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Chuck Norrs jokes!
Topic Started: Oct 21 2009, 08:46 PM (468 Views)
Heronsong
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Ok, the battle of the Chuck jokes has officially started! Please post an awesome Chuck joke, or I will find you... not really, or will I? So yeah, I'll start.


When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he check his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. :3
~Spottedsong, Medicine cat of ThunderClan.

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Chuck Norris ate a rat head.
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Chuck Norris can fry ants with a magnifying glass-at night.
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Mr. T.C.
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One time Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar and they both disintegrated because there was too much awesomeness.
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EVERYBODY LOVES MR. T.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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I hate Chuck Norris. *rolls eyes* But I might as well put a joke. If you look at the USA Flag, You will see Chuck Norris
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I'm not a fan of Chuck Norris either. But it is fun to make jokes about him.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuch Norris jokes are win.

Chuck Norris is sueing Law & Order. He claims that those are the names of his left and right legs.
Chuch Norris is also sueing MySpace. He says it's the name for the world around him.
Sure, a giant meteor killed the dinosaurs... if you want to call Chuch Norris a space-rock.
(Or, an alternate version of the above-)
A shaman once talked to the oldest tree in the world. Out of curiosity, he asked how the dinosaurs really died. The tree said, "Well, this man with an epic beard came in out of nowhere and started kicking the shit out of them all, while yelling 'See, Bruce Lee? Who's the tougher guy now?'"
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. He got one.
Some people wear Superman PJs. Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs.
It takes five condoms, four cinderblocks, and three brick walls to prevent Chuck Norris from impregnating a woman.
Chuck Norris doesn't push his body up when he does a push-up. He pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving. We call the place nowadays "The Grand Canyon".

(Incidentally, the nightshirt I wear in bed has Chuck Norris on it, with some Chuck Norris jokes... <<)
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http://www.nochucknorris.com/

That one is aweshum :3
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