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Speed Eating; OPEN
Topic Started: May 22 2014, 10:49 PM (1,082 Views)
Flambe
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"Alrighty then, everybody's good and ready. So, count down with me, audience!"

Lucid pumped her fist into the air, smiling in a surprisingly cute manner as she held three fingers up.

3! She said it alone.

2! The audience joined in this time, the crowd shouting just a moment behind her as she skipped forward.

1! Somehow, she had managed to get the onlookers yelling at the top of their lungs in time with her.

"BEGIN~!"
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Jun's eyes dilated as they examined every inch of the bowl with the speedy perception only her abilities allowed. The world around her quickly slowed to a crawl.

Three...

Twwwwoooo...

oooooooooooonnnnnneeeee...

She raised her arms as the first syllable of 'begin' came out of the announcer's mouth. Silverware will just slow me down... First I'll take this scoop on the left, then quickly devour my way down the middle. Once I clear a path, I'll devour the sides in one sweep! I'll be done before they can blink...

With the final syllable of the call legendary ice-cream eating rice girl Jun did as she said she would. To the casual observer it would look like a complete blur as half the bowl disappeared suddenly into her face-hole before they could register the sight. Unfortunately that would be the end of that. At all once she felt the tingling as if her teeth had been poked with needles. At the same time her head felt like it was filling with cold fire, the pressure building almost instantly.

The world came back into focus at normal speed as her hands stopped moving. This was...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

A fatal combination of cold-sensitive teeth and brain freeze! Jun fell backwards in her chair, tumbling over the lawn kicking and screaming. Sure she'd felt brain freeze before but never like this, this was the brain freeze only a legendary ice-cream eating rice girl could ever hope to never experience. She forgot about victory entirely, relegated to roll around on the ground like a crazy person until the throbbing went away which seemed to be taking an eternity!

A moment of silence for the fallen...
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David couldn't help but laugh out loud to the sight of the girl keeling over from what appeared to be a delayed affect of eating ice-cream at super-speed.
When he managed to calm himself down he noticed that he was the only person in the crowd who had laughed. "Oh gods dammit". He swore to himself, " I've gone and messed up again, geez I better apologise."
David sighed mentally kicking himself for another one of his social blunders and called up to the young girl who seemed to be having a seizure while the rest of the contestants were all still eating ice-cream like their life depended on it. "Umm are you o.k, I think I have something that could help you if you have a headache or anything".
David reached into his jacket attempting to find his bag of holding and the several prepared potions he had stored within it. After fishing out his bag he routed around in it until he found what he was looking for: a small vial filled with a thick electric blue liquid that was labelled as "Pick-me-up".
Edited by Epicjester, Jun 3 2014, 06:14 AM.
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Lawman
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And it was on... there was little doubt in Lavender's mind that some of the participants were probably using their powers to "cheat" in the contest already. At least the host never said anything about fair competition anyway, so it probably meant anything goes. Sadly, while the aeromancer knew dozens of creative applications to aeromancy, none of them really helped at preventing a brain freeze.

So while there were those who relied on their powers, the aeromancer would instead fall back on tactics. Instead of taking big mouthfuls of ice-cream, she would instead take small mouthfuls at a rapid rate - thus allowing the ice-cream to melt even before she swallowed, in an attempt to minimize the amount of time she would have any cold ice-cream to come in contact with her palate, and with any luck would quickly go through her ice-cream before brain freeze could set in.
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So it begins!

Immediately people started to gorge themselves with ice cream Kaito took it nice and slow. To his surprise someone already was eliminated due to brain freeze.

"Ah Brain Freeze...The silent cold killer." said Kaito in a sympathetic tone.

Still, even though he felt sorry for the person he still had others to worry about. Lavender seems the one most determined to win this. The other guy?....well...He didnt want to take the chance and let him win. Tie for his dastardly plan to unfold! Looking at Lavenders Ice Cream bowl, Kaito started to freeze the ice cream until it was nothing more than a chunk of...well..."Ice" Cream, only it was literally just a lump of ice now.

He put on a smug expression and laughed as his evil plan was now coming into effect.

"I shall be the one to claim that ice cream! me and only me! HAHAHAHAAAAA~"

...This competition may be getting to Kaitos head...just a little though

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Flambe
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(OOC: Waited long enough, time to continue on.)

"Oh, and one bites the dust! Farewell to Jun's chances of winning that ice cream! But don't worry about her, folks! With Il Diluvio, nobody loses! She'll get an appropriate consolation prize, I'll tell you that!"

As Lucid waved and postured for the crowd, John was busy shovelling down his ice cream like it was air. As a jelly being, he was impervious to choking! Of course, the cold was rather uncomfortable, but he soldiered on. Meanwhile, the lady next to him was lagging behind a step.

The two were too distracted to notice the cheating as done by Kaito, but Lucid didn't. Unfortunately for him, just because it wasn't against the rules didn't mean she wouldn't call him out.

"Oh, and Kaito with the aquamantic mojo! You sure are lucky that you aren't getting DQed for that, mister. Try to eat faster and you'll have an easier time of winning!"

The crowd booed him, unsurprisingly.

