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Kill the previous poster
Tweet Topic Started: May 8 2010, 11:06 AM (388 Views)
Hobbes303	May 8 2010, 11:06 AM Post #1
Vinato Posts: 563 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	The next poster has to kill the previous poster in any way they want, be as detailed as you want



PureCore	May 8 2010, 11:13 AM Post #2
Coruto Posts: 1,378 Group: Admins Member #3 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	I find a nude picture of Karl on 4chan and send it to you. I am immune because I never looked him in the eyes. You accidentally glance at Russel (his one eyed love mussel) and your eyes begin to melt. As you try to scream for help all that can come out of your mouth is foam, and indecipherable gargles. As you lay on the floor, writhing in the pain of a thousand rapes, your dying mental image, is still Karl.



PureCore	May 8 2010, 01:28 PM Post #3
Coruto Posts: 1,378 Group: Admins Member #3 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	I guess I'm the only one playing this so:



Weatherman	May 8 2010, 08:44 PM Post #4
Cofutuma Posts: 509 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: Apr 26, 2010	DON'T DO IT! I WANT TO KILL YOU! (bwa ha ha you should have ended it while you still could) Life is good for you. It's one of those oh so happy, disney-like days, where nothing can go wrong and the sun and the animals are all singing a chorus of gayness. And by gay, I mean happy. Happy to be so queer...because a singing animal is a little weird. Moving on, it's one of those days, until of course I run up and pistol-whip you into unconsciousness. You wake up to find yourself in dark room, with leaky pipes and your limbs are chained to a wall. And then a figure walks in. "I'm sorry about the accommodations, but it seems as if we didn't pay our bills. Most of the time when I bring someone here they feel the need to run out in shrieking terror, as if I'm going to rape them with a rusty eggbeater or something. You see, I'm running a business and I needed a little more supply to meet the demand. That is where you come in. You see, I need you alive, but only just barely to be honest. Your diet will consist of only a small amount of food to keep you alive, but on the bright side we need you well hydrated, so you can have as much water as you want. You see the reason you need to be well hydrated is that- (Cue the appearance of another person, who you can barely make out in the meager amount of light. This person is tall and muscular, but in a feminine sort of way. You can see a large bust restrained with but a small shirt and as you look farther down to see skinny jeans and an odd bulge protruding) -our line of work here can be rather taxing on one's vital liquids. (A small overhead light is turned on by the womanlike figure and your worst nightmares are revealed.) "I'm afraid that I must leave as your session with Georgie here is about to begin. Oh yes, the eggbeater thing. Well, it isn't rusty, but still will be unpleasant, if you happen to get a client that likes toys." (As I walk out and close the door behind me, all I hear is the sound of your screaming) For 60 long years you continued to make me more and more money until you die. We're not quite sure how you bled yourself to death, considering we removed your teeth after an 'incident' happened during a session, but you did cause me a touch of trouble finding a new product. And that ends the graphic/dark humor of your untimely death. I'm pretty sure that after killing Corey with Capitalism, some Socialist is going to try and kill me with a furious passion



Hobbes303	May 10 2010, 07:42 PM Post #5
Vinato Posts: 563 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	I beat you to death with a fairer and more balanced for of government that has been doing Europe and Canada good for years. I leave your dead body in the serious thread as a warning. not to capitalists but to communists. ....you have to read between the lines communists!



Puffeifer	May 10 2010, 08:21 PM Post #6
Sasukarl Posts: 253 Group: Global Moderators Member #5 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	i put you into a cylinder that's just wide enough for you to turn around in, then fill it completely with white hot bits of metal.



Godzilla2500	May 10 2010, 08:45 PM Post #7
Orochimaxu Posts: 53 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: Apr 26, 2010	I assassinated Karl from behind while he read this reply
	Gary was here. Ash is a faggot.


Hobbes303	May 15 2010, 09:17 AM Post #8
Vinato Posts: 563 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	I teamkill max while hes trying to assasinate karl, thus freeing him for my assasination



Godzilla2500	May 30 2010, 08:34 PM Post #9
Orochimaxu Posts: 53 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: Apr 26, 2010	Martyrdom bitch
	Gary was here. Ash is a faggot.


PureCore	May 31 2010, 07:33 PM Post #10
Coruto Posts: 1,378 Group: Admins Member #3 Joined: Apr 25, 2010	>Picks up grenade >Using CoD5 perk resetting pin >Throw into air >Kills Max when he respawns Edited by PureCore, May 31 2010, 07:33 PM.



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