| Der Riese Quotes; All the quotes from Der Riese. | |
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| JTAKER | Sep 4 2009, 05:03 PM Post #1 |
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Tank Dempsey "Let's get this done..." — Unknown, possibly when starting a game * "Bring it, freak bags!" — Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies * "That was SWEET!" — After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up * "Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!" — Starting a game * "They're swarming! Look out!" — Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies * "Eat it, gut bags!" — Knifing a zombie * "This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!" — Random, probably when killing many zombies * "OWNED!" — After stabbing a zombie, or getting a headshot at CLOSE range * "Everything burns!" — After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker) * "Time to gut these brainbags!" — After getting the Bowie Knife * "Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!" — After getting a shotgun * "K.I.A., Maggot sack!" — After killing a zombie * "Can't touch this!" — After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This) * "JUUUIIICE!" — After getting a Max Ammo * "Much appreciated!" — After getting a Max Ammo * "Line 'em up!" — After getting a Double Points pick-up * "Rack 'em up!" — After getting a Double Points pick-up * "Gotta round up some rounds..." — After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon * "Suck it!" — Randomly while killing zombies * "Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!" — Getting a headshot * "Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!" — Getting a headshot * "I told you I'm not on the menu!" — After killing a zombie that hit him * "Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!" — After killing a zombie * "Oorah! (Demonic tone)" — After getting the Carpenter pick-up "Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!" — Getting a knife streak * "Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!" — After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup * "Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe." — When walking up to the pack a punch machine * "*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags." — Randomly * "Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine." — When near a deactivated teleporter * "Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?" — After approaching a teleporter ("Die" is pronounced as "Dye") * "This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!" — After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine< * "Where's that mainframe again?" — When near a deactivated teleporter * "I don't think it was using that anyway." — After getting a headshot * "Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother." — After getting the Monkey Bomb * "Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up." — After getting the Monkey Bomb * "Time to shock some meatbag ass!" — After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box. * "Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!" — After killing a zombie * "Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!" — After Headshotting from long range * "I must have slipped. Oorah." — after being revived * "Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!" — Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb * "Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!" — after getting a kill streak * "I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!" — after getting a knife streak * "I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..." — When approaching a teleporter * "Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield." — After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind * "Couldn't live without me, huh?" — After being revived * "Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!" — After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind * "I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!" — After being surrounded by zombies * "Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!" — After Richtofen is downed * "Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?" — Randomly * "Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]." — After getting Juggernaut * "Awesome! Bzzzzt!" — After witnessing multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe * "Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?" — After getting the Ray Gun * "Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!" — After getting the M2 Flamethrower * "Smells like Zom-B-Q!" — After lighting a group of zombies on fire * "*Crazed Laughter*" — After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box * "Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun." — After buying a shotgun * "This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!" — Using the Pack-a-Punch Machine * "You won't be laughing when I get through with you!" — After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box * "Go eat someone else!" — After knifing a zombie * "Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..." — After drinking Double Tap Root Beer * "Oorah, devil man!" — After getting the Carpenter pick-up * "When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!" — Before a hellhound round starts * "Aww...isn't that so fucking cute?" — After getting the Monkey Bomb * "You meatheads too stupid to quit?" — Random, after killing a zombie * "It's raining lead on you, pussbag!" — After killing a zombie with an MG * "Ah, shit, here come the dogs!" — Before a hellhound round starts * "Richtofen's surrounded. Poor Kraut." — After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed * "Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?" — At the beginning of a Hellhound round * "Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!" — After killing a crawler * "Oorah, Monkey bones!" — After seeing a Monkey Bomb explode * "See that little guy light 'em up!" — After a Monkey Bomb explodes * "Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!" — Randomly while killing multiple zombies * "Time to slice and dice!" — After buying the Bowie Knife * "Slice and Dice baby!" — After killing zombies with the Bowie Knife * "Time to rip shit up!" — After getting the MG42 * "I wonder how we can get to that..." — After approaching the unopened Pack a Punch Machine * "A big toy for a big boy!" — After getting an MG * "I can't do my job if I ain't packin' heat!" — After exhausting all ammunition from a weapon * "Shock and Awe!" — After killing many zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ. A reference to the Call of Duty 4 campaign level * "Looks like Santa got my letter." — After getting the Ray Gun * "I'm gonna miss that little guy." — After a Monkey Bomb explodes * "I fucking HATE fish!" — After drinking the Quick Revive Perk-a-Cola Nikolai Belinski * "That's a big fucking knife!" — After getting the Bowie knife * "I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on." — At the beginning of the game * "Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..." — After