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Fighting...Fighting...And THEEEEEN; Olook...It's Switchy...HI SWITCHY! :D
Topic Started: Jul 6 2011, 11:04 PM (127 Views)
Korrupt
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Prologue: Old Faces...New Lust...

I remember when I first came to WARPED wrestling and I was HAPPY! I was going to fuck people up. People thought I was crazy, people thought I was out of my HEAD...! I debuted people labeled me as a freak and I took it like a grown ass man and we ended up with me...being the top dog in WARPED. But then came some greasy fuck I like to call Switchy and he WALTZ into my territory and challenged ME! And believe me I did all I could I mutilated his arm...I wrapped barbed wire around him, I even put this fucker in a sling. And yet he proved to be nothing but a stubborn asshole who just loved to get me worked up. You just LOVE the fact that you get under my skin don't you Switchy?! You love that you're the only person I TRULY HATE ENOUGH TO WANT TO HURT!!!! See you bring this out of me, it's one of the characteristics I like about you. You manage to...t-to bring the worst out of me. And I love it...it brings a tear to my eye when I listen to you talk because it brings back old times last year Switch. Fond memories when you hurt me...and I hurt you~ and then you hurt me back~ and then I hurt you some mo'~ It was the most fun I had since I was a little boy in the asylum.

And you know what Switchy, when you look at me you remember those times we had. You think you're not afraid, but I know that when those camera turn off you have to change your panties from the feces you developed in them. That little pep talk you had, talking to yourself? See that's what's wrong with you Switchblade, you've faced two types of extreme, you've said Retarded Extreme in Cueball, and you've faced Ultraviolent Extreme in PKA; But Switchy...C'MON NOW...you of ALL people should know that my extreme is Satanic. It doesn't even need a name, because honestly nothing can describe the sick fucked up things going inside of mah lil ol'noodle here. You're truly stupid if you think you've suffered through whatever punishment you've been given and think you're walking out with my title. That's like LeBron James claiming he's going to win a championship ring. It won't happen, and you should get that thought outta your head there sport!

So you've given the opportunity to try and take this belt away from me, YAY! :D I mean...it's not every day you get to see a dear friend again. While you were off smashing the little fish, I've been the big bad shark in the water eating everyone in my site. It's funny how we switched around isn't it...SWITCH?! Ha...get it...switched....switch...that'sa kneeslapper there fellaz! Anyway, you suck, you won't win my belt and when I get done with you I'm going to make Drake Havok around some more and lemme know what a true champion is. HEYA DRAKE, remember me? You said you were going to bust me up?! HA, how's that workin' out for ya buddeh?! Not too good...? Oh...you're been put in this match as the special guest referee? See...I had a problem with that, only until I realized...I...OWN YOU!!!! See if you decide to scream me out of my title match? I have the right to make you taste your own blood. I'm given the right to scramble your brains and choke you out until your body goes cold and your face turns blue.

Take it from me boyz and gals...you want nothing of what I'm servin' up here. So Switch...come and try to take my belt. Come on, you want it so bad. The new you's eager to get another title reign huh...? That's good, because I'll be glad to knock some fuckin' sense back into your head. It's be cliche to say I was a different person, but I'm not one to be picky. Switchy...last time I was soft. Last time I did this for fun, but now I'm going to pick you apart just for shits and giggles. Times runnin' out, and I'm getting restless...let's dance Darkwing Duck.





The Curious Case of Switchblade

Korrupt: Switchblade is kind of...evolving right? He's been bragging about being a new Switchy. I don't know what was wrong with the old one, but it seems like the new Switchblade is devolving. The new one is stale, he sucks basically, and now he gets a title match? PFFFT, Joey's REALLY trying to get this belt out of the Movement's hands huh? You know what I don't blame him, I'd be scared to if someone had MY belt and wanted to change things. Sorry Joey, I guess life sucks. :( But you know...I can't help but feel that Switchblade IS kinda going through a metamorphosis. He was once the face of WARPED he beat me down before, I beat him down, and yet he came out on top. This Switchblade's done nothing for the past few months and was given a title shot. Even though PKA had all the right tools to put you away Switchy, YA CAME BACK! That's what's irritating about you you're like a small BUG that you swat and. And when you think you've gotten rid of it, it's swarming around your head....annoying you to no end.

The background was black, and I sat in front of a projector. It was old, and the room smelled like mold. I had the WARPED World Heavyweight Championship sitting on my desk as I looked at the projection on the screen. It was blank...didn't really give a fuck it's there for SYMBOLISM PEOPLE...gawd so picky these days.

Korrupt: Remember when I came to this company? Remember when I made promises of changing the way people thought? I did that, the first time I did it? It was with you Switch...it was like I was a virgin...and you were there to guide me through the steps to release myself of my innocence. And so I shed your blood...I nearly tore your arm off...if that pitiful LAW weren't the case...I could have maimed your body. See Switchy....you aren't extreme...you're far from it. You go through a few tables....you make a few people bleed...and you think you're ME?! LOOK AT ME!!! Nowhere....and I mean nowhere will you find someone like me...!!! I came to this company...I dominated...and I did it in the most cruel way possible. And I was rewarded with the World Heavyweight Championship, my eye candy. Me and her can't be apart...we're one now. We can't allow someone like you to take us apart. It's DEMEANING to have someone hold her...that'd just make her a whore. ANYWAYS...

I hold up a remote and click a button. The projection flicks and a picture of me and Switchy's last encounter. Okay I lied it wasn't for symbolic purposes...what you gonna do sue me? I'ma champion babeh, I do what I WANT! So NYEH! I look at it and tilt my head sighing.

