Shit My Dad Says

Shit My Dad Says
Topic Started: Sep 18 2009, 08:39 PM (31 Views)
Gee	Sep 18 2009, 08:39 PM Post #1
Posts: 3,598 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Dec 23, 2007 Xbox Live Gamertag Gee2909	Most of the time twitter is full of boring crap but "shit my dad says" is far from boring. The twitter is about Justin and his 73 year old Dad and he simple twitters (posts) what his Dad says. What makes this twitter even more amazing is the amount of followers it has attracted in a short period of time, it was started last month and already has over 355,000 followers. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Here's some of my favourites: Quote: "Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty. Quote: "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?" Quote: "How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes." Quote: "The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."



Johnny	Sep 18 2009, 08:47 PM Post #2
Well look happy you stupid bastards... Posts: 3,209 Group: Clan Member Member #118 Joined: Sep 18, 2008 Xbox Live Gamertag Rott3nJ0hnnY	lmao some good reading on the twitter page hahahah



Johnny	Sep 18 2009, 08:47 PM Post #3
Well look happy you stupid bastards... Posts: 3,209 Group: Clan Member Member #118 Joined: Sep 18, 2008 Xbox Live Gamertag Rott3nJ0hnnY	I like this one "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."



the mighty coco	Sep 18 2009, 09:01 PM Post #4
4th admin of the apocalypse!!! Posts: 6,393 Group: Admins Member #7 Joined: Dec 27, 2007 Xbox Live Gamertag the mighty coco	hahaha, that is some funny shit "The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside." "Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son." priceless



dodmaster	Sep 19 2009, 07:22 PM Post #5
the greatness never ends Posts: 783 Group: Clan Member Member #100 Joined: Aug 10, 2008 Xbox Live Gamertag dodmaster	lmao the latest one is a beaut, oo-arr!



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