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What the f-
Topic Started: Jun 12 2011, 06:28 PM (49 Views)
Crowbar
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Former concurrent World/Evolution Champion
The scene opens up to Crowbar sitting in a chair, staring at the camera. Jess can be seen in the background on a laptop.

Crowbar: Sorry, you don't get to do a sweeping view of what's around me today, I'm getting straight to the point whether you like it or not.

Crowbar doesn't look too pleased.

Crowbar: In the second round of the tournament, I lost....and I lost to a man that i've beaten in the past. I lost to Switchblade.

What the fuck? really? I lost to a fucking has-been, a useless bastard who should be in the ER of a hospital right now, not moving on in the fuckin' tournament.

Crowbar leans back with a thoughtful look on his face, before leaning forward again.

Crowbar: However, that is not necessarily a bad thing. If i had of advanced, and won the tournament, that means I would have been facing two of my good friends, PKA and Korrupt. I don't particularly want to do that, so fate, if you believe in that shit, must have intervened. However. Switchblade. I swear on your great grandparents graves, I will cave your head in when i get the chance. Nobody fucks me around and gets away with it.

Crowbar holds up a metal baseball bat and a crowbar and smiles.

Crowbar: Kind of ironic, isn't it? cliche maybe? Holding up a crowbar, but, when all is said and done, this nice curved end right here, is going right into someones ass and i'm hanging them from the fuckin' roof on it.

Crowbar gets up and walks over to the laptop, leans over jess' shoulder, has a look and grunts before coming back to the chair.

Crowbar: So, I have Cameron MacNichol eh? Hey, Cameron, how does it feel buddy? How does it feel to know that, in my angry state from being beaten by Bluntblade, that you're next? I'm not going to sit here and go on some long tirade about how i'm going to demolish you and blah fuckin' blah. No. That may come later, but we will see. I've been relegated to fighting you, a four eyed motherfucker that probably can't see past an object 3 inches infront of you. hey, good luck with that!

Crowbar chuckles to himself. Atleast he amused himself.

Crowbar: Look, you're going to lose, so why not just forfeit the match? You saw what happened last week to poor old Drake Havok. Do you want the same to happen to you? I could quite easily bring that about. Havok did something we didn't like. We also don't like losing, so by logical deduction, if you by so much as an absolute fluke beat me? Well, buddy, old pal, I'd say your Warped career will come to a pretty violent and bloody end. Maybe next show, maybe the one after, who knows? I don't forget, do you? You're gone, boy. You're going to beg for mercy by the conclusion of this match. Thats all i've got to say for now, get the fuck out of my face.

Crowbar shoves the cameraman away and a loud thump is heard, the cameraman pans around to see the mic operator outcold on the floor. The camera flicks back to Crowbar who shrugs.

Crowbar: He knew what he was doing before he signed up to come here.

The scene fades to black as the mic operator tries to be woken up.
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