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Tennis Jokes; PG13 - just for laughs
Topic Started: 8 Nov 2009, 06:37 PM (163 Views)
xmj	8 Nov 2009, 06:37 PM Post #1
TFN Posts: 94 Group: Members Member #2,189 Joined: 20-Jul 2009	I think this one takes the prize =P PG-13 warning... While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once." From delancey tennis club joke page more here... Also see how to make an entrance & ==> Intimidation



dramaboi	8 Nov 2009, 08:05 PM Post #2
TFN Posts: 283 Group: Members Member #190 Joined: 4-Nov 2008	Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? A: Because to them, "love" means nothing.



ez90ing	8 Nov 2009, 08:32 PM Post #3
TFN Posts: 171 Group: Members Member #2,477 Joined: 20-Oct 2009	Q: What do you serve but not eat? A: A Tennis Ball.



reynold	10 Nov 2009, 01:16 PM Post #4
administrator Posts: 994 Group: Admins Member #80 Joined: 3-Nov 2008	The Tennis Player's Prayer Please don't let me be so nervous When I toss the ball for service. Give me speed and strength unhaulting, Aces and no double-faulting. Instill in me the skill and dash Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe. When a high lob starts to fall, Must I always miss the ball? Lord, I know you could, I'm sure, Find me a Tennis Elbow cure. With the guidance from above, Never let me fall in 'love.' And, Lord, while on matters of this sort Please let me find an open court!!



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