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| Security levels around the world...; Something for all except South Africans | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 08:46 PM (175 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Jan 15 2010, 08:46 PM Post #1 |
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Your forum needs some serious improvement. 1] The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. [2] The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the B@st@rds" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years. [3] The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. [4] It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." [5] The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose". [6] Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. [7] The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. [8] Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case. [9] New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper airplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Sh1t, I hope Australia will come and rescue us". [10] Australia meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, [a] "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and [c] "The barbie is canceled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
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| Memento | Jan 15 2010, 10:06 PM Post #2 |
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thats classic thanks for that |
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| Khagan | Jan 15 2010, 10:49 PM Post #3 |
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This is out of date. New Zealanders have actually upgraded to remote control aeroplanes now. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 16 2010, 09:48 AM Post #4 |
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Glad you like it. I thought it was a hoot...! |
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| Memento | Jan 16 2010, 01:29 PM Post #5 |
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dont agree with the english tho we dont drink tea :p that much anyways hahahahaha |
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| Khagan | Jan 16 2010, 08:53 PM Post #6 |
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Come off it Adam, everytime we phased someone you and chris were running off to get a cup of tea. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 17 2010, 12:14 AM Post #7 |
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Or they just called it tea...
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| Chris M | Jan 18 2010, 01:04 PM Post #8 |
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No, I was actually out getting tea. Except the time I was massing on my phone. That time we know where and I was and we know I wasnt drinking tea ![]() And jeez are our forums screwy today! Adam what did u change? |
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| Memento | Jan 18 2010, 08:26 PM Post #9 |
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ive not changed anything been working and everything is working for me fine wat probs are people having? |
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