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Day 1.4: "Got the Munchies" The Kitchen; The remains of a kitchen are found
Topic Started: Apr 5 2009, 08:07 PM (177 Views)
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06[22:38] * @GM_Chrys At the end of the previous session the group walked out of the doorway from The Alcove. Outside they found a dark corridor, lit only by the light spilling from the doorway they had just opened.
06[22:39] * @GM_Chrys The floors were a grey metal grating, much like the Cryobay had been, and the walls a similarly dull colour, even when lit up by the Alcove's bright white light.
06[22:40] * @GM_Chrys Across the hallway from the group there is a set of swinging doors with round windows set 5 feet above the floor, To the right of the group there appears to be some other doors of some kind, though it is too dark to tell from here.
06[22:40] * @GM_Chrys To the left there is only a wall of darkness several yards down the corridor
[22:41] <@GM_Chrys> (( Any questions? RP away ))
06[22:42] * Eugen_Metzger quietly ducks out of the room he's claimed for himself next to the bathroom and heads toward the rest of the group. He was dying for a smoke or at least his freshly cleaned uniform.
06[22:42] * Ozymandias_Crow saunters happily, nakedly and brazenly into the corridor, absently looking at the various doors and darkened areas.
06[22:43] * Bell was previously hanging onto Heart, who has now suffered some kind of existence failure. Alone, she hesitates a bit.
06[22:44] * Ozymandias_Crow peers closer at the darkened patch to the left, trying to adjust his voodoo peepers to the darkness.
06[22:44] * Kila ends up walking next to Bell and leaning down a little, offering her hand. "C'mon, sweets," she says, voice gruff but not scary.
06[22:44] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias finds that the doors further down the hall appear to be a set of metallic doors which probably move sideways (Elevator doors) on the opposite side of the corridor to the Alcove, and another set of doors with traditional handles on the other, looking like some kind of wardrobe or closet doors. The darkness to his left is still completely dark to him. Perhaps his eyes are not back...
06[22:44] * @GM_Chrys ...to working order after his awakening?
06[22:45] * @GM_Chrys Blackheart will follow the group around, stunned into silence by all of the strange sights and happenings
06[22:45] * Eugen_Metzger awkwardly moves in behind Kila, looking concernedly at Bell. She seemed alright. "Can you see anything Dr. Crow?"
[22:45] <Ozymandias_Crow> Walls, Doors, floors, and so on and so forth, Herr Doctor.
[22:46] <Ozymandias_Crow> Nothing unusual. Give or take the preternatural darkness, here. *he guestures to the black space*
06[22:46] * Bell hangs onto Kila, with only a little reluctance. "Where are we going?"
06[22:46] * Ozymandias_Crow pauses, and pushes his hand out, to see if it is shadowy lack of light or reflection-less dark glass.
06[22:46] * @GM_Chrys the air in the corridor is very fresh, with a soft breeze blowing first one way, and then the other in a regular pattern.
06[22:47] * Ozymandias_Crow 's nipples stand erect.
06[22:47] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias' hand doesn't find anything unusual, simply the pitch-blackness of a completely unilluminated corridor which stretches further than the light from the Alcove doorway. It's impossible to see how far it goes away from them
06[22:49] * Eugen_Metzger pushes his way a bit ahead of Crow, cautiously walking forward a bit. He glances back,"Perhaps one of you would be so kind as to go back to the button panel and see if it turns zhe lights on?"
[22:49] <Kila> I don't really know, kiddo. I'm just--not--interested in all of this ........darkness.
[22:49] <Eugen_Metzger> Perhaps zhen you'd like to fiddle with that thing with all the buttons
[22:50] <Ozymandias_Crow> Eh. Buttons. Meh. Over-rated.
[22:50] <@GM_Chrys> (( Spot checks on 1d10 from everyone please ))
06[22:50] * Ozymandias_Crow tries the other side of the corridor, pokes and prods at the sideways-doors
[22:50] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 to perceive things...
01[22:50] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 to perceive things... --> [ 1d10=9 ]{9}
[22:50] <Eugen_Metzger> roll 1d10 to spot
01[22:50] <Random_Chance> Eugen_Metzger rolled 1d10 to spot --> [ 1d10=10 ]{10}
[22:51] <Eugen_Metzger> ((oh fuck))
[22:51] <Eugen_Metzger> ((oh fuck we are blind)
06[22:51] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias accidentally stubs his finger against the hard, metal surface of the door. It hurts a little and doesn't move an inch
[22:51] <Bell> roll 1d10 to see
01[22:51] <Random_Chance> Bell rolled 1d10 to see --> [ 1d10=9 ]{9}
[22:51] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((Less blind than you, Bats.))
[22:51] <Kila> roll 1d10 to spot wonderfully!
01[22:51] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 to spot wonderfully! --> [ 1d10=3 ]{3}
[22:51] <Kila> (YESSS)
[22:51] <Kila> (too bad I will be too terrified of the dark to care)
06[22:52] * @GM_Chrys Kila notices that the swinging-style doors in front of the Alcove are a little way open and that some dust on the floor looks recently disturbed.
06[22:52] * @GM_Chrys everyone else still hasn't adjusted their eyes to the darkness at all
[22:52] <Kila> Hey. What about, um. Over there?
06[22:53] * Kila points to the swinging doors, and then, you know. Pushes Bell in front of her a little.
[22:53] <Ozymandias_Crow> Now, If only I had my lantern with me...
06[22:53] * Ozymandias_Crow mutters to himself
[22:53] <Kila> No kidding! My light would have come in handy. Do you want it on your hands? No, I say. That'd look RETARDED I say. Fff.
06[22:53] * Bell blinks for a moment, then walks, trusting
[22:54] <Ozymandias_Crow> Eh?
06[22:54] * Eugen_Metzger moves ahead cautiously following Kila. He mutters under his breath about abysmal staffing and even worse facility management.
06[22:55] * @GM_Chrys The doors loom over the little girl, apart from the group in the corridor nothing else can be heard
06[22:55] * Kila adores Bell's courageousness~! And walks up behind her. If there were grues they'd go for the cuter one first anyway, right? Right. Totally.
