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| Round 2, Finish Him.; 2/2 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 2 2011, 10:16 PM (45 Views) | |
| Crowbar | Jun 2 2011, 10:16 PM Post #1 |
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Former concurrent World/Evolution Champion
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The view fades in to Crowbar standing in a parking lot, next to his trusty F-250. He looks seemingly impatient and annoyed at something, grumbling to himself constantly. He turns around to the camera. Crowbar: What? expect me in some dank wallow? er, sorry about that! ....anyway, Switchblade, its coming close. Your inevitable defeat at my hands again, I beat you once, I can beat you again. Actually...it was pretty easy last time, though I personally don't believe you should be anywhere near that title again...not yet. You had your run, hell, maybe it's time you just hung the boots up eh? Saves me having to strangle you with 'em. Crowbar gets cut off by someone honking their horn at him, wanting his parking space. The driver starts yelling abuse and profanities until Crowbar turns around and starts walking towards the car. The driver, obviously a Warped watcher, immediately goes quiet and tries to speed off, but Crowbar reaches in, turns off the ignition and pulls out the keys. He can be seen saying something to the driver as the driver turns white. Crowbar turns back around, begins walking back to the camera and throws the guys car keys off into the distance before resuming. Crowbar: Sorry about that, some people just don't have respect these days, do they? nobody wants to play nice with me anymore, and I don't understand why....i'm a nice guy aren't i? Cameraman: Uh, you threw that guys keys off somewhere....kinda blocked traffic.... Crowbar: Oh, right, that, well...he was an idiot. Anyway, as i was saying... Crowbar is again interrupted, this time by Jess yelling in the distance. Crowbar turns around and groans. Jess has been shopping. He looks back at the camera Crowbar: Women, eh? He walks over and helps her with her bags, chucks 'em in the truck and tells her to get in. Crowbar: For fucks sake, what now? Are rent-a-cops going to come at me for throwing that guys keys? Seriously. Is Malik Logan going to ambush me from those bushes over there? Jesus. Anyway, look, Switchblade, just forfeit now, yeah? I don't want to destroy you again....well, actually I do, but thats not the point, the point is that, you don't belong here man, not anymore, you're done. Just...leave, for the love of everything holy just forfeit the match and piss off. Go take care of whoever the fuck you constantly run to and just stay fucked off. If you don't, well, when the bell rings to signify that I've one the match, doesn't mean I'll let you just leave. I may, but I doubt it. Maybe a KFO onto the side of the ring...or the ringpost....or, wherever I feel like. How about a Trapdoor onto a table? Element Zero through a barricade? Maybe I'll just do all those through the match, who knows? But I'm pretty sure everyone knows that, despite the fact you were once the Warped World Champion, now you're just a shell of what you were. I hereby dub you, Switchbunny. Fuckin' chump. Crowbar turns and jumps into his truck. He rolls down the window and looks back at the camera Crowbar: Oh, yeah, and don't forget to have an ambulance standing by. He starts the engine and revs it, before leaving the parking lot and tearing down the road. The cameraman flicks the switch and the screen fades off to black. |
![]() ![]() Crowbar. The only man in WARPED to hold the Evolution and World Titles simultaneously. | |
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