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FML; Everyones own funny story.
Topic Started: Apr 24 2009, 10:53 PM (251 Views)
iMaGiN3.

Basically like the fml website, http://www.fmylife.com/, post a funny story from your everyday life.

So, a group of my friends and I went out to eat at this nice restaurant called Flanagans. When I got there, everyone was said hi to me and then we all sat down at our assigned table. As we sat down, I proceeded to say, "Damn guys why are we at this expensive restaurant when we can just go to taco bell." I got slapped across the face. "ITS MY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE". she ignored me for the rest of the night. Fuck my life.
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☼ Lobsters.CoM ☼

LOL that's funny.

We were driving home from vacation, and a motorist comes around the corner at a speed of maybe 25+ doing a wheelie, he pulled it too high and ends up on his back, and a car backing out of the driveway accidentally drove over his leg.

I was laughing my ass off at the dumbass
Edited by Lobsters.CoM, Apr 27 2009, 08:37 PM.
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Tyreal

Wow lol!

The funniest thing i've seen..

My step-dad, was cooking on the grill, and my 5 year old nephew was messing around with the food, So my step dad tells him that hes gotta stop. Then my nephew says "I ain't gotta do shit", and hits him in the nuts, I almost died laughing :)
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Today, my Mom : "You and your Dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me" , she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "Its my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your Dad tonight." FuckMyLife!
-WAITING FOR LORDF.BABY TO MAKE MY ILL SIG-
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