03[22:56] * The_Alcove is now known as Setting
[22:56] <Kila> roll 1d10 to squint past the open doors
01[22:56] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 to squint past the open doors --> [ 1d10=7 ]{7}
06[22:56] * Bell pushes at the right-hand door a bit, peeeeeeering through
06[22:57] * @GM_Chrys the door moves easily as Bell pushes it, the hinges seem to work perfectly despite the dust that now coats the girl's fingertips. As it edges up there is a quiet 'click' and a dull glow begins to appear in the room beyond. lights in the ceiling of it seem to be powering up very slowly
06[22:58] * Bell jumps as light comes on, then lets go of the door and runs behind Kila
06[22:59] * Ozymandias_Crow looks through the doorway, curiously.
06[22:59] * Kila keeps herself from going EEEK before squinting at the light. Then she takes a few steps forward, interested in the light.
[23:00] <@GM_Chrys> The room is rectangular and smaller than the Alcove, and doesn't feature the smooth curved ceiling of the former, either. The walls are a dark grey and seem to be caked in a layer of grime and dirt, though in some places the panelling isn't there and a wet, redish shine can be seen that resembles the walls of the Cryo-bay.
06[23:00] * Eugen_Metzger moves ahead slowly, keeping himself ready to fight should something challenge them. He frowns...the room seemed mouldy.
06[23:01] * @GM_Chrys The lights start to brighten, revealing more detail to those looking on. The room is filled with cabinets, tables, racks and the remains of what were once some kinds of appliances. Everything is ina state of disrepair, such as missing doors or shelves hanging to the wall by a single screw. Most surfaces are a silver metal, though its shine has been reduced to a dull browny-grey by a thick...
06[23:01] * @GM_Chrys ...sheet of dust on every exposed area.
[23:01] <Eugen_Metzger> Gott im Himmel. what a miserable mess. Its like no one ever zought of keeping things neat and tidy.
06[23:01] * @GM_Chrys After a few more moments the lights reach their full brightness and show that at the back of the room there is a large, heavy set door with a small circular window. The handle is 3 feet off the ground and the window is 5 feet up.
[23:03] <Bell> I don't like it here...
[23:03] <Ozymandias_Crow> Do you not find it telling, Herr Doctor, that no-one has discovered our....emergence, yet?
06[23:03] * Eugen_Metzger motions for the group to move in closer, "Stay togezer."
06[23:03] * Kila was about to wander of fto touch things, but ends up hanging back with Eugen. "Alright, fine. I'm not taking any, um. Head...startiness. Uhhhhh...Initiative."
[23:03] <Eugen_Metzger> I should say I'm a bit disappointed. They leave us here with a hollowed grahm and some clothes and then seem to expect us to do some sort of task.
06[23:04] * Ozymandias_Crow ignores the doctor's suggestion, instead tries to get the sliding doors in the corridor to open. He jumps up and down infront of one, tries to force it, and even feel for buttons or handles.
[23:05] <Eugen_Metzger> But, yes I agree. I'm...worried. I don't like to admit that zough.
[23:05] <Ozymandias_Crow> You are to tell me, you paid any attention to the orders of that illusory creature of greek myth? Hee Hee.
06[23:05] * Ozymandias_Crow giggles
06[23:05] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias feels the wall for buttons and edges, but the doors are smooth and covered in grime like everything else. He can't find any buttons right now, though he is going by touch alone.
06[23:06] * @GM_Chrys As he tries to force the doors they do not show any sign of moving
06[23:06] * Bell keeps wiping her hands on her uniform
06[23:06] * Ozymandias_Crow mutters about his lack of Lantern, scowls at the darkened corridor, and slopes into the illuminated room, with it's broken dissaray.
06[23:06] * Kila sighs. "Can't we just punch a hole through the door?"
06[23:06] * Eugen_Metzger frowns at Crow, moving over to join him in examining the door. "Perhaps zere is a button in one of those cabinets? Or a key?"
[23:07] <@GM_Chrys> (( Spot check from Ozy please, and anyone else entering the room ))
[23:07] <Eugen_Metzger> roll 1d10 to not be blind
01[23:07] <Random_Chance> Eugen_Metzger rolled 1d10 to not be blind --> [ 1d10=2 ]{2}
[23:07] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 to activate peepers
01[23:07] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 to activate peepers --> [ 1d10=2 ]{2}
[23:07] <Bell> roll 1d10 for noticing whatever
01[23:07] <Random_Chance> Bell rolled 1d10 for noticing whatever --> [ 1d10=1 ]{1}
[23:08] <Ozymandias_Crow> Really Docky, I would have thought a strong willed man of mystery such as yourself would at least wait to see the whites of his enemies eyes before he accepts his errands.
06[23:08] * @GM_Chrys Both Ozymandias and Herr Doktor see that the dust has been disturbed around the door and there are strange markings there. Bell can see they are clearly tiny foot prints from some kind of animal with three toes
06[23:09] * Kila seems really oblivious, and ends up following Bell around. "See anything?"
[23:09] <Ozymandias_Crow> Curiouser and curiouser. The room is clearly in the state of a place long abandoned, but the dust has been disturbed?
06[23:09] * @GM_Chrys the foot prints lead off further into the room, towards the heavy doors at the back.
06[23:10] * Bell points at the floor. "I think some kind of turtle was here!"
[23:10] <Kila> (TEE hee)
[23:10] <Eugen_Metzger> Who said I accepted any kind of errand? Surely it is wiser to work together with you all, seeing as there tends to be safety in numbers. However, if I were to have an opportunity to leave I would.
[23:10] <Setting> (OH FUCK)
[23:11] <Kila> roll 1d10 to...track? the tracks?
01[23:11] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 to...track? the tracks? --> [ 1d10=7 ]{7}
[23:11] <Setting> (Matt is playing the "Drink when Bell is cute drinking game. an FYI.)
[23:11] <@GM_Chrys> (( And he is losing ))
[23:11] <Ozymandias_Crow> Ah, A Turtle, you say?
06[23:11] * Ozymandias_Crow looks serious for a moment, in thought.
