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Warm, soothing goo surrounds your body. It's so hard to move, and impossible to think. You may not realize it yet, but you have been selected for the Crew of the Vesmir.

Oh, sure, you may not be capable of anything good or wholesome, and fine, you not even know what space is, but that doesn't matter to your moon-sized captor. You have been chosen, stolen from the only home you have known, and are now forced to suffer the indignities only a ship of kobolds can provide.

Perhaps it's not as serious as all that.

Somewhere between the crystal spheres and the endless void of space drifts a giant, living, silent ship. The Vesmir. Home.

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Topic Started: Oct 17 2008, 04:03 AM (238 Views)
The Vesmir	Oct 17 2008, 04:03 AM Post #1
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	[04:56:36] anthillinside42: ...............in other news my brother-in-law is beta-testing - wait for it - a Hello Kitty MMO. [04:57:32] Trynaa: ... [04:57:33] Trynaa: OMG [04:57:34] Trynaa: OMG [04:57:36] Trynaa: OG [04:57:41] Trynaa: THAT MAKES LIFE SO MUCH BETTER. [04:57:54] anthillinside42: I just. [04:58:29] anthillinside42: This is the guy who was DJ Muppetfucker until Henson sent him a cease & desist letter (which they framed). And until he decided he didn't like the crowds at raves anymore. [04:58:34] anthillinside42: I... am out of cheese. [05:00:02] anthillinside42: So far out of cheese I HAVE some cheese, in fact. [05:01:18] Trynaa: Ahahaha. [05:01:23] Trynaa: I. [05:01:26] Trynaa: I love your family. [05:01:34] Trynaa: It's weird as hell, but it's also WEIRD AS HELL. [05:01:39] anthillinside42: Rather.



The Vesmir	Oct 17 2008, 01:14 PM Post #2
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	Waltzy says (2:03 PM): 400 points to your character. phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:06 PM): Dare I ask what I did to earn them? Waltzy says (2:07 PM): We just love him. TO PIECES. DUN DUN DUN phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:08 PM): <farnsworth>... to SHREDS, you say?</farnsworth> Waltzy says (2:08 PM): Oh my, yes. phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:09 PM): Naturally I shall continue to be horrible, because that's what people want. The sort of creature that makes Daleks look like the spirit of tolerance. Waltzy says (2:10 PM): TOL ER ATE? phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:11 PM): Oh god. What have I done? IN-TE-GRATE! IN-TE-GRATE!



The Vesmir	Oct 19 2008, 04:31 AM Post #3
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	Matt: Did Brilfilkupkips just say "plenty clean"? What terribly improper English! Deduct points for that.



Brifulkips	Oct 19 2008, 04:56 AM Post #4
Posts: 34 Group: Crew Member #6 Joined: Oct 7, 2008	Matt spelled Brifulkips wrong! I demand retaliatory point deduction! GM points!
Posts: 34 Group: Crew Member #6 Joined: Oct 7, 2008


The Vesmir	Oct 19 2008, 05:14 AM Post #5
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	Brifulkips Oct 19 2008, 04:56 AM Matt spelled Brifulkips wrong! I demand retaliatory point deduction! GM points! Nah, trina spelled it wrong because she was too lazy to check.



Ixaxar	Oct 19 2008, 12:20 PM Post #6
Posts: 15 Group: Crew Member #9 Joined: Oct 8, 2008	Don't mind me, just compiling my psychological profiles for later manipulation of the game. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...
Posts: 15 Group: Crew Member #9 Joined: Oct 8, 2008


Nessamurr	Oct 21 2008, 05:43 AM Post #7
Posts: 10 Group: In Cryo Member #17 Joined: Oct 14, 2008	At work today: Female Co-Worker: So this one time at Boy Scout Camp... Me: Wait, what were you doing at Boy Scout Camp? FC: Huh? Oh, I was working there as a cook. Me: OK, that makes more sense. I was going to say, the surgeon who did your Transition was really good
Posts: 10 Group: In Cryo Member #17 Joined: Oct 14, 2008


