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Der Riese Quotes; All the quotes from Der Riese.
Topic Started: Sep 4 2009, 05:03 PM (1,700 Views)
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Tank Dempsey

"Let's get this done..."
— Unknown, possibly when starting a game

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"Bring it, freak bags!"
— Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies

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"That was SWEET!"
— After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up

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"Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"
— Starting a game

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"They're swarming! Look out!"
— Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies

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"Eat it, gut bags!"
— Knifing a zombie

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"This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!"
— Random, probably when killing many zombies

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"OWNED!"
— After stabbing a zombie, or getting a headshot at CLOSE range

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"Everything burns!"
— After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker)

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"Time to gut these brainbags!"
— After getting the Bowie Knife

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"Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"
— After getting a shotgun

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"K.I.A., Maggot sack!"
— After killing a zombie

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"Can't touch this!"
— After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)

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"JUUUIIICE!"
— After getting a Max Ammo

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"Much appreciated!"
— After getting a Max Ammo

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"Line 'em up!"
— After getting a Double Points pick-up

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"Rack 'em up!"
— After getting a Double Points pick-up

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"Gotta round up some rounds..."
— After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon

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"Suck it!"
— Randomly while killing zombies

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"Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"
— Getting a headshot

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"Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"
— Getting a headshot

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"I told you I'm not on the menu!"
— After killing a zombie that hit him

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"Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"
— After killing a zombie

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"Oorah! (Demonic tone)"
— After getting the Carpenter pick-up

"Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"
— Getting a knife streak

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"Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"
— After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup

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"Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe."
— When walking up to the pack a punch machine

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"*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."
— Randomly

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"Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."
— When near a deactivated teleporter

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"Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"
— After approaching a teleporter ("Die" is pronounced as "Dye")

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"This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"
— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine<

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"Where's that mainframe again?"
— When near a deactivated teleporter

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"I don't think it was using that anyway."
— After getting a headshot

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"Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb

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"Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb

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"Time to shock some meatbag ass!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box.

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"Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"
— After killing a zombie

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"Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"
— After Headshotting from long range

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"I must have slipped. Oorah."
— after being revived

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"Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!"
— Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb

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"Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"
— after getting a kill streak

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"I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"
— after getting a knife streak

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"I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."
— When approaching a teleporter

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"Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."
— After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind

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"Couldn't live without me, huh?"
— After being revived

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"Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"
— After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind

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"I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!"
— After being surrounded by zombies

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"Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"
— After Richtofen is downed

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"Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"
— Randomly

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"Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]."
— After getting Juggernaut

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"Awesome! Bzzzzt!"
— After witnessing multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe

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"Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?"
— After getting the Ray Gun

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"Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!"
— After getting the M2 Flamethrower

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"Smells like Zom-B-Q!"
— After lighting a group of zombies on fire

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"*Crazed Laughter*"
— After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box

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"Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun."
— After buying a shotgun

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"This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"
— Using the Pack-a-Punch Machine

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"You won't be laughing when I get through with you!"
— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box

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"Go eat someone else!"
— After knifing a zombie

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"Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..."
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

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"Oorah, devil man!"
— After getting the Carpenter pick-up

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"When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!"
— Before a hellhound round starts

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"Aww...isn't that so fucking cute?"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb

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"You meatheads too stupid to quit?"
— Random, after killing a zombie

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"It's raining lead on you, pussbag!"
— After killing a zombie with an MG

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"Ah, shit, here come the dogs!"
— Before a hellhound round starts

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"Richtofen's surrounded. Poor Kraut."
— After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed

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"Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?"
— At the beginning of a Hellhound round

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"Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!"
— After killing a crawler

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"Oorah, Monkey bones!"
— After seeing a Monkey Bomb explode

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"See that little guy light 'em up!"
— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

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"Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!"
— Randomly while killing multiple zombies

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"Time to slice and dice!"
— After buying the Bowie Knife

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"Slice and Dice baby!"
— After killing zombies with the Bowie Knife

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"Time to rip shit up!"
— After getting the MG42

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"I wonder how we can get to that..."
— After approaching the unopened Pack a Punch Machine

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"A big toy for a big boy!"
— After getting an MG

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"I can't do my job if I ain't packin' heat!"
— After exhausting all ammunition from a weapon

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"Shock and Awe!"
— After killing many zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ. A reference to the Call of Duty 4 campaign level

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"Looks like Santa got my letter."
— After getting the Ray Gun

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"I'm gonna miss that little guy."
— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

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"I fucking HATE fish!"
— After drinking the Quick Revive Perk-a-Cola


Nikolai Belinski

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"That's a big fucking knife!"
— After getting the Bowie knife

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"I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on."
— At the beginning of the game

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"Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..."
— After using a teleporter

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"Zombies! We gotta move!"
— Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies

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"Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!"
— After watching a Monkey Bomb explode

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"Die, Hell-pig!"
— After knifing a zombie

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"Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."
— After teleporting

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"Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."
— Random, after killing zombies

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"Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"
— After getting a teddy bear

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"Use it well Tank. Use it well."
— After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb

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"Use it wisely, Tank; Use it wisely."
— After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb

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"Only man and wife should be so close!"
— After killing a zombie that has hit him

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"Perhaps you are of use."
— After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey

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"Zombies! We gotta to move!"
— Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies

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"Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you."
— After dismembering a zombie's arm

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"FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!"
— Randomly

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"This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know"
— After getting an automatic weapon

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"I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."
— After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)

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"In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."
— After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up

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"Someone is not sharing their ammo..."
— After running out of ammo

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"Is that a new pet, American?"
— When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb

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"Hello? Can someone open this door to the really cool gadgets?"
— Approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine

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"I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."
— After getting the Carpenter pickup

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"Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"
— Approaching un-operated Pack-a-Punch machine

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"The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."
— At the start of a hellround

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"Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."
— When getting a shotgun

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"Ha Ha, You just got fucked by a monkey!!"
— After Throwing a successful monkey bomb

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"Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever tasted."
— After getting Juggernaut

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"Now we're BOTH legless!"
— After blowing a zombie's legs off.

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"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."
— After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to get perks/weapons/link teleporters, etc)

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"In Russia, I was carpenter, you know."
— After getting the Carpenter pick up

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"Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much."
— After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41

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"Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much fucking running."
— After activating a teleporter.

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"I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!"
— After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding

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"If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work."
— After linking a teleporter to the mainframe

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"You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even the fucking Doc is killing them! Takeo!"
— Said randomly

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"How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?"
— After witnessing Tank getting a "good" gun

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"Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, that was teleporter!"
— After teleporting

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"Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills!"
— After drinking Speed Cola

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"Even I can hit something with this!"
— After getting the FG-42

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"You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey."
— After witnessing Tank running through a group of zombies

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"I will share these points with Satan!"
— After getting a Double-Points pick up

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"Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!"
— After getting a Double-Points pick up

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"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
— After running low on ammunition

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"Without ammo, Soviet war machine will grind to halt!"
— After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding

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"Did someone make joke?"
— After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear

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"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
— After trying to buy something without enough points

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"Wow, it's a distillery!...Oh, wait, it's teleporter."
— After approaching an inoperable teleporter

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"Wow...when I get back, I should tell this to boss."
— After approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine

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"FUCK YOU!"
— Randomly while killing zombies

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"*Grunt*...Did I just do that?"
— After getting a headshot

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"That's a big fucking knife!"
— After getting the Bowie Knife

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"Takeo! I share your hatred for our stumpy nemesis-is-is...nemes-eye...uh, enemies. [Sic]"
— After Takeo bad-mouths the Nazi Zombies.


Takeo Masaki

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"This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"
— Planting Bouncing Betties

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"You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"
— Said when Nikolai gets downed

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"My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty"
— Said when out of ammo

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"Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two."
— Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb

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"The spirits are toying with us."
— At the start of a Hellround.

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"My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"
— After being revived

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"The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!"
— After killing a group of zombies

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"Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me."
— After killing a zombie with an SMG

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"Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."
— After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery box

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"Ah, the little warrior."
— After getting a monkey bomb from the Mystery Box

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"One less appendage..."
— After gibbing a zombie

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"I require more money."
— After trying to buy something without enough points.

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"Don't drop limb, drop power up..."
— After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping

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"Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai."
— After getting a Monkey Bomb

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"Tickles..."
— Rarely after getting damaged by the Wunderwaffe


Dr. Richtofen


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"No ammo? NOOOOOO!"
— When out of ammo.

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"You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!"
— After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2<br /

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"Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!"
— After upgrading a weapon.

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"So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!"
— After gibbing a zombie or group of zombies

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"A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..."
— In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous

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"There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."
— At the beginning of the game.

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"Attach part A to grommet B - Oh screw it, just press buttons!"
— While approaching a unactivated teleporter. (Said altogether, incredibly fast)

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"Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"
— After gibbing a zombie

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"You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."
— After killing a zombie.

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"I require more money!"
— After trying to use the mystery box without enough money.

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"There is NOTHING left!"
— After running out of ammo

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"Who's your daddy?"
— After killing a zombie.(More than likely a reference about him helping create the zombies.)

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"Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"
— After getting a headshot

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"Rest in peace, my little undead friend."
— After killing a zombie

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"Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"
— When the weapon the character is holding is out of ammunition

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"Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"
— After Nikolai comments on the zombies.

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"Play ze cymbals of death, my little monkey friend."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.

