Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris; dosent sleep he waits
Topic Started: Dec 27 2007, 01:28 PM (99 Views)
cybadaz	Dec 27 2007, 01:28 PM Post #1
Self Pleasuring Simian Posts: 5,791 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: Dec 24, 2007	yeah the miserable bloke is taking a publisher to court because they are trying to publish a book about all those silly outlandish facts about the man Chuck Norris. here are some of HIS faves .... # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. its not GMTV u know ;)



cybadaz	Dec 29 2007, 08:59 AM Post #2
Self Pleasuring Simian Posts: 5,791 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: Dec 24, 2007	aw , why is this topic stuck at the bottom of this board , under the Ads bah!



Kiltedmuff	Dec 29 2007, 12:06 PM Post #3
The Kilted One Posts: 1,574 Group: Clan Member Member #8 Joined: Dec 27, 2007	He He He, Sat and watched Missing in Action 3 last night on Bravo. Was excellent. Was gutted though that 1 & 2 were on earlier and i missed them. :-/



Kizy	Jan 21 2008, 12:41 PM Post #4
Target Practice Posts: 241 Group: Member Member #28 Joined: Jan 6, 2008	I just noticed this topic. -Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, under his beard is just another fist. -Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. -Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushed the world down.



Kiltedmuff	Oct 20 2008, 03:39 AM Post #5
The Kilted One Posts: 1,574 Group: Clan Member Member #8 Joined: Dec 27, 2007	Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.



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