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Topic Started: Sep 21 2010, 01:42 PM (16 Views)
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title: i'm back hi
date: 9/21/10
tags: extra large, not for haters


Before we set down this path once again, let's make one thing clear. Nothing has changed since I posted my first Monster WAAAY back in March. So yes, if you still hate me, you've successfully been pressed, irritated, and jealous of me for around 6 months now. That's half a year you've tried to be like me. That's half of a year I got to laugh at you while doing so. So, with that, I welcome you to my return. No I'm kidding. I never really left. I've been there and done that. Instead of reviewing what's happened since you last read this piece of shit article, let's just focus on what's going on now. There are a few things that are going on: B-O-O-S-T. Yes, this board has been my only source of entertainment on forums since it opened. Nothing has compared to the retarded monkeys that administrate it.

Booooooooooooooooooost
Ever since Boost was announced, I knew it was just going to be a huge joke. I'd like to come out as the person who hacked into Boost. I am now DakotaZNB and you will now recognize me and be afraid of your board. Yes everyone, I hashed Kane's password from the original Forum Boost and then used it to get into his account. He hasn't changed his password over the course of two years. That's how I got this image.

Now that it is clear I am the Boost cracker, my dear friend Thomas once told me something. He told me this when Boost first opened. He told me something along the lines of "You have to tell me if you hear word of a Boost cracking and Boost has to survive." LOLWTF. No BB Thomas, Boost doesn't have to survive. And what makes everyone think I would know of a Boost cracking? Is it because I went to CodyTZ's birthday party? Or maybe it's because Helios is actually Lokyr and therefore I am Helios' e-best friend? Fuck no, it's because I'm amazing and you're a retarded monkey.

Speaking of retarded monkeys, the administrators of Boost have done a great job at holding that title. Please take a moment and look at the following pictures of the fuckery that is Boost staff.

This picture, this one too, this one, and this topic where a Boost staff member asks a question about the rules.

I don't know what the hell else I'm supposed to write about after those four images? Oh, none of the stuff I've said about Boost applies to Foxx, FYI. I'm sorry he has to be put in such a shitty enviroment where noone of his staff do anything. Even his co-admins don't do anything. All they do is change their names.

The recent ZNR promotions have also affected Boost. This is like when the IFSZ(or maybe it was the TZ at the time) promoted Lokyr to design staff so she retired from Forum Boost. Well the same thing just happened except they promoted Hatori.

Hatori was going to be promoted with myself and Raymond when we were all RA's. But he retired 6 days before we were promoted. Sucks for him, tbh. He could of been just like all the other ZNR staff, do nothing, and then get mad when ZNB reports on you for doing something.

I'm sorry this was so short, but I'm required to not make it so long and boring. Don't worry if you thought this was boring, my next post should be a little bit more entertaining...and vulgar.
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