... FUCKING GAY SHIT... AND I SAY FUCK YALL YALL YADIDIMEAN.. FUCK YALL.. LOL... (caps)


And probably the worst piece of text I have ever composed... cybering with myself. It's so autistic that I put it in spoilers... it's that bad.
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I don't really care anymore though, no shame at all. I think it's fucking hillarious which is why I'm sharing it with you guys in the first place. So if there's something that sticks out, don't hesitate to post it.

But I guess now you guys know where I was coming from... pretty depressing huh
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Dan

You haven't changed that much, you just use caps lock less and say 'hella' a lot less.
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Wobby
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Dan
Oct 23 2011, 07:58 AM
You haven't changed that much, you just use caps lock less and say 'hella' a lot less.
:D lol@ the making fun of the eplipetic.
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Naru
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Dan
Oct 23 2011, 07:58 AM
You haven't changed that much, you just use caps lock less and say 'hella' a lot less.
Eh, the only thing that hasn't changed is that I'm still a cunt (I keep it to myself though) and a tool, both traits run in my veins.
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Cal

lol at hella

and cybering
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