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Pokemanz General
Topic Started: May 9 2010, 11:07 AM (3,512 Views)
PureCore
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Samefags! But damn, I feel guilty for hating on it now, just look at the poor thing! Oh wait, it's still a piece of shit, nevermind.
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It wasn't a samefag, the guy who made the picture just took the mean posts.

Also, I like it because Smugleaf is still being smug.
"Damn forests, always reminds me of pansy elves." -Kagain

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May 13 2010, 03:33 PM
It wasn't a samefag, the guy who made the picture just took the mean posts.

Also, I like it because Smugleaf is still being smug.
I think the comic is implying that it's the smug dude and the pig thing are the ones posting.
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Fuck yeah! Grass starter!
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Alright, so when are you people gonna be ready to tourney? I'm pretty close to being ready
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Well let's see I've got an average of 50 levels to go on each Pokemon... so idk.
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By the end of this day, I will have my full team of Lv. 100 pokemon. If you wish, we can have flat battles (All pokemon are brought down to Lv. 50) instead of just a normal, whatever level you've got kinda battle
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January 22, 2027: Dr. Hagiru Sato and his team of scientists from Japan, America, Canada, and Britain begin work on a matter-energy transference machine.

February 11th, 2033: First machine is tested successfully after over a hundred failed tests. Controversy over the destructive nature of the technology ignites.

July 18th, 2033: A catastrophic incident with an energy-matter machine destroys the cit of Hiroshima, in devastation not seen since the atomic bombs were dropped nearly 90 years prior. Japanese government officials move to ban work on the technology, though Western powers urge them to allow it, despite the mishap.

April 22, 2035: First sighting of infected individuals. Most are animals, some humans are also shown to be susceptible to infection. Most seen around the ruins of Hiroshima, which had not been rebuilt.

May 13, 2035: Northern Japan is split off from it's Southern half, as a nation-wide quarantine is enacted. Anarchy soon spreads through the infected regions. 15% of humans exposed to the disease are immune, no side effect. 84.9% are affected fatally by the disease, which causes cancerous-growths. .1% of those exposed are shown to successfully mutate. The "Virus" is found to be a spreadable corruption of genetic material, which causes rapid mutation in infected individuals. All large animal life above ground is soon infected.

January 1, 2040: 98% of all animals in Japan are wiped out, ecosystems ruled entirely by infected individuals.

May 8th, 2048: Japanese Defense Force engages infected individuals to preserve quarantine. Co-ordinated attacks by infected humans and animals are seen. High levels of intelligence confirmed.

May 10th: They fail, and the nation of Japan ceases to exist.

October 13: The United States Carrier George W. Bush is attacked and sunk by an unknown force. Later revealed to be a co-ordinated assault by the infected. Use of Atomic weapons to destroy all life on Japan considered, but denied.

February 12, 2052: Remaining inhabitants of Japan have appeared, by outward observers, to have began adopting the infected into their religions. Part of this religion is a total-weapons ban, and the banning of violence against infected individuals. This is surprisingly effective at ceasing conflict with infected individuals.

April 2, 2055: Infected seen to have spread to North America. Military preparedness results in a far more contained infection. Hundreds of thousands in the United States, Canada, and Mexico die.

March 11, 2061: The United States Army begins experimenting with the combat prowess of infected animals, who are shown to have a friendly connection to humans who treat them well, much like dogs. Initial tests exceed expectations. Later that same year, China, Russia, Vietnam, and N. Korea react by signing the Kommu Pact, ensuring protection against the now utterly overpowered west.

July 2, 2063: The Kommu alliance declares war on the United States. Infected used to great effect.

November 9, 2066: War end. Communist states dissolved, China and Russia (and all of Asia) are now under the jurisdiction of the NATO.

December 25th, 2072: The regions, now divided, that were once Japan begin to open up to the outside world. Mostly through scientific trade off.

February 1, 2081: Japanese scientists sneak into heavily infected Brazil. They recover the DNA of one of the individuals believed to be one of the first infected.
Beliefs are that the infected are actually the next phase in evolution, and to find one of the originals would better help the understanding. There are many tried and failed cloning attempts, before a final experiment is successful. The result of this experiment, capable of self-induced Energy-Matter transference, is responsible for the deaths of dozens before escaping.

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"Damn forests, always reminds me of pansy elves." -Kagain

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May 18 2010, 02:56 PM
February 1, 2081: Japanese scientists sneak into heavily infected Brazil. They recover the DNA of one of the individuals believed to be one of the first infected.


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I had a major flashback to the original pokemon games when you said this, as I actually read those damned books in Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow. Also, I believe that last date may be off, as Nintendo verifies the following

July 5
Guyana, South America. A new Pokémon was discovered deep in the jungle.

July 10
We christened the newly discovered Pokémon Mew.

February 6
Mew gave birth. We named the newborn Mewtwo.

September 1
Mewtwo is far too powerful. We have failed to curb its vicious tendencies...

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May 13 2010, 03:27 PM
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