[23:11] <Eugen_Metzger> roll 1d10 to identify the foot steps
01[23:11] <Random_Chance> Eugen_Metzger rolled 1d10 to identify the foot steps --> [ 1d10=5 ]{5}
06[23:11] * Kila walks away from...turtle tracks.
06[23:11] * Bell points at the floor, defensively
06[23:11] * @GM_Chrys Killa doesn't even see the tracks, she sees only dust and darkness and an amazingly cute little girl. Seriously, look how fucking cute she is.
06[23:12] * Kila would probably have <3_<3 eyes.
06[23:12] * Ozymandias_Crow looks closer at the tracks, bending awkwardly at the waist.
[23:12] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 for remembering knowledge of Esoteric Turtles of Lovecraftian Horror!
01[23:12] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 for remembering knowledge of Esoteric Turtles of Lovecraftian Horror! --> [ 1d10=3 ]{3}
06[23:12] * @GM_Chrys Herr Docktor cannot identify the tracks... they are certianly not human but whatever made them was probably... bigger than a dog, maybe?
06[23:12] * Eugen_Metzger moves beside him, kneeling down. He carefully tries to look under the door.
06[23:13] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias scans his encyclopaedic knowledge of horror beasts from beyond space and time. He finds nothing that matches specifically, but the prints look... sort of lizardy?
06[23:13] * Kila walks up to Bell and kneels down, staring right at where she is pointing. Kila still can't really um, see them.
[23:14] <Ozymandias_Crow> Well, I'm no expert in Turtles, but they certainly could be. Are you sure, hmm?
06[23:14] * @GM_Chrys The doors are all much to close to the ground to give the Medic a good look underneath them
06[23:14] * Eugen_Metzger quietly, speaking to Crow, "I think we might have trouble here."
06[23:14] * Bell starts slowly following along the tracks, looking at the floor instead of looking where she's going.
[23:14] <Kila> I don't even know what the hell a turtle is.
06[23:15] * Ozymandias_Crow has decided that Bell is clearly an expert in all matters chelonia
[23:15] <Eugen_Metzger> A small rounded animal belonging to...well its not that important.
06[23:15] * Kila follows Bell!
06[23:15] * Ozymandias_Crow follows Kila, following Bell!
06[23:15] * Kila is also awkwardly bent at the waist now.
06[23:16] * Ozymandias_Crow hums nursery ryhmes about following leaders
06[23:16] * @GM_Chrys Nominates Bell as team leader
[23:16] <Kila> (all aboard the butt train woo woo!)
06[23:17] * @GM_Chrys As the group passes cupboards and appliances they see some strange things... just how strange depends on a spot check
[23:17] <Bell> roll 1d10 to notice things despite not looking
01[23:17] <Random_Chance> Bell rolled 1d10 to notice things despite not looking --> [ 1d10=2 ]{2}
[23:17] <Kila> (goddamn. lol)
06[23:17] * Eugen_Metzger straightens up, and joins the rest of the group as they move forward
[23:18] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 to spot strangeness, as he goes
01[23:18] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 to spot strangeness, as he goes --> [ 1d10=9 ]{9}
[23:18] <Kila> roll 1d10 to notice things despite being distracted by cute
01[23:18] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 to notice things despite being distracted by cute --> [ 1d10=7 ]{7}
06[23:18] * Bell IS a little psychic, so...
[23:18] <Eugen_Metzger> roll 1d10 to notice unusual things
01[23:18] <Random_Chance> Eugen_Metzger rolled 1d10 to notice unusual things --> [ 1d10=1 ]{1}
[23:18] <Eugen_Metzger> ((yeah))
06[23:19] * @GM_Chrys Bell looks at the dust and tracks the creature's movements precisely... from the way it's turning this way and that it looks like it was confused or scared. It even feels that way to the girl... Yes, it was definitely scared.
06[23:20] * @GM_Chrys The medic takes note of a stove he passes by He sees the hollowed out shell of a simple kitchen stove that stands inbetween something that could once have been a dishwasher and a cupboard stripped of all of its shelves and doors. The dials and buttons remain intact but no amount of pressing can bring the entire bottom half of the appliance back.
03[23:20] * blackheart (~chatzilla@c-98-221-40-188.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #vesmir2
[23:20] <Bell> (wooooooo!)
[23:20] <blackheart> 'allo!
06[23:20] * @GM_Chrys When he looks at the controls, however, he gets an odd feeling. Above each of the buttons there is an inscription in a strange form of text which looks like nothing else you have seen before, unless you are fluent in something that looks like the korean and klingon languages had their abstard offspring fed through a woodchipper.
06[23:21] * Kila only want go punchy punchy. Step, clank, bend, hope she doesn't trip, etc.
06[23:21] * Bell wobbles around, following the footprints.
[23:21] <Ozymandias_Crow> You know, the Vietnamese have many legends involving Turtles, I believe. Quite mad, every one.
06[23:22] * @GM_Chrys As the Doktor looks more closely, the text starts to make sense
06[23:22] * Eugen_Metzger beckons to the group, "Buttons, Dr. Crow. Over here."
06[23:22] * Bell stops and looks at nothing for a moment. "Scared of what?"
[23:22] <Ozymandias_Crow> Hmmm? Oh, right. Let me see...
06[23:22] * @GM_Chrys It starts to form into words like 'Add heat' and 'colder'... even though he can't possibly read the strange text it makes sense
06[23:22] * Ozymandias_Crow squints
[23:22] <Eugen_Metzger> I think I can understand zem? *he shakes his head exhaustedly*
[23:23] <Ozymandias_Crow> Well, that would be strange, but more so if you had just said that in english, or even german.
06[23:23] * Eugen_Metzger concludes he is going mad and that this must be some horrible drug induced stupor or something.
06[23:23] * @GM_Chrys Anyone who looks at them can read the odd markings, though the exact phrasing differs for each person.
[23:23] <Eugen_Metzger> Entschuldigung?
06[23:23] * Bell looks around for an adult.
[23:23] <Ozymandias_Crow> gazoontite.