Korrupt: One of the things that I like about our encounter was that...you were fighting for your life. You were like a wild animal Switchy. You were fighting to survive. Because if you didn't destroy me, I was going to destroy you. It's like a big food chain y'know? The little animals get eaten by the bigger animals, and the bigger animals get eaten by us. See we're the giants on top of that food chain Switchy, at least we were...now I'm standing alone on top of that said food chain...as the head leader; While you were wasting away beating on Emo's and getting in fueds with lesser named fuckfaces. We're different now, I'm a predator...willing to eat anything placed in my face. Take a look at Drake Havok...I beat him down...I choked him out.

I'm a different kind of hunter, I'm unknown! People fear me because when I sense blood Switchy...I attack. See in this encounter you were afraid. You were going to most likely LOSE your life and your title belt. If that idiot Rough Ryder didn't get involved it would be you and me in a massive orgy of barbed wire, sweat, and blood. But you somehow scraped away with the win. And then...Crowbar came along and picked you apart. You were still bitter from that huh? I'd be bitter too if some bald bastard came in and killstealed me. Them's the breaks I guess...

But that primal INSTINCT...oh God, I'm creaming myself over it! You were so fixated on making me hurt. You wanted to claim your place at the top. And you did, you nearly killed me! It was the biggest adrenaline rush EVER! I know you liked it...you smirked a little in our match. Hm, it was like having sex...it always feels good when you do it with a complete stranger right...? RIGHT?! I know I'm right........right....?

I shrug and given a nonchalant glance, as I click the remote again. It showed Switchblade winning his match against PKA. He thought he was ready for me now. But people forgot to tell him I reached my black belt in Crazy Fuckjutsu. Well...he'd know soon enough. I lower my head on my right fist and glared on.

Korrupt: Wanna know what's FUNNY about this little number? You won a match that mattered, congratulations! Ya beat my homeboy PKA down and you got your chance at redemption. You're on the road to being the biggest name in WARPED again. UH OH, but there's one little problem with that: I'M THE BIGGEST NAME IN WARPED NOW! There isn't room for two anymore Switchy. There was at one time, but it ain't happenin' again. So this week, you're going to be up against the King of the Mountain. No easy rides, no need to try and cater to the crowd...you're going to face the true me. See...I'm insane, I know that--out of my fuckin' mind; But I have something saved for you.

Think of it as our anniversary gift, from the first time I broke your arm. I'm going to unleash Hell on you...TA-DA! THAT'S YOUR PRESENT! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! :P I know you will...because you can take it all can't you. Switchblade your life's been nothing but pain. Yet you keep going on. And I don't know if it's because half of your brains have been beaten out of you in the matches you've been in. Maybe you're starting to crack up (WELCOME TO THE CLUB DUDE!) or maybe you're just plain....inane. You can take it all, because in the end you believe it's worth it. The reality is that...it's not. You're risking your life for nothing.

All of those fans that cheer for you when you bust your ass...they don't care. They got their seats, they wanna see a show. They could give two shits about you that night and go back home to their shitty lives. That's the way it is Switchy, and it's hard to try and convert you; You're just too ignorant to understand what I'm trying to say to you.

I lean forward in my chair and eye the camera...i place my hands on the desk table and smile lightly.

Korrupt: This match isn't about the belt, it isn't about...if you're new, old, pre-own, pre-used, on layaway. You've been put in my domain, the ring I go out and fight in. The blood I'm spilled in that ring...you wouldn't understand it. Switchy, your ideals on this business are what make you the man you are today. You're beatup, you've got nothing life to live for but this company. It's kept you on life support since you stepped through these doors. When you faced Ryder? You knew your career was done--NO--when you faced me you knew your career was done...because I changed the face of the game.

It was me...ALL...ME...!! I set the bar, and you can't admit that--HELL Joey can't admit that, but you know something, for the past year I've been here? I did everything in my power to change this place. These superficial lamps that run around here want a picture perfect champion like you. They'll cheer for you in the back, because they can't stand people like me; But who are they to judge...!? Why have a hero like Switchblade when you have someone like me?! I could lead you all into the future!

A place where people won't be judged. A place where outcasts around the world can coexist in the world. I'm the one who's leading this company into the right direction...you Switch...? You're trying to shape it into your way. Don't deny it...you loved being on top because you got praise from everyone. People loved to kiss your ass, hoping to get on your good side. That's how big your ego is--and I'm glad you mentioned how big it's gotten. Because without your need to play the sarcasm game, this whole thing wouldn't have happened. I wouldn't be able to break down why you're such a failure.

I stand up and the projection flicks over to a picture of Switchblade, nothing else (no homo). I glare at it as I walk over with the title. I stare at the picture as the bright projection light shun on me also. I turn my head to the camera, my eyes cold, as I placed the title on my shoulder.

Korrupt: You're right about something we do have some unfinished business. Last time I could have ended your career. And now I think I'll take a chance--take a slot out of my busy scheduled and finally place that last pile of DIRT on your early grave. Listen to me, we aren't in the same league anymore. You might have been good last year, but this is the year of The Movement. When I beat you...and when I retain my title...you will know...who I truly am.

I walk off slowly, I back peddle and turn to the camera with an embarrassed glance.

Korrupt: O-OH...Drake Havok...!!! Drake...I want to let you know that it should be an honor to be in the ring with me. Because I can finally show you how a real man wrestles. Last time you got what you deserved. I made you look like a chump in the middle of the ring and made you run to the back banging your head on some random wall like you're the Hulk. It burns doesn't it Drake...good...because as long as I'm champion, you'll be nothing but a white trash version of me...think about that for a second chap!

I give a cackle and wink at the camera, I disappear into the darkness...and get ready to shed Switchblade's blood once and for all.

Don't Be Scared Homie.

Fade. Static. End.
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You make me sick
Because I adore you so
I love all your dirty tricks
And twisted games you play
On me...


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