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Topic Started: Jul 16 2010, 09:22 AM (479 Views)
Tordoc
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The Valhalla Master

I can bash my head between two bricks while crooning:

"Only make-believe that I love you!!
"Only make-believe that you love me!!"

Beat that.
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Pink Furry667
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I don't like to miss. That's why I don't do it.

I once drowned a fish.
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Vini Vidi Vici
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Tordoc
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The Valhalla Master

:O
I once shot a cheese vendor through the head.
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Pink Furry667
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I don't like to miss. That's why I don't do it.

I chocked a man to death with his own leg. He stole my pencil. :/
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His Hoboness

I changed my underwear without taking off my pants.
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Tordoc
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That's nothing. I broke my leg and hopped to work... On the bad one.
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Damn, you guys are skilled... 0_o
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BIack
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The voices in my head said you were crazy.

I killed death.
We're held in no hands yet stuck in a death grip
We taste the blood dripping from your lip
And failing to crawl while life's just a zip
Years writing a guide but not giving a tip
And wishing to die but no poison to sip
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I watched two girls suck on feces, watched a guy shove a jar up his nether-regions, watched another guy shove a screwdriver up his other set of nether-regions, and was forced to listen to my mother having a severe case of diarrhea, and was not disturbed. But I did feel bad about my mom.
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I don't like to miss. That's why I don't do it.

Demon Cullen
Jul 27 2010, 12:41 PM
I watched two girls suck on feces, watched a guy shove a jar up his nether-regions, watched another guy shove a screwdriver up his other set of nether-regions, and was forced to listen to my mother having a severe case of diarrhea, and was not disturbed. But I did feel bad about my mom.
Win.
Edited by Demon Cullen, Jul 28 2010, 07:36 AM.
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