[23:24] <Kila> (LOL)
[23:24] <Kila> (that is the best spelling I have ever seen.)
06[23:24] * Eugen_Metzger rolls his eyes, "I mean, ahm, I'm not quite sure where you are going with this."
[23:24] <Kila> (If I didn't have a screen name it would be Gazoontite.)
[23:24] <Kila> (That's like..a special crystal.)
[23:24] <Kila> (*wipes tears* ahem sorry)
06[23:24] * Kila pauses, barely keeping herself from tripping over Bell. "Ehh? It's scared?"
06[23:25] * Ozymandias_Crow replies, in the same inhuman sing-song language they have been speaking in since awaking; "Well, you know. La la la? Most of this is pretty out of the ordinary, already, ja?"
06[23:26] * Eugen_Metzger sighs and nods. "To be quite honest, I am still not entirely sure that I am actually here...and awake. I mean, I...zis is just too wierd."
[23:27] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((Oh man, google Gazoontite and urban dictionary.))
06[23:27] * Bell looks up at Kila. "Mr. Mercury says something scared the poor turtle. And Mr. Mercury _knows_ about turtles!"
06[23:27] * Bell nods decisively.
[23:27] <Ozymandias_Crow> Quite possible, quite possible. The lunatic often creates elaborate hallucinatory worlds for himself.
06[23:27] * @GM_Chrys The buttons, although making sense, sadly will not work, as the wires that connect them to the stove appear to be cut and frayed
06[23:28] * Kila doesn't know who Mr. Mercury is or what a turtle is so she just nods and smiles. "What do you think it was?" Her smile drops. "Do you think it was a grue?"
06[23:28] * Ozymandias_Crow turns to look at Bell, "A wise man, Mr Mercury, I see. Scared, you say?"
[23:29] <Eugen_Metzger> I'm entirely sure that I am not a lunatic. Well, I mean, I'm fairly certain.
[23:30] <Ozymandias_Crow> That's no proof, I'm afraid. Take it from me, the Lunatic is the last to know. *he stares at the doctor for a moment, squid eyes piercing.* I'm something of an expert, having been mistaken for one several times!
[23:30] <Bell> Mr. Mercury is not a man, he's a bear!
06[23:30] * Bell looks at Kila. "I...don't know. Maybe?"
06[23:31] * Kila blinks.
[23:31] <Ozymandias_Crow> My apologies. He is a man-bear, though, I assume, as opposed to a Girl-Bear? Otherwise, why 'MR'?
06[23:31] * Kila has no idea what a bear is.
06[23:31] * Ozymandias_Crow seems just as interested in the gender of Mr Mercury as anything else, really.
06[23:32] * Eugen_Metzger looks fairly startled, finally noticing the other man's odd eyes. He calms himself, and replies in measured tones, "I realize zat. I've seen and treated my own fair share of ze unstable, alzough I must be honest, they were more casualties of war zan anything else really."
[23:33] <Ozymandias_Crow> Reguardless, Which way does the Turtle venture next, esteemed guide?
06[23:34] * Bell ponders this, as if it hadn't occurred to her before that bears have genders. She then gets caught up wondering about the possible existence of female dogs and male cats.
[23:34] <Bell> Ooh, umm, this way, I think!
06[23:34] * Bell points
[23:35] <Ozymandias_Crow> After you, my dear!
06[23:35] * Ozymandias_Crow bows, elaborately.
06[23:35] * Kila walks right in the direction Bell points. She should go first, to protect her! Unless there is darkness. >_>
06[23:35] * Eugen_Metzger heads toward Bell, following her and Dr.Crow. Occasionally, he glances back at the stove and sighs. That was an utterly unsettling experience.
06[23:35] * Bell does her flailing pants-curtsy back, then follows the tracks. To the...door?
06[23:35] * @GM_Chrys As the group walks further down the room they come across an even stranger sight. In between two cupboards with their doors hanging open or removed there is an empty space that once must have contained something. Instead of the metal and dirt of the other appliances there is only the redish, wet wall with something... unusual emerging from it.
[23:36] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((Professor, btw. Not doctor.))
[23:36] <@GM_Chrys> There is a nozzle which looks like a... well a flacid penis would be a good description. Set into the wall next to the nozzle there are four small lumps of flesh which could, by a stretch of the imagination, be considered button-like as opposed to nipple-like. Above each of these there is an inscription in the strange form of text that was used on the stove.
[23:36] <@GM_Chrys> They read "On", "Salty", "Savoury" and "Sweet"
06[23:37] * Kila is repulsed by said nozzle and does not touch it >_>
[23:37] <Kila> (lol that is. disgusting.)
06[23:37] * Ozymandias_Crow hammers on enthusiastically!
06[23:38] * Eugen_Metzger steps back from Crow, unwilling to experience what exactly was sweet, savory, or salty. He frowns, examining the fleshy looking objects from afar, "Do you zink that's sanitary? Or safe?"
[23:38] <Ozymandias_Crow> One way to find out!
06[23:39] * Bell looks grossed out
06[23:39] * @GM_Chrys The footprints lead to the door at the back of the room which seems very strongly built, but doesn't seem to have a lock.
[23:39] <@GM_Chrys> (( Is Ozymandias... hammering the cock? ))
[23:39] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((The On Button.))
[23:39] <Bell> (The on _nipple_)
[23:40] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((Yes.))
[23:40] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((Bop!))
[23:40] <Kila> (*clutches breasts*)
06[23:40] * Kila and Bell share common interests. Fear of dongs. BFFs.
06[23:40] * @GM_Chrys There is a grinding noise, like machinery starting and old cogs meshing together. Ina few moments a thick, porridge like goop begins to spurt from the nozzle and land on the floor below.
[23:40] <Kila> OH DIRT
[23:41] <Kila> SLUGS AND GRUBS, AGGH.
06[23:41] * Ozymandias_Crow pokes a finger in, and tastes it. Savory, or Sweet, he wonders?
06[23:41] * Kila jumps back. Instantly. And gags the instant she sees Crow...taste it.