The Vesmir	Oct 27 2008, 02:15 AM Post #8
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:09 AM): Granted that won't make ordering kobolds around any easier. I propose to just resort to shouting and physical violence until they comply. Just like any eye tyrant. Waltzy says (2:09 AM): Is beholder language like... eye stalk waving? phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:10 AM): Nope. If "I, Tyrant" is any authority, it's a vocal language. But with a lot more Ks in it than other languages. So presumably it sounds a bit like a person clearing his throat. Waltzy says (2:11 AM): Like welsh then... (( Matt here )) phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:11 AM): Only more so. Waltzy says (2:11 AM): More welsh than welsh... a worrying slogan phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:12 AM): Imagine an outbreak of TB and an introduction of cat litter into the Welsh diet. Right in the middle of the Eisteddfod. And fate has contrived to rain phlegm. Waltzy says (2:13 AM): Oh gods it is the welsh-pocalypse phildungeoneer@hotmail.com says (2:13 AM): And every single person has been issued with a set of fangs two sizes too large for their gobs. Then you've got something about half as nasty as beholder-speak.



The Vesmir	Mar 31 2009, 07:38 PM Post #9
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	[13:07:57] seiya235: Mikoshy Minnishe [13:32:46] seiya235: I'm seriously thinking about this now [13:34:56] seiya235: Would a slavic sysadmin be too much overlap with kobolds? [13:35:03] trynaa: What, the homicidal sysadmin? [13:35:07] trynaa: Uh. [13:35:10] trynaa: In many ways, yes. [13:36:03] trynaa: On the other hand [13:36:06] trynaa: It could be good. [13:36:17] seiya235: Maybe I'll...file that away for later use. [13:36:21] trynaa: because the kobolds are really.. engineers. [13:36:23] trynaa: they make things. [13:36:25] trynaa: No one codes. [13:37:42] seiya235: Mechanical enginner. Always think they know better than you. [13:37:48] seiya235: Last one not run this fast. >_>



The Vesmir	Mar 31 2009, 07:46 PM Post #10
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	[13:41:26] trynaa: MEDUSA is the hottest piece of ass in this game and it's worrying. [13:44:06] trynaa: Considering she doesn't even have a personality. [13:44:08] trynaa: Just. [13:44:10] trynaa: Just a mother. [13:44:11] trynaa: And a father. [13:44:13] trynaa: long dead. [13:44:15] trynaa: Long, long dead. [13:44:48] seiya235: Vesmir Processes: Zombie - 1



The Vesmir	Mar 31 2009, 07:49 PM Post #11
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	[13:47:53] trynaa: So far I know you and Mike and Vera are playing [13:48:28] red pelican eel: I want maddie to. I want to fantasize quietly about her character >__> [13:49:16] trynaa: posts that on forum [13:49:28] red pelican eel: nooo my secret shame. XD



Kila	Mar 31 2009, 10:02 PM Post #12
salted and burned Posts: 9 Group: Crew Member #21 Joined: Mar 29, 2009	[15:58] trynaa: Can you keep clalinge vertone sweets in game? [15:58] redpelicaneel: ...can I keep calling ...who? sweets? XD [15:58] trynaa: wow [15:58] redpelicaneel: I almost got that [15:58] trynaa: my typong [15:58] redpelicaneel: lol [15:58] trynaa: ... [15:58] trynaa: OH FUCK [15:58] trynaa: GOD [15:58] redpelicaneel: ??? [15:58] trynaa: TYPO ATTACK [15:58] trynaa: WHEEZE [15:58] redpelicaneel: yes [15:58] trynaa: PANT [15:58] trynaa: ... [15:58] redpelicaneel: dying [15:58] redpelicaneel: lol [15:58] redpelicaneel: lolllls. [15:58] trynaa: Can you keep calling everyone sweets?



The Vesmir	Apr 1 2009, 04:06 AM Post #13
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	We had an IRC chat. This comment sums it up nicely. Chrys says (10:04 PM): Oh good... anti-semetic statements in german. This can't turn out badly



The Vesmir	Apr 1 2009, 08:39 PM Post #14
Posts: 116 Group: All Powerful Member #2 Joined: Sep 30, 2008	Trina says (2:38 PM): Also we need to stat Blackcherry ;_; Chrys says (2:39 PM): Doesn't each stat just have 'slut' next to it?



Delta	Apr 3 2009, 06:52 PM Post #15
Posts: 23 Group: Crew Member #11 Joined: Oct 10, 2008	Quote: Also we need to stat Blackcherry Well...Black cherry actually HAS a character sheet, for Star Wars d20 with like, 5 million in Cha, and a legit skill of Perform (boob jiggle). I can get Carlson to scan it for you, should you want it.
Posts: 23 Group: Crew Member #11 Joined: Oct 10, 2008


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