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Speechless; W28 - RP#1
Topic Started: Jun 17 2011, 08:27 PM (66 Views)
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(OORP: In Vegas.. Wanted to get this up before I get too drunk to post.)

(As the sun sets on the horizon, “Simply Sensational” Sean Edmunds sits in a lawnchair on the hotel’s sundeck. The fleeting rays creep towards the ledge, but Edmunds remains in his spot, sunglasses on… a Sam Adams in his right hand. With Miss Karla nowhere in sight, Edmunds slowly turns his head and looks at the camera.)

EDMUNDS: “You know, after WARPED 27 I needed a break. I needed to reflect. I needed to sit back and really comb over everything that happened.”

(You can’t see them, but his eyes burn.)

EDMUNDS: “Because WARPED 27 was a TRAVESTY. Not just for me, but for WARPED and the Evolution Championship, too. Everyone knows that the fatal fourway match for the Evolution Championship was supposed to be MY crowning glory. So imagine how SHOCKED the crowd was when a sorry excuse for a wrestler walked out with MY belt.”

(Edmunds turns his head back to the sun setting in the distance.)

EDMUNDS: “Of course, Anton Chase didn’t beat Sean Edmunds. He beat Malik Logan. Congratulations, Anton. You won the Evolution Championship in the cheapest way possible. But, you know what? Let’s not dwell on that fact. Let’s not dwell on the fact that the only reason why Sean Edmunds isn’t the WARPED Evolution Champion because you took the easy way out.”

(A swig of the beer.)

EDMUNDS: “Instead let’s focus on WARPED 28. The quote-unquote rematch. And you know what, look at this.. once again Grendel has decided that the championship isn’t worth his time.”

(Edmunds looks back into the camera and pulls the shades down his nose.)

EDMUNDS: “Or maybe I’m just wrong… maybe he’s got the same gameplan as last show. Give the fans 10 seconds worth of promo time to conserve his energy so he could take me out of the match with the Sweet Relief. You know…. I’m not even sure why Grendel’s in this match. After such a BLATANT display of disrespect for the Evolution Championship at WARPED 27, he should have been tossed out the door on his ass. But hey, if Drake Havok can step into WARPED and get a shot at the World Championship while those who have stuck with WARPED through the lean times are left in the cold … then I guess I better watch out at WARPED 28. He might have so much energy from not saying a single word this time that he’ll take me out two or, hell, three times!”

(Edmunds pushes the sunglasses back on his face and looks away again.)

EDMUNDS: “Anton, you didn’t prove that you were better than me at WARPED 27. You proved that you are better than Malik Logan. But whatever, Anton. Even if I could understand what you babble on about most of the time, I don’t care. Even if you could connect two sentences and verbalize one coherent thought, I’m finished with you. For some reason, maybe the alien moons of some far off planet aligned in a 180 degree plane… but for some reason you were able to walk out of WARPED 27 as the Evolution champion. And for some reason, the Gods decided to bend “Simply Sensational” over and fuck him in the ass thanks to Grendel.”

(Edmunds places the Sam Adams on the ground next to his chair and pushes himself off the chair.)

EDMUNDS: “What is there to say? Grendel is mute. He’ll probably show up and knock me out again. Anton Chase is incomprehensible…. So he’ll probably show up and walk out with some sort of prize. Everything is wrong. The Evolution Championship is in shambles. WARPED’s rebuilding has turned into a joke.”

(Miss Karla walks into the shot with a warm, fuzzy robe.)

EDMUNDS: “WARPED 28…”

(She helps Edmunds with the robe.)

EDMUNDS: “Hmph.”

(FADEOUT)
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