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And thats when the fight started...; LOL
Topic Started: May 24 2010, 07:52 AM (393 Views)
Reaper
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lol thats the best one cuz i would totally do that too :P
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Chris M
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May 25 2010, 11:48 AM
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."
ROFLMFAO!
Hilarious!
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jellyfish
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... ha ha..... hahaha......... HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you IS fun!
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jellyfish
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i know im a quarter of a year late, but still, if you got more then keep them comming :)
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