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Red Dead Redemption
Topic Started: Apr 26 2010, 05:32 PM (457 Views)
PureCore
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Coruto

Green text story time!
>Help a random police officer capture two runaways
>Catch first guy with lasso
>Bring him to officer
>Tells me to get second one
>This time drag the fucker behind the horse instead of hogtying
>Get to officer, while criminal is still being dragged the officer shoots him
>Thanks me, gives me money, then shoots the other hogtied criminal laying on the ground
>I shoot the officer and loot all three bodies and skin his horses
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PureCore
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>Doing first horse wrangling mission
>Get first two horses, meet up with the three other friendly dudes
>Use my new lasso to pull one off while traveling at speeds
>Guy yells "What the fuck!"
>John yells "Sorry cock sucker!"
>Continue on mission without the cock sucker
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Hobbes303
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1. Go online
2. Find Someone who dosen't have a posse
3. Spawnkill the fuck out of them
4.???
5.Profit
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PureCore
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Coruto

>Joust with Vince
>Knife only
>Fucker uses throwing knife and kills my donkey
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TheOfficeWarrior
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Kakasean

beat game
hell yeah
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Take Ya Lumps
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Hobbes303
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>find out you can order drinks at the bar
>get drunk as shit to see what will happen
>stumble outside
>see prostitute about to be stabbed
>try to pull out gun to save her
>pass out, fall down the stairs and lay on the floor 3 feet away from her and watch as she gets stabbed
>get up 30 seconds later
>be pissed for 5 seconds, then burst out laughing
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