using a teleporter * "Zombies! We gotta move!" — Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies * "Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!" — After watching a Monkey Bomb explode * "Die, Hell-pig!" — After knifing a zombie * "Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good." — After teleporting * "Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you." — Random, after killing zombies * "Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!" — After getting a teddy bear * "Use it well Tank. Use it well." — After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb * "Use it wisely, Tank; Use it wisely." — After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb * "Only man and wife should be so close!" — After killing a zombie that has hit him * "Perhaps you are of use." — After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey * "Zombies! We gotta to move!" — Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies * "Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you." — After dismembering a zombie's arm * "FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!" — Randomly * "This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know" — After getting an automatic weapon * "I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle." — After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia) * "In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..." — After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up * "Someone is not sharing their ammo..." — After running out of ammo * "Is that a new pet, American?" — When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb * "Hello? Can someone open this door to the really cool gadgets?" — Approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine * "I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything." — After getting the Carpenter pickup * "Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!" — Approaching un-operated Pack-a-Punch machine * "The air reeks with the stench of dog shit." — At the start of a hellround * "Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know." — When getting a shotgun * "Ha Ha, You just got fucked by a monkey!!" — After Throwing a successful monkey bomb * "Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever tasted." — After getting Juggernaut * "Now we're BOTH legless!" — After blowing a zombie's legs off. * "Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around." — After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to get perks/weapons/link teleporters, etc) * "In Russia, I was carpenter, you know." — After getting the Carpenter pick up * "Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much." — After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41 * "Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much fucking running." — After activating a teleporter. * "I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!" — After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding * "If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work." — After linking a teleporter to the mainframe * "You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even the fucking Doc is killing them! Takeo!" — Said randomly * "How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?" — After witnessing Tank getting a "good" gun * "Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, that was teleporter!" — After teleporting * "Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills!" — After drinking Speed Cola * "Even I can hit something with this!" — After getting the FG-42 * "You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey." — After witnessing Tank running through a group of zombies * "I will share these points with Satan!" — After getting a Double-Points pick up * "Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!" — After getting a Double-Points pick up * "Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!" — After running low on ammunition * "Without ammo, Soviet war machine will grind to halt!" — After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding * "Did someone make joke?" — After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear * "I need more money first, why do we not share the points?" — After trying to buy something without enough points * "Wow, it's a distillery!...Oh, wait, it's teleporter." — After approaching an inoperable teleporter * "Wow...when I get back, I should tell this to boss." — After approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine * "FUCK YOU!" — Randomly while killing zombies * "*Grunt*...Did I just do that?" — After getting a headshot * "That's a big fucking knife!" — After getting the Bowie Knife * "Takeo! I share your hatred for our stumpy nemesis-is-is...nemes-eye...uh, enemies. [Sic]" — After Takeo bad-mouths the Nazi Zombies. Takeo Masaki * "This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!" — Planting Bouncing Betties * "You are a weak fool, Nikolai!" — Said when Nikolai gets downed * "My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty" — Said when out of ammo * "Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two." — Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb * "The spirits are toying with us." — At the start of a Hellround. * "My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!" — After being revived * "The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!" — After killing a group of zombies * "Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me." — After killing a zombie with an SMG * "Do not mock me, Teddy Bear." — After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery box * "Ah, the little warrior." — After getting a monkey bomb from the Mystery Box * "One less appendage..." — After gibbing a zombie * "I require more money." — After trying to buy something without enough points. * "Don't drop limb, drop power up..." — After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping * "Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai." — After getting a Monkey Bomb * "Tickles..." — Rarely after getting damaged by the Wunderwaffe Dr. Richtofen * "No ammo? NOOOOOO!" — When out of ammo. * "You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!" — After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2<br / * "Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!" — After upgrading a weapon. * "So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!" — After gibbing a zombie or group of zombies * "A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..." — In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous * "There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient." — At the beginning of the game. * "Attach part A to grommet B - Oh screw it, just press buttons!" — While approaching a unactivated teleporter. (Said altogether, incredibly fast) * "Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!" — After gibbing a zombie * "You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless." — After killing a zombie. * "I require more money!" — After trying to use the mystery box without enough money. * "There is NOTHING left!" — After running out of ammo * "Who's your daddy?" — After killing a zombie.