[23:41] <Bell> (Good job, Lexx)
06[23:41] * @GM_Chrys *SPURT SPURT SPURT* The substance tastes of... nothing actually. It is remarkably tasteless, though the texture is similar to that of a thick porridge
[23:42] <Ozymandias_Crow> Hmm. Ah, I see!
06[23:42] * Kila has to look away.
06[23:42] * Ozymandias_Crow punches savory, then On once more! Science is Fun!
[23:42] <Setting> (Yeah, expect whole parts of the ship to be ganked from Lexx without so much as a by your leave.)
06[23:43] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias has indded figured out the device, and is treated to a more meaty, filling tasting goo
[23:43] <Kila> (SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THEIR WHOLE MOUTH ONIT, THANKS IN ADVANCE)
[23:43] <Eugen_Metzger> Oh god! I am not going to east zis shit!
06[23:43] * Ozymandias_Crow is actually a little hungry, and has a good handful.
[23:43] <@GM_Chrys> (( GM note: The mead just started working, woooo ))
[23:43] <Ozymandias_Crow> This is actually quite nice. Clearly some kind of food? It's like porridge. Well, savoury meat porridge, at the moment! Hee Hee!
06[23:44] * Bell decides she is...not hungry, and turns her attention to the door.
06[23:44] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias does not feel anything strange and finds the 'food' remarkably filling
06[23:44] * Eugen_Metzger he moves forward, looking half disgusted half intrigued by the idea of some food. "If I had my equipment with me, I might be able to analyze it to make sure its safe to east."
[23:45] <Eugen_Metzger> ((*eat))
06[23:45] * Ozymandias_Crow fills a hand with a big scoop, and follows bell. He eats the Food, using a finger from his other hand, with something aproaching actual relish.
[23:45] <Kila> I... I.
06[23:46] * @GM_Chrys Bell looks up at the large door, unable to see into the window due to her shorter stature. There is a handle that she can reach if she puts her arms above her head.
06[23:46] * Kila looks extremely sad, and t hen walks up to the ...nozzle. She has to stare at them hard before figuring out words, and despite everything, presses Salty. She can only half look at it.
06[23:46] * @GM_Chrys The nozzle *Spurt Spurt Spurts* some more
06[23:47] * Bell grabs for the handle with a "ha-oomph" noise
06[23:47] * Eugen_Metzger moves toward Kila, looking extremely depressed. "We're in hell, aren't we? This is what hell must be like."
06[23:47] * Ozymandias_Crow waits patiently for Bell to open the door.
[23:48] <@GM_Chrys> (( Hell has less adorable, cute little girls ;____; Gods look at her *drinks* ))
06[23:48] * @GM_Chrys Bell grips the door handle easily and finds that it moves without having to strain to hard. To open it she would only have to slide it to the side
[23:48] <Kila> I think so. Ugh. Dirt, I hate...dicks. *sticks out a hadn to get a plop-full of ..porridge*
06[23:48] * Kila tastes it. It is tasty. ;_;
06[23:49] * @GM_Chrys The porridge tastes like Ramen, salt but filling.
06[23:49] * Kila eats it anyway and quickly turns to follow the others. "I WILL BE STRONG," she says through a mouthful.
06[23:49] * @GM_Chrys Salty*
06[23:49] * Eugen_Metzger reluctantly presses sweet and waits for a bit.
06[23:49] * @GM_Chrys The nozzle *Spurt spurt spurts* in front of the doctor
06[23:50] * Bell slides the door about halfway to the side and then looks through
06[23:50] * Kila licks her fingers clean, and then sticks her head through the door above Bell.
06[23:50] * @GM_Chrys As Bell opens the door at the back of the room the air that blows out to meet you is freezing. It's clear from that what the purpose of the room is, especially when you see ice climbing up the walls from a slick, slippery floor of frozen water. The large, walk-in freezer could be used to keep enough meat and fresh goods to feed every one of you for many months, though at the moment it is...
06[23:50] * @GM_Chrys ...entirely empty.
06[23:51] * @GM_Chrys The back of the freezer has a second door leading to a deep-freeze area which is only about 4ft high. Above this there is a lofted area and a ladder leading up to it.
06[23:51] * Kila curses, jumping back again. This is all too--much.
06[23:51] * Bell shivers and looks at the floor, trying to find ice-prints
[23:51] <@GM_Chrys> (( spot checks plz! ))
06[23:51] * Ozymandias_Crow shrinks away from the cold, shuddering and becoming a mass of 'gooseflesh'.
06[23:51] * Eugen_Metzger gathers up some of the pudding and thoughtfully eats it. It reminds him of the milled oats that Demoman was fond of.
[23:52] <Bell> roll 1d10 for iceprints, or similar
01[23:52] <Random_Chance> Bell rolled 1d10 for iceprints, or similar --> [ 1d10=5 ]{5}
[23:52] <Kila> roll 1d10 for vision related thingies.
01[23:52] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 for vision related thingies. --> [ 1d10=4 ]{4}
[23:52] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 to see despite the shrinkage
01[23:52] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 to see despite the shrinkage --> [ 1d10=3 ]{3}
06[23:52] * Eugen_Metzger he walks into the freezer as he finishes his dish. He glances around, trying to see some sign of comestibles that are not, in fact, disgusting porridge.
[23:52] <Eugen_Metzger> roll 1d10 to spot nice things
01[23:52] <Random_Chance> Eugen_Metzger rolled 1d10 to spot nice things --> [ 1d10=8 ]{8}
[23:53] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((He loves the Cock Porridge, really.))
[23:53] <Eugen_Metzger> ((well...no))
06[23:53] * @GM_Chrys There appears to be something in the area above the deep-freezer, most people see only a dark lump but Kila and Ozymandias see that there is something up there which is certainly not part of the main structure
[23:54] <Kila> (Could you climb up there?)
[23:54] <@GM_Chrys> (( Yep, via the ladder ))
06[23:54] * Ozymandias_Crow has no intention of going in the freezer, beeing as he is, start naked still. He wanders out of the way of the new breeze.
06[23:55] * Kila seems too interested, and despite the cold steps in, going over to the ladder. She tests it, wondering if it can hold her weight, before stepping up on it.
