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| Topic Started: Sep 11 2008, 07:57 AM (452 Views) | |
| Johnny | Apr 5 2009, 02:48 PM Post #41 |
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Dear Meaty, why do I drink lager and spirits. I ponder over this question a few times while supping and get the same answer, Pisshead...what do you think ?? |
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| the mighty coco | Apr 5 2009, 03:08 PM Post #42 |
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dear meaty, why am i so depressed? |
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| Johnny | Apr 5 2009, 03:17 PM Post #43 |
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Hey Coco, I was here before you. Stop jumping in 
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| MeatyFiend | Apr 5 2009, 05:34 PM Post #44 |
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well firstly to johnny, yes you are a pisshead but the sweet necter of alcoholic substances is actually good for you so you must keep drinking and often..... and to coco, thats because your back at work, and working is shit, so you will be depressed until you can get a good drink down ye |
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| the mighty coco | Apr 5 2009, 06:53 PM Post #45 |
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i think you may just have nailed it dear meaty. thanks. your words are inspirational. |
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| MeatyFiend | Apr 5 2009, 07:22 PM Post #46 |
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just hold on to the fact that the work your doing now paves the way for more alcohol in the near future with the money you earn ;) |
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| Johnny | Apr 6 2009, 06:09 PM Post #47 |
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I am pleased with your words of wisdom, as I was getting quite frantic at the thought of not being a pisshead. I will down a few cans on your behalf as a mark of respect 
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| herewhereienter | Apr 9 2009, 05:22 PM Post #48 |
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nutters fuckin nutters the lot of you |
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| Johnny | Apr 9 2009, 06:43 PM Post #49 |
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| MeatyFiend | Apr 9 2009, 08:53 PM Post #50 |
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FUCK where did you find that pic, i thought coco had got rid of all the evidence, ahhh well, party oooooooooooonn!!!!
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| the mighty coco | Apr 9 2009, 10:12 PM Post #51 |
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dear meaty, why on earth do people question the sanity of some of the folks that hang around the sps forums? and where did johnny get that pic of us? hope he doesn't have one of my matching pink pubes! |
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| MeatyFiend | Apr 10 2009, 12:00 AM Post #52 |
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shit i hope he doesn't have one of me orange pubes, you remember that night coco, dressed to fucking kill, brilliant i think johnny may be publishing the pics for his own personal financial gain the bastard.... i honestly don't know where people get the idea that we are mad, or that question our sanity, but tbh i think that sanity is for stupid people and non alcoholics, and being quite drunk i consider myself 100% correct in all things.... that is why i am an agony funkle |
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| Johnny | Apr 10 2009, 10:41 AM Post #53 |
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Bugger!! you have sussed me out, but be fair I gotta make some cash somehow 
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| Johnny | May 15 2009, 05:30 PM Post #54 |
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Dear Meaty, What is the meaning of life ? and why are we here ? |
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| Finalsight618 | May 15 2009, 06:14 PM Post #55 |
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Vodka |
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| MeatyFiend | May 15 2009, 07:43 PM Post #56 |
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i will not give an answer to that as you must find an answer to your own reality, anything i say is only opinion, belief, theory of the person... its not an answer that i think can come out of a question like that but a set of possibilties ........ of course in saying that its a set of possibilties can be an answer in itself first of all what is life???? and then what is meaning???? you have to understand them to connect them together or to anything.... the meaning of life or indeed our conscious existance and knowledge of it could be a pre-determind path to death or destiny where the choices are already made and we have to learn to accept them... could be a path through many physical forms until the stage of enlightenment and becoming complete with the universe... or maybe in the belief of balance, life is there to balance out death...... if that be the case then is it more a question of what is the meaning of death?? and in that lifes meaning could be unlocked also due to both being one and the same.... we could be here because of purpose, a purpose that leads us on the path that could end in our destiny, interlinked with lifes meaning... we could be here to learn or indeed to make our own fate.... it depends then on which state of life you want the meaning and purpose to as the whole is split into the physical, mental and the spiritual, which all co-exist in harmony.... to understand each of these 3 parts is a path of psychology, anatomy, sociology, physiology, neuro and cognitive neuroscience amongst other paths of religion and spiritual beliefs and theories.... obviously there are far more avenues of learning but that is what i can think of straight from me head at the mo as i said at the start, i've not given an answer only possibilities and maybe a path so that you can find your own theories on the ultimate question of what is life.... Edited by MeatyFiend, May 15 2009, 07:46 PM.
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| the mighty coco | May 15 2009, 07:52 PM Post #57 |
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can i get an amen!!!?
Edited by the mighty coco, May 15 2009, 07:59 PM.