(More than likely a reference about him helping create the zombies.) * "Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!" — After getting a headshot * "Rest in peace, my little undead friend." — After killing a zombie * "Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!" — When the weapon the character is holding is out of ammunition * "Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?" — After Nikolai comments on the zombies. * "Play ze cymbals of death, my little monkey friend." — After getting the Monkey Bomb. * "You will not feed!" — Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot * "Stumpy was rude to ze doctor. Stumpy paid the price." — After killing a zombie * "I need bullets to continue my work!" — After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding * "Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!" — After getting the Monkey Bomb * "Maybe you move it because... you like me?" — After getting a teddy bear in the box * "I am useless!" — After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding * "Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!" — After Nikolai gets a kill * "Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?" — After finding a teleporter * "The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!" — After killing a zombie * "If I remember correctly, we need to link it to the mainframe where we first started. Ohh I mean this is so confusing!" — After activating a teleporter for the first time * "I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!" — After purchasing a Bowie Knife * "I long to bathe naked...in your blood!" — After killing a zombie. * "Ed wants your head!." — After getting a headshot. Note: This quote hints to Richtofen being Edward. * "Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!" — After seeing the Monkey Bomb explode * "If only Maxis were here to see this." — Upon activation of a teleporter * "No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers." — After seeing the Monkey bomb explode * "Yes Child, Take your medicine." — After Killing a Zombie with a headshot * "Fluffy? Is that you?" — Heard at beginning of Hellhound round. * "Oh, it feels so good in my hands..." — After getting .357 Magnum from the Mystery Box * "Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!" — After getting the Monkey Bomb * "Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!" — After using the Monkey Bomb for the first time * "This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!" — When getting swarmed by zombies * "Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!" — After witnessing Tank getting the Monkey Bomb * "So much lead, for ze dead! Oh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it! Ha ha!" — After getting an MG * "Excuse me, do you have ze time? AHAHAHAHAHA!" — Directed to a zombie he just killed * "Dempsey, I am not your babysitter" — Said when Dempsey gets downed * "Dempsey, when this is all over, I'm going to donate you to medical science." — Said after Dempsey says something Monkey Bomb * "Bye, bye, Zombies!" — Before exploding * "Let's be friends!" — While being primed * "Get ready for a surprise!" — Before exploding * "Is this the end?" — Before exploding * "Let's play again!" — Before exploding * "I'm coming Sam!" — Before exploding * "You're not Sam..." — While being primed * "Hello friend." — While being primed * "Ow! Ooh! Ow!" — After being thrown in the furnace * "You look friendly" — When activating * "I'm faulty" — When activating * "I'll miss you" — Before explosion * "I hope we meet again!" — Before explosion Shared Quotes Nikolai: "This looks powerful..." Tank: "Why don't you throw it at Richtofen?" — After Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb Dempsey: "Where the hell is everybody?!" Richtofen: "Are you scared Dempsy? Do you want me to hold your hand?" — After Dempsey is swarmed and isolated Demonic Announcer * "Ka-Boom!" — After getting nuke power-up. * "Max Ammo!" — After getting Max Ammo power-up * "Insta-Kill!" — After getting Insta-Kill * "Double Points!" — After getting Double Points. * "Carpenter!" — After getting Carpenter power-up * "Bye Bye!" — After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box * "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!" — When Hellhounds appear (Said in a much deeper voice than normal) * "[Demonic Laughter]" — When the Teddy Bear appears Samantha * "Uh Oh." — When both hellhounds and pick ups spawn after teleporting * "Uh Oh, NO TREATS FOR YOU!" — When hellhounds spawn after teleporting, without any pick ups * "I want to play a game... let's play Hide and Seek?!" — After activating the Fly Trap * "Oh, you found one..." — After finding the first item of the Fly Trap * "Wow, you found another one." — After finding the another item of the Fly Trap * "You win... GAME OVER!" — After finding all the items of the Fly Trap * "Why are you so cruel to Mr. Monkey? Mr. Monkey just wanted to PLAY!." — After completing the Monkey Bomb in the furnace Easter Egg Source: http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Der_Riese/quotes *Most of the links will be broke I think. I'll edit later to fix them.* |
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| Valo-525 | Sep 4 2009, 06:30 PM Post #2 |
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Takeo has lots more quotes than that, I was sad to see when I saw other lists people on put about 10 of his. Why? |
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| JTAKER | Sep 4 2009, 06:35 PM Post #3 |
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Lol. Yeah, it's definitely not a complete list, but it's close. |
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| Dawson | Sep 4 2009, 10:34 PM Post #4 |
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My god. They have a lot of dialogue. Like, I got through 30 of the quotes and than scrolled down a little and there was still a lot. Jtaker you are amazing. When I first clicked on this thread I was about to post some of the Quotes I remembered, but you bet me to them...all of them. Good on ya mate! |
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| Valo-525 | Sep 4 2009, 10:56 PM Post #5 |
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Umm... I think he copied them, lol. |
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| srm-trpr78 | Sep 6 2009, 04:54 PM Post #6 |
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Yeah, this is copyed from the the CoD wiki. But, a good addition to the site nevertheless.
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| JTAKER | Sep 6 2009, 05:09 PM Post #7 |
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Hence, the link at the bottom with "Source" above it. |
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| Valo-525 | Sep 14 2009, 03:25 PM Post #8 |
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Did they add new quotes? I mean, I heard Richtofen say something new that I'd never heard before, first new thing for me in a while. (Not in this list either) |
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