06[23:55] * Eugen_Metzger looks over at Crow, worriedly. "Maybe you should get dressed?"
[23:55] <Ozymandias_Crow> Why, are we moving into the freezer?
02[23:56] * blackheart (~chatzilla@c-98-221-40-188.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
06[23:56] * Ozymandias_Crow looks at the Doctor, quizzically
06[23:56] * @GM_Chrys The ladder is very solid, though extremely slippery from a thin coating of ice. She can easily manage to make it far enough to get a good look at what is in the raised area of the freezer...
06[23:56] * @GM_Chrys A small creature appears to have been frozen to the spot, looking as fresh as it did the day it had been trapped inside. To anyone with experience of such things it looks exactly like a kobold with its knees brought up to its head and curling up for warmth, to people not from fantasy realms it is a 3ft tall humanoid lizard creature with human-like hands and even a very small tail.
06[23:57] * @GM_Chrys In its right hand it seems to be clutching a screwdriver, and in its left a small battery-powered torch which is no longer casting any kind of light.
[23:57] <Kila> Holy shit!
[23:57] <Ozymandias_Crow> Hmm?
06[23:57] * Kila glances around, clinging to the ladder with one hand. "There's a--thing up here!"
[23:57] <Kila> A frozen...crunchy...bent over thing!
[23:58] <Ozymandias_Crow> A thing? Sorry, going to need more information that that!
06[23:58] * Kila reaches up, seeing if she can dislodge the little thing.
[23:58] <Ozymandias_Crow> Pull it out, let's have a look in the warmth.
[23:58] <@GM_Chrys> (( Roll 1d10 for moving a frozen thing please Kila))
06[23:58] * Bell looks up, interested. "Is it a turtle?"
06[23:59] * Eugen_Metzger sighs and looks at Crow. "I mean if you are kalt it would make sense to dress."
[23:59] <Ozymandias_Crow> If you want to live in the refridgerator, that is fine by me, my friend. I shall take your room, yes?
Session Time: Sun Apr 05 00:00:00 2009
06[00:00] * Eugen_Metzger shakes his head. "Never mind Dr. Crow. I shall be quite happy to keep my room."
[00:01] <Ozymandias_Crow> Professor.
[00:01] <Ozymandias_Crow> You are the doctor, Doctor.
[00:01] <Ozymandias_Crow> Are you having identity crisises, perhaps? Most serious!
[00:01] <Eugen_Metzger> Ah, my apologies. I did not intend any disrespect *he seems profusely apologetic* I am a bit tired.
06[00:01] * Ozymandias_Crow giggles
06[00:01] * Bell looks concerned. "Is it...is it a groo?"
[00:02] <Kila> (Agh sorry)
[00:02] <Ozymandias_Crow> A Groo?
[00:02] <Kila> 1d10 for moving thing.
[00:02] <Kila> roll 1d10 for moving thing! BRAINS
01[00:02] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 for moving thing! BRAINS --> [ 1d10=4 ]{4}
06[00:02] * Bell looks relieved
[00:02] <Kila> I'm positive it's--not a grue!
06[00:03] * @GM_Chrys The frozen creature easily moves free of the thin film of ice coating it. It's quite light, as you would expect for something that size, and Kila can move it around as she desires.
06[00:03] * Eugen_Metzger leans against the door frame. "If we find a magical vault filled with cigarettes here, I should like some."
[00:04] <Ozymandias_Crow> I'd be happy enough to find a box of matches first, but otherwise I agree entirely.
[00:04] <@GM_Chrys> (( brb, biobreaking real fast))
[00:04] <Ozymandias_Crow> Cigarettes, though approaching edible, really do not do the tummy much good.
06[00:05] * Kila resists the urge to move it around like a hockey puck, and pulls the little frozen statue thingie to her chest as she climbs back down the ladder. She heads out of the freezer and holds out the lizard. "TA DA! Look at him! He's--kind of cute, with that...tool..."
06[00:05] * Ozymandias_Crow examines the perculiar creature with genuine intruige. How unusual.
[00:05] <Eugen_Metzger> Hrm, I just need somezing to calm my nerves and keep me off edge. And perhaps an infirmary. I can see now zat the lot of you will probably need medical care at some juncture.
06[00:05] * Bell looks horrified. "What is it? I don't like it!"
[00:06] <Ozymandias_Crow> It's quite dead, for a start, I'd wager, so quite harmless.
06[00:06] * Kila moves the little thing around and starts speaking in a funny voice to pretend she's it. "I'm a creepy little lizard! I have a screwdriver! Eeh eeh eeh!"
[00:06] <Ozymandias_Crow> Unless you dropped it on your foot, perhaps?
06[00:06] * Bell looks upset
06[00:06] * Kila moves him around some more. "I want to be your friend! I am a meat popsicle!"
06[00:07] * Eugen_Metzger looks at the small creature, and heads over, enthusastically examining it. "Zis is amazing! Look at this creature. Quite well preserved from zeh looks of it. I hope there are scalpels somewhere on zis ship..."
06[00:07] * Ozymandias_Crow pokes the meat popsicle
[00:07] <Kila> Wait. WAIT. *realizes she is shaking him around* Maybe we should...uhh.
[00:07] <Kila> Maybe we should...hatch..him? No. I mean. Heat him up. Like. Not cook him.
[00:07] <Kila> *thinking very hard face*
[00:07] <Kila> THAW HIM
[00:07] <Eugen_Metzger> No!
[00:07] <Kila> THAW
[00:07] <Kila> THat is what I meant.
[00:07] <Eugen_Metzger> Leave him like zis.
[00:07] <@GM_Chrys> (( I leave you for 4 seconds and you start having fun :D ))
[00:08] <Ozymandias_Crow> Thaw him?
[00:08] <Eugen_Metzger> Other wise he'll start to rot and the ship will ree to high heaven
[00:08] <Kila> Yeah! What if he's, preserved!
[00:08] <Kila> What if he's really alive in there!
[00:08] <Ozymandias_Crow> Hmmm.
06[00:08] * Kila does the lizard man voice again. "I'm totally alive! Screwdriver! eeh eeh!"