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| Johnny | May 16 2009, 08:45 AM Post #58 |
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 Sorry I asked now but thanks for the info
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| Johnny | Jul 11 2009, 09:44 AM Post #59 |
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Dear Meaty, If I dug a hole through the middle of the earth and jumped in would I jump out the other side or climed out ?? |
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| MeatyFiend | Jul 11 2009, 02:12 PM Post #60 |
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well if you dig the hole on a 45 degree vector at a bearing of 370knots with a pnuematic handheld power drill, alternative between three sizes of drill bits powered by a 12" italian bmt from subway you might build enough speed through body mass to blast through the last underground toxic lifeform emissions discovering that the dinosaurs were actually made extict by me!!! but i digress... if your instrument of mass excavation is the usual thomas the tank engine lunchbox covered in courgette juice and wearing stockings then the metaphorical hypothesis will dictate that one must climp through using a pick axe.... BUT.... due caution must be paid to the exact terminal velocity upon the penetration of the earth... you could get bum fucked by a tree hugger or have underground hornets burrow in the end of your cock, if so fuck a carrot and sing belinda carlisle, love in the key of c and said lifeforms should disappear said.... if you wish to fall through i'd pay a homeless man 10 quid and tell him salvation shall be brought upon thee that digeth hard and fast... like his wifes dog... then pounce doing a triple frontflip backstroke colgate flip and you should fly through.... any probs then report back and i'll sort it.. said peace said |
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| Johnny | Jul 11 2009, 02:16 PM Post #61 |
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oh bugger, I better put me pick back in the shed then  Cheers Meaty |
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| MeatyFiend | Jul 11 2009, 02:19 PM Post #62 |
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anytime |
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| Howlle | Jul 11 2009, 08:09 PM Post #63 |
meatyfiend is brilliant!
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Dear Meaty, what are the great cheesy crisps? Quavers or Wotsits..... PLEASE HELP! |
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| MeatyFiend | Jul 11 2009, 09:41 PM Post #64 |
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would have to say doritos, drenched in a bit of vodka, nothing like it 
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| Soaking | Jul 12 2009, 05:41 PM Post #65 |
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Dear Meaty, How do I make my Karma better? Edited by Soaking, Jul 12 2009, 05:41 PM.
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| MeatyFiend | Jul 12 2009, 06:23 PM Post #66 |
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now that depends on how you look at karma... currently reading "the zen teaching of bodhidharma" in which buddhist sutras often say that karma is bad for ye... it grounds you to the mortal life of death and rebirth and blocks the path of enlightenment, stopping you from becoming one with the universe.... the definition here of it is - Karma - the moral equivalent of the physical law of cause and effect, karma includes actions of the body, mouth and mind. All such actions turn the Wheel Of Rebirth and result in suffering. Even when an action is good, it still turns the wheel.The goal of buddhist practice is to escape the wheel, to put an end to karma, to act without acting, not to achieve a better rebirth taken from this book that i've just finished - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zen-Teachings-Bodhidharma/dp/0865473994/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247419215&sr=8-1 so i would say let go of karma and become more spiritually awakened, where you can feel more alive and see past the perceptual illusion that is life and the material existance |
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| Finalsight618 | Jul 12 2009, 08:35 PM Post #67 |
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 Bloody hell meaty comes up with a serious and rather profound answer.Book looks good i think i might check it out. |
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| Johnny | Jul 12 2009, 08:54 PM Post #68 |
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better believe it Final, you will find meaty preaching every thursday down in Londons covent gardens, he gathers quite a crowd too... |
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| MeatyFiend | Jul 12 2009, 09:24 PM Post #69 |
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ok there are a few books i'm reading at the mo and they are: Ken Wilber - A Theory Of Everything Ken Wilber - Integral Spirituality Neuroscience and Philosophy Zen Mind, Beginners Mind Games People Play, The Psychology Of Human Relationships The Unfettered Mind Sun Tzu - The Art Of War Bushido, The Way Of The Samurai there are a lot more, and you are surprised at me studying psychology, philosophy and spirituality but i have done so for quite a while... i guess you learn something everyday ;) Edited by MeatyFiend, Jul 12 2009, 09:25 PM.
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| Johnny | Jul 12 2009, 09:47 PM Post #70 |
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think you will like this read meaty... Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps "Let's look at the thoughts, attitudes, and emotions, as they're experienced, in their very different ways, by men and women". This is one of Allan Pease's chirpy gear-changes in this provocatively titled book. Then he begins to ruminate: men and women live in the same world, but they experience it as if they came from two different worlds. Boys like things, girls like people. Every boy wants to be in a gang, and wants a gun; every girl has her best friend, with whom she shares her secrets. Men want status and power, women want love. It's amazing, he concludes, that they can ever live together. Well, yes, and that living together is a pretty fraught business, though he doesn't seem keen to go too deeply into that: this psychology, with its frequent allusions to research and its jokey little dramatisations, is upbeat feelgood stuff, which is why it's made him such a fortune on three continents. "Listen to this!" he'll say, then on comes an Aussie squabble, the woman berating a husband whose grunts proclaim the fact that he's not listening. But to sell four million copies of a book about body language--in 33 different languages--means Pease and his wife Barbara must be getting something right. There are many scientifically-documented facts about the difference between the sexes, and Pease is selling them with a smile to an ever-growing public. You may be a contented member of that public, or you may find your hackles rising. It takes all sorts! Betty Tadman |
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| Finalsight618 | Jul 12 2009, 10:18 PM Post #71 |
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lol i've got the body language book that was the prelude to that book. I read Sun Tzu a few years ago its a good book that is as much relevant today as it was when written. |
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