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"You will not feed!"
— Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot

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"Stumpy was rude to ze doctor. Stumpy paid the price."
— After killing a zombie

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"I need bullets to continue my work!"
— After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding

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"Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb

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"Maybe you move it because... you like me?"
— After getting a teddy bear in the box

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"I am useless!"
— After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding

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"Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!"
— After Nikolai gets a kill

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"Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?"
— After finding a teleporter

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"The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"
— After killing a zombie

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"If I remember correctly, we need to link it to the mainframe where we first started. Ohh I mean this is so confusing!"
— After activating a teleporter for the first time

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"I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!"
— After purchasing a Bowie Knife

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"I long to bathe naked...in your blood!"
— After killing a zombie.

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"Ed wants your head!."
— After getting a headshot. Note: This quote hints to Richtofen being Edward.

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"Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!"
— After seeing the Monkey Bomb explode

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"If only Maxis were here to see this."
— Upon activation of a teleporter

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"No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers."
— After seeing the Monkey bomb explode

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"Yes Child, Take your medicine."
— After Killing a Zombie with a headshot

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"Fluffy? Is that you?"
— Heard at beginning of Hellhound round.

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"Oh, it feels so good in my hands..."
— After getting .357 Magnum from the Mystery Box

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"Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb

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"Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!"
— After using the Monkey Bomb for the first time

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"This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!"
— When getting swarmed by zombies

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"Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!"
— After witnessing Tank getting the Monkey Bomb

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"So much lead, for ze dead! Oh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it! Ha ha!"
— After getting an MG

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"Excuse me, do you have ze time? AHAHAHAHAHA!"
— Directed to a zombie he just killed

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"Dempsey, I am not your babysitter"
— Said when Dempsey gets downed

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"Dempsey, when this is all over, I'm going to donate you to medical science."
— Said after Dempsey says something

Monkey Bomb


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"Bye, bye, Zombies!"
— Before exploding

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"Let's be friends!"
— While being primed

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"Get ready for a surprise!"
— Before exploding

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"Is this the end?"
— Before exploding

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"Let's play again!"
— Before exploding

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"I'm coming Sam!"
— Before exploding

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"You're not Sam..."
— While being primed

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"Hello friend."
— While being primed

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"Ow! Ooh! Ow!"
— After being thrown in the furnace

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"You look friendly"
— When activating

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"I'm faulty"
— When activating

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"I'll miss you"
— Before explosion

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"I hope we meet again!"
— Before explosion


Shared Quotes


Nikolai: "This looks powerful..."
Tank: "Why don't you throw it at Richtofen?"
— After Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb

Dempsey: "Where the hell is everybody?!"
Richtofen: "Are you scared Dempsy? Do you want me to hold your hand?"
— After Dempsey is swarmed and isolated

Demonic Announcer


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"Ka-Boom!"
— After getting nuke power-up.

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"Max Ammo!"
— After getting Max Ammo power-up

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"Insta-Kill!"
— After getting Insta-Kill

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"Double Points!"
— After getting Double Points.

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"Carpenter!"
— After getting Carpenter power-up

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"Bye Bye!"
— After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box

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"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
— When Hellhounds appear (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)

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"[Demonic Laughter]"
— When the Teddy Bear appears


Samantha



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"Uh Oh."
— When both hellhounds and pick ups spawn after teleporting

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"Uh Oh, NO TREATS FOR YOU!"
— When hellhounds spawn after teleporting, without any pick ups

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"I want to play a game... let's play Hide and Seek?!"
— After activating the Fly Trap

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"Oh, you found one..."
— After finding the first item of the Fly Trap

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"Wow, you found another one."
— After finding the another item of the Fly Trap

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"You win... GAME OVER!"
— After finding all the items of the Fly Trap

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"Why are you so cruel to Mr. Monkey? Mr. Monkey just wanted to PLAY!."
— After completing the Monkey Bomb in the furnace Easter Egg

Source:
http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Der_Riese/quotes

*Most of the links will be broke I think. I'll edit later to fix them.*
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Takeo has lots more quotes than that, I was sad to see when I saw other lists people on put about 10 of his. Why?
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Lol.

Yeah, it's definitely not a complete list, but it's close.
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Dawson
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My god. They have a lot of dialogue. Like, I got through 30 of the quotes and than scrolled down a little and there was still a lot. Jtaker you are amazing. When I first clicked on this thread I was about to post some of the Quotes I remembered, but you bet me to them...all of them. Good on ya mate!
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Umm... I think he copied them, lol.
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^o) Yeah, this is copyed from the the CoD wiki. But, a good addition to the site nevertheless. :D
"This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"
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Hence, the link at the bottom with "Source" above it.
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Did they add new quotes? I mean, I heard Richtofen say something new that I'd never heard before, first new thing for me in a while. (Not in this list either)
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