06[00:08] * Bell makes a sour face
[00:08] <Ozymandias_Crow> There are insects, I've heard, that can survive being frozen.
[00:08] <Kila> It'll be like having a pet!
06[00:08] * Ozymandias_Crow looks quizzically at the lizard.
[00:08] <Kila> We're on a weird ship, who knows how these thingies work!
06[00:08] * Eugen_Metzger frowns, shaking his head. He deliberates trying to give Kila a science lecture, but stops himself. "If the creature is indeed reptillian, he is likely dead."
[00:08] <Ozymandias_Crow> I like your logic. Thawing it is!
[00:09] <Ozymandias_Crow> Now, quick, or slow?
06[00:09] * Ozymandias_Crow shuts the door, insconspicuously, now that everyone is out of the freezer.
[00:09] <Kila> Reptilian shmepfilian! Let's go with a quick thaw.
06[00:10] * Eugen_Metzger facepalms and slides down and sits on the floor. He felt like he was the only sane one.
06[00:10] * Kila is totally sane, just stupid.
[00:10] <Ozymandias_Crow> Perhaps the shower could provide the necessary heat?
[00:10] <@GM_Chrys> (( observation check from everyone please ))
[00:10] <Kila> Good idEA!
[00:10] <Kila> roll 1d10 to be observant
01[00:10] <Random_Chance> Kila rolled 1d10 to be observant --> [ 1d10=6 ]{6}
[00:10] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 to observe
01[00:10] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 to observe --> [ 1d10=3 ]{3}
[00:10] <Eugen_Metzger> If we are to thaw it, the shower would be a great choice. I mean, the best choice possible.
[00:10] <Eugen_Metzger> roll 1d10 to see things
01[00:10] <Random_Chance> Eugen_Metzger rolled 1d10 to see things --> [ 1d10=3 ]{3}
[00:10] <Kila> That's good! I still um.
06[00:11] * Kila looks at herself. She's very crusty.
[00:11] <Kila> I still need to shower.
[00:11] <Bell> roll 1d10 to observe why not
01[00:11] <Random_Chance> Bell rolled 1d10 to observe why not --> [ 1d10=4 ]{4}
[00:11] <Ozymandias_Crow> You can take the creature with you, that's efficiency.
[00:11] <Ozymandias_Crow> Also, he's frozen solid, so modesty is preserved.
06[00:11] * Eugen_Metzger mutters miserably, "Not zat zeres a good way to thaw something that ought not be thawed."
06[00:11] * @GM_Chrys Suddnely there is a muffled rattling noise from one of the higher cupboards, the ones at adult head-height.
06[00:12] * Kila hears the noise and clutches her new reptile statue to herself again. "What was that!"
06[00:12] * Ozymandias_Crow rushes to the cupboard, and bangs on the door. "Aha!"
06[00:12] * Setting - There is a terrified hiss and another thump from the cabinet.
06[00:13] * Ozymandias_Crow bangs on it several times. "Aha-ha-ha! Ahaaa!"
[00:13] <Kila> (*dying of lols*)
[00:13] <Eugen_Metzger> Oh fuck.
[00:13] <Kila> Wait! What if
06[00:13] * Ozymandias_Crow pauses, waiting.
[00:13] <Kila> What if it's one of. Um.
06[00:13] * Bell hides behind Kila, then remembers the lizard and runs away again
06[00:13] * Kila holds up the lizard to the cupboard.
[00:14] <Kila> Come out, hissing thing!
[00:14] <Kila> WE have...um...a hostage!
06[00:14] * Setting - There are a few more thumps, a terrified SCREE, and a heavy final thump. After that, there is no more.
06[00:14] * Ozymandias_Crow pushes the lizard away. Then he does the shave-and-a-haircut knock!
[00:14] <Kila> ...*Frowns*
[00:14] <Setting> ssss
06[00:14] * Eugen_Metzger steps back slowly, and lowers himself into a defensive position, glancing around for something to defend himself with should worse come to worst.
06[00:14] * @GM_Chrys the dust around Kila and Bell churns from the ground, It looks as if two large, round footprints have formed suddenly
[00:15] <Eugen_Metzger> MOVE OUT NOW! Its not safe here!
06[00:15] * Ozymandias_Crow pushes his face close to the cupboard door, ignorant of phantom footprints. "Booop! Bididi! Squee-bup?"
[00:15] <Kila> (lololol)
06[00:15] * Bell stands just behind the footprints, like she's hiding behind something
06[00:15] * Ozymandias_Crow communicates fluently in idiot.
[00:15] <Eugen_Metzger> ((har har over reaction))
06[00:16] * Kila holds out the lizard again. "H..ostage?"
[00:16] <Eugen_Metzger> Bell, child, be careful. Zeres something in here.
06[00:16] * Setting There is one more weak thump. "....ssss...?"
06[00:16] * Bell steps closer to the footprints and looks around, a little panicky. "Where??"
[00:17] <Ozymandias_Crow> "Seeeli-squooop-Thubblewoood!" He coos, invitingly.
06[00:17] * Ozymandias_Crow begins making cooing, pidgeon noises.
[00:17] <Eugen_Metzger> In front of you I think. Why don't you come over here? Safety in numbers
06[00:17] * Kila hilariously enough, seems very impressed by Crow's ability to speak lizard!
06[00:18] * Setting There is a leather noise from the door, another thump, and some more silence.
[00:19] <Kila> Should we...open it?
06[00:19] * Bell looks in front of her, then looks up again. She seems happy where she is.
06[00:19] * Ozymandias_Crow strokes the cupboard soothingly, continuing to coo.
[00:20] <Eugen_Metzger> Alright. Stay zere then. *he rues that fact that he was never a GP, he might have at least learned how to best speak with children then* He moves toward Crow and the cabinet.
06[00:21] * Ozymandias_Crow knocks on the cupboard door again. This time, politely.
[00:21] <Kila> Tell him you have a delicious thing for it to eat!
06[00:21] * Bell looks intently at the cabinet, and sounds like she's talking to herself.
06[00:21] * Kila keeps holding the lizard against her, and it is probably p warm as it is.
