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| Manhattan Project | Jun 9 2009, 04:07 AM Post #1 |
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Ever since Manhattan Project unveiled his new lines of ideas, he has been getting mixed reviews from all different people. Some think he is a genius, some believe that he is a mad man that needs to be put down. Either way you look at it, some of the fans are loving it. In this edition we will follow the trials of one lucky fan who got a taste of the good and the bad. The epic story of the one lucky fan starts on day 17, when the Philly 76ers were in town to face off with the Raptors. Protesters outside claiming that the use of bears at halftime was unethical When this lucky fan got to the arena he was quick to take pictures of the irony that was going on. Lawyers, peta freaks, and even your local Asian correspondent was on scene. The fan was clearly already drunk however was in a debating mood. He quickly went up to the protesters and ask them if they noticed the irony? When they were done looking around the man pointed out that they were using Polar Bears for their own ideas and beliefs. The lookers looking on were in a state of shock. They didn't know if this man was serious, stupid or just plain ignorant. Feeling accomplished the man continued on his way and finally entered the arena. ![]() Getting an up close and personal photo of the stars During the shootaround he pretended that he was a dying kid. That he was on the court shooting around because they granted him his one final wish, to shoot around with the Toronto Raptors. Considering how bad the Raptors have been playing this year, they let him shoot because if he was any good, they would sign him. A few shots later it was evident that he was no good at all, they had him escorted to his seat. While that was truly an experience for the fan, he left with a bit of resentment. ![]() After the first quarter, the Raptors actually held the lead. The Raptors headed into the second quarter with a 29-20 lead, something this fan was not used to at all. The inside game of Roy Hinson and Vlade Divac was getting the better of Charles Barkley and Stacy King. It also helped that both Sherman Douglas and Charles Barkley were turning the ball over like a hot potato. Moving along and a few more beers later, the tides began to turn for the fans and the team. ![]() After the third quarter, the Raptors held the one point advantage. Both fatigue and talent was starting to become an issue. The Raptors were running out of trick plays to use. They used the flop, the alley oop, the you left your lights on, the extra man, the slutty mop girl and last but not least the force feed the ball to Dale Ellis tactic. Options were becoming limited, the fans were starting to get nervous. However the Raptors had one more idea in mind, Stacy King was playing so bad that they decided to only play four men on defense. Every time King would put up a brick, it would leave an open Vlade Divac on the other side of the court. It makes no sense, but the game plan actually worked for the Raptors. ![]() Shocked, The Raptors actually won a game. The Raptors actually won the game, 94-90. The fan had a great time and to this day had the greatest experience of his life. |
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| theschmaranz | Jun 9 2009, 04:18 AM Post #2 |
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Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica
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The goofy lookin' short dude is playing Freddy Kruger. |
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| Deleted User | Jun 10 2009, 06:28 AM Post #3 |
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Short dude in front looks like Steve Nash. |
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| Deleted User | Jun 10 2009, 04:00 PM Post #4 |
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Holy shit, he does look like Nash. That was driving me crazy. I was all like, "where in the fuck have I seen that little ass guy before?" and now I know where. Good call... At any rate, I don't think they should ever replace Englund. Oh well.... |
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| Deleted User | Jun 10 2009, 04:06 PM Post #5 |
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Lol |
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| Deleted User | Jun 10 2009, 04:27 PM Post #6 |
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I mean I've been trying to place that damn face ever since I saw the movie, and that was ages ago.
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| Maverick41 | Jun 10 2009, 11:12 PM Post #7 |
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