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Clown Funeral
Topic Started: Dec 1 2008, 08:57 PM (546 Views)
MaKeNsHiZeRo
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http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/68831

In a depressing, hollow tone, an old priest filled the silent air with his voice. "We are gathered here today to honor our friend, our comrade, our brother. "
It was raining hard that day, the sound of heavy rain hitting the ground echoed throughout the caverns. A small crowd formed at this underground oasis. Beautiful gems and stones illuminated the caverns; the mystical clear blue water gave the walls a wonderful glow. Had it not been for this occasion, this would have been a beautiful location--not anymore.

"Young Henry was one of our best. He served beyond the call of duty and protected each and every one of us from harm's way."
Jean was dressed in his mime suit this time--as did everyone else. It was good, seeing as how nobody felt like saying a thing. Any word or sound that reminded anyone of Henry would stir a storm of tears and anger. Nobody said a word, nobody wanted to cry--no, Henry wouldn't want that. The few elite H.A.H.A. agents gathered around the still banks of the pool dressed in all black with hints of white paint on their skin. All, including Jean, hid their shame with their masks. There were eight of them; brothers and sisters who had grown up together in the same organization, undergoing the same training, and taking in the same hardships. This was a deep wound to the agents--especially Jean. Henry's casket was closed. The horrors that the Jester had marked all over the young man's body made it nearly unrecognizable. The casket lay at the dry end of the pool bank, as Jean watched the water move ever so slowly and gently with shame. He clenched his fist hard.

In Jean's mind, another battle continued; 'Why'd you have to go alone, Henry? I could've backed you up!' Jean thought hard to himself. 'Now look at you. You're dead. No good to any of us. What do you expect us to do now? You were the strongest one.' Anger mixed with overwhelming sadness began to mix together in Jean as his bottom lip began to tremble. Even the voice inside his head carried a hint of a whimper. 'Why... Why you bastard! Why?!' With every sentence that Jean thinks, his eyes begin to swell up as the priest begins to hum a sad tune. The burial process was going to take place.

"And so dear Henry, you are in a better place now. A world far better than ours. May you truly find peace and tranquility in the heavens, dear Henry. We will always keep you within our hearts and may the love you have for us act as our divine shield, so as to protect us as you always have."
Jean clenched his fist even harder, digging his fingers into his palm, causing his hands to bleed. He watched helplessly as the priest's assistants carefully took hold of the casket.

Jean wanted to hit something, someone. He wanted to hit himself. He wanted to stop the assistants from proceeding with the ceremony. He wanted to truly believe that Henry was just pulling one of his over-the-top jokes. Jean wanted to just see Henry pop out of that casket with that same big, bright smile of his, laughing at Jean and the others for believing this nightmare for one second.

Henry never jumped out of his casket.

The assistants placed the wooden casket on the water. Nobody heard a thing, nobody said a thing, but everyone's heart skipped a beat when the wood touched the water. 'Henry...' Jean thought as he and the others watched the coffin slowly float away towards an unknown destination. 'I'll avenge you, Henry.' Jean clenched his fist and raised it toward Henry's floating casket. Jean would be the first one to break the silence."I'll get that Jester for you, Henry. I swear my life on it." The others all turned their faces toward Jean, as if reaching the same verdict as him. "Jean..." Felicia, the agent next to Jean, mumbled. Everyone else kept quiet and watched as the casket slowly disappeared from their vision into the deep black and mysterious void.

For some reason, it suddenly felt like it was raining inside.
Edited by MaKeNsHiZeRo, Dec 1 2008, 09:05 PM.
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There is no honour in prison. Only Shivalry.
... o_o

THE NEXT SEASON OF SHHS REQUIRES H.A.H.A. THE CLOWNS ARE AMAZING, MAK.
Edited by Lord TopHat, Dec 2 2008, 02:57 AM.
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Indeed, it'd be cool to have a H.A.H.A. related subplot worked into the Hyakujiverse.
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MaKeNsHiZeRo
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Hahaha, anyone interested in joining Jean in being a Clown Agent? :D

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There is no honour in prison. Only Shivalry.
*waves arm like a maniac* Ooh me me Makpickmepickmenow

Twelve's halfway to being a clown, in any case.
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Otoha would love to! She breaks fourth walls constantly and harasses everyone with her antics mostly for the lulz. To be paid to do that? She'd get herself killed just to get a job like that!

... except she's already dead. :( Crap.
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MaKeNsHiZeRo
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Wahahaha! Craze now has a character affiliated with H.A.H.A.! I await for more!

Oh, and btw, another plugging in...

http://s1.zetaboards.com/shinhyakujihighrpg/blog/entry/83554/11930/
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Beautiful. This would make for a totally badass Manga. If only I'd take my doodles to the next level. Hahaha. But seriously a plot based around this would be awesome. Better than reading a book! xD

...unless it already is one that i don't know of...Haha.
Edited by ohsnapsjuicy, Dec 9 2008, 12:38 AM.
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