[00:22] <Eugen_Metzger> We need to either get out of here, or we need to figure out what is going on. I suggest we choose one or zhe other soon.
06[00:22] * Setting The thing in the cupboard just hisses again, quietly. There is the sound of small things hitting other small things. A series of slow taps.
06[00:22] * Ozymandias_Crow mimicks the tapping rythm, closely, by tapping the door with a slightly porridgy finger.
[00:22] <Kila> (lol why do I feel like he's in there doing serious intricate work going 'fuckin noobs' and Ozzy is just like BOOP BIDIDI!!! BONK BONK CRASH.)
06[00:24] * Bell looks like she might cry. "Make it go away!!"
06[00:24] * Setting There is a pause, and then more furious taps, another leathery noise, and what sounds like a sigh,.
06[00:24] * Ozymandias_Crow looks over his shoulder, and says to Bell; "Oh, don't worry. The cupboard is actually quite empty!" And opens the door wide.
06[00:25] * Kila squeezes frozen lizard.
06[00:26] * Setting There is a pause.. AND A RUSH OF MOVEMENT. SOMETHING jumps from the cabinet and flies around the room, large elather wings flapping, making screeeing noises and sounding very upset. It flaps and flaps and flaps and sounds panicked and afraid.
[00:26] <Ozymandias_Crow> Oh.
06[00:26] * Eugen_Metzger sighs deeply and readies himself again. This group seemed to have a penchant for problematic situations.
[00:26] <Eugen_Metzger> Can you calm down! We mean you no harm...thing.
[00:27] <Setting> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
06[00:27] * Bell screams and runs for the corner
[00:27] <Bell> Make it go away! Make it GO AWAY!
06[00:27] * Setting The object flies into things, smacking the gruel dispenser and whimpering, hitting against the ceiling...
[00:27] <Kila> AHHH
[00:27] <Kila> SHOULD I THROW THIS AT IT
06[00:27] * Kila holds up lizard.
06[00:28] * Ozymandias_Crow looks at Kila like she just suggested going strawberry surfing.
[00:28] <Kila> So yes??
[00:28] <Ozymandias_Crow> Whatever for?
[00:29] <Kila> To...calm down the fl...flappenings?
06[00:29] * Setting It finally smacks into a cabinet and falls on the ground, stunned.
06[00:29] * @GM_Chrys More dust spreads from the floor, disturbed by something invisible and near to Bell, it looks like it is moving around her.
06[00:29] * Ozymandias_Crow looks at the flappinator, absently
[00:29] <Kila> GRAB IT
06[00:29] * Kila lunges forward to pick it up with her...other hand?
[00:30] <Ozymandias_Crow> Whatever do you want an eldritch flappy thing for?
[00:30] <Ozymandias_Crow> It can't even fly straight!
06[00:30] * Setting There is a small flying lizard, coppery brown in color, with a long neck and tail. It has large wings for it's size, and a small head no bigger than a few inches across. It is lean. The inside of one of its arms has a tiny purple metal mark, like yours.
[00:30] <Setting> ..ss..
06[00:30] * Ozymandias_Crow waves hello to it, disinterestedly.
06[00:31] * Eugen_Metzger motions to Kila to give him the creature. "It must be placed here like us." He looks at the creature, "Can you understand us?"
06[00:31] * Kila gives the thing, strangely adorable, to the doctor.
06[00:31] * Setting It's a fucking dragon, btw.
[00:31] <Setting> ..sss...?
[00:31] <Kila> (EEEEHHHHHH!!!)
[00:32] <Ozymandias_Crow> 1d10 to recognise small flying lizard as anything likely to be described in an omicon.
[00:32] <Ozymandias_Crow> roll 1d10 to recognise small flying lizard as anything likely to be described in an omicon.
01[00:32] <Random_Chance> Ozymandias_Crow rolled 1d10 to recognise small flying lizard as anything likely to be described in an omicon. --> [ 1d10=1 ]{1}
06[00:32] * Setting The dragon wiggles it's long limp neck, and blinks a few times, looking at the doctor. "...?"
06[00:32] * Eugen_Metzger carefully holds the creature, occasionally cooing to it relaxingly.
06[00:32] * @GM_Chrys Ozymandias notices that it... is a dragon.
[00:32] <Eugen_Metzger> I mean you no harm creature.
[00:33] <Ozymandias_Crow> Oh really, it's just a dragon.
[00:33] <Setting> ...
06[00:33] * Ozymandias_Crow is dismissive.
[00:33] <Kila> A...what?
06[00:33] * Eugen_Metzger stares at him, almost upset. "What absolute...rot."
06[00:33] * Setting claws up the Doktor's arm, and curls around his neck like a heavy scarf. ">_< ... ;_; ... .___."
[00:33] <Kila> Now that we have a dagron, can we go thaw out this thing?
[00:33] <Setting> .____.
06[00:34] * Eugen_Metzger winces in pain, but relaxes as it settles down. "Are you comfortable?"
06[00:34] * Ozymandias_Crow claps Kila on the shoulder encouragingly. "Exactly! Onward! Tally-Ho, and all that blather!"
06[00:34] * @GM_Chrys the dragon can be technically described as "Fucking adorable"
06[00:34] * Kila tally hos back to where the showers were! With enormous fucking gazelle leaps.
06[00:34] * Ozymandias_Crow follows, identically. More or less.
06[00:34] * Bell calms down, and now looks more intrigued than scared.
[00:35] <@GM_Chrys> (( Anyone going back to the Alcove should head over to channel 1 and bumble into the other group ))
[00:35] <Eugen_Metzger> Quite. *he follows Kila, gently rubbing the dragon's head occasionally. He almost felt calm*
[00:35] <Eugen_Metzger> ((okay tell us when))
[00:35] <Ozymandias_Crow> ((We've already gone, you've not, so, er?))
[00:36] <@GM_Chrys> (( Walk in at will. Anyone still in the kitchen, I will still be here ))
06[00:36] * Bell scampers towards the alcove, not at all happy with this kitchen
Edited by The Vesmir, Apr 6 2009, 03:27 AM.
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