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|Tweet Topic Started: Nov 6 2010, 12:47 PM (328 Views)|
|Jim||Nov 6 2010, 12:47 PM Post #1|
Baby Black Aro
I'm old and dying and I smell like cigarette butts and I have gray hair in my ears. I'm a pedophile with a bondage fetish, my wife wants to leave me, I pleasure myself to cats because they are so furry. My wife is a flat-chested, slutty old hag who married me only to take all my posessions, and then left me. I'm so old that I can't drive anymore, my vision is failing, and I scream out in pain when I pee. My behind is so old and flabby that it gets bruised if I use an ordinary toilet seat, and I can't afford a raised and cushioned seat, so when I **** I use a pool donut. I take half my own weight in pills every day to keep my blood pressure at a normal level. My children are all prostitutes and drug dealers, and they don't talk to me because I'm an abusive old hack.
Edited by Tigerpuffer, Mar 4 2011, 09:21 PM.
|If At First You Dont Succeed....Go Fishin|
|Verse 34k||Nov 7 2010, 02:04 AM Post #2|
|Verse 34k||Jan 1 2011, 01:46 AM Post #3|
|Tigerpuffer||Mar 4 2011, 09:15 PM Post #4|
|Why are you alive?|
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