"Three minutes have passed! Seven to go, folks! As the people of this fine nation say, GANBARE!"
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"Aw... Hell..." Lavender cursed as just like she feared, her competitors were pulling out all stops with their powers. And Kaito had really done it this time, by freezing over the ice cream in her bowl, changing it from a creamy frozen confection into a solid chunk of ice.

At least the aquamancer wasn't about to get away with it again, as Lucid gave a warning that he risks disqualification if he were to attempt another stunt like that. Looking to her left and right, Lavender realized the time was not on her side, and the other contestants were still going strong!

"Damn... Here goes nothing..." Lavender remarked as she whispered a prayer, then tried to wolf down the entire chunk of ice in an all-or-nothing bid for glory! Except that reality ensued, and with a scream the aeromancer fell backwards, tumbling out of her chair as she clutched her head in her hands. Being used to training in the Baltic and North Sea coasts in winter unfortunately doesn't make one immune to brain freeze, and Lavender just came down with an epic level brain freeze!

"I hope your ice-cream gives you the shits..." Lavender, in one last act of defiance tried to call down a curse on her opponents before bowing out of the competition.
Edited by Lawman, Jun 12 2014, 03:33 AM.
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"Fallen commander, I shall honor your brave sacrifice!~" said Kaito saluting with a big grin on his face. True it was kinda playing dirty but hey! there was no rule against it. Though he did get booed at. Then again he didnt care!~

"Right! Time to eat faster! But not too fast..."

Kaito took giant spoonfuls of ice and shoved them in his mouth, but didnt swallow it. He kept it in his mouth and slowly ate it bit by bit. He started blowing as if he had something hot in his mouth but he didnt surrender! He swallowed the ice cream in his mouth little by little until there was nothing left in his mouth. If he kept this strategy up he would be victorious! But the question now was...could he eat enough ice cream to win? He was probably gonna be full eventually.

"Dont worry Lavender-sensei! if I win i shall give you as much ice cream as you want! Just believe in me!" said Kaito already going for another big spoonful of ice cream.

"I Eben thwo a ith cweam parwe!" said Kaito with his mouth full of ice cream.
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"Oh, poor Lavender! She tried so hard, but Kaito's malicious trap has felled her! Don't worry, a consolation prize is waiting for you. But for now, just rest. There's still a fierce competition going on between the last two!"

John had dropped out, the cold having turned his jaw solid. Nobody knew what was up with Lucian, so it was a mystery lady vs Kaito. 3 minutes left on the clock, and the aquamancer's final challenger was still going at it. She was a bowl behind Kaito, but her eyes remained focused.

Could he maintain the slim lead and beat her? Only time would tell!
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Kaito was doing well but he was reaching his limit.

"Ugh....So much Ice cream....Gotta. Keep. Going!!!"

Even though he was still a bowl ahead he couldnt give up this big lead. He had to pace homself a bit now though. He at a small spoonful as fast as he could then got some more. He felt as though his breath could freeze an entire lake at this point.

"I shall win this competition! Even if it kills me!...Well in this case a stomach ache but you know what i mean!"" said Kaito shoving more ice cream in his mouth.
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The mystery lady was starting to catch up. Lucid was busy hyping up the crowd, jumping up and down as they chanted with her. Spoon by spoon, bowl by bowl, the last of Kaito's competition matched him until.....

"TIME UP! SPOONS DOWN, CHAIRS BACK. THE CONTEST. IS. OVEEEEEER~!" Lucid cheered, pumping a fist up into the air as she pointed to them.

The crowd flared up, but then quieted down as the video footage was examined. After a few tense minutes and some revised counts, the white haired fool turned back to the crowd.

"We have our winner, ladies and gents. Please, give your applause to.... KAITO KYOSHI, BY TWO FULL SCOOPS!"

The audience burst into cheering, seemingly forgetting his blatant cheating earlier. Finally, the hellish ice cream contest was over. The mystery lady shook Kaito's hand curtly, then slunk off past the casualties. Kaito had his day in the sun, and a year's worth of ice cream to take him.

"Hey, champ! Any statements you'd like to make?" Lucid passed the microphone to the aquamancer, grinning ear to ear.
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"Ugh..Is...Is it Over?..." said Kaito looking like he was about barf out all the ice cream he just ate. He heard everyone cheering for him and realized he had won! Which was weird because the last few scoops were kinda a blur to him.

He shook the mystery ladys hand as she walked off. He wondered just who was. Suddenly Lucid passed the microphone to him to see if had any statements.

"Well..I came here not expecting to win...BUT I DID!!! It was close and I thought I would lose! But i held onto the dream of a lifetime supply of ice cream! Thank you all for being here for this glorious moment~ Now then. Lavender-Sensei if you wouldnt mind taking me to the hospital, since I think i ingested so much ice cream my stomach may have ruptured~"

With that said Kaito fell backwards and dropped the microphone.His eyes were white and he looked sick. He was even foaming at the mouth! He was out cold!
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Lavender may be down, but she wasn't out completely yet, and as she heard Kaito's words the aeromancer simply raised her thumb. Cheers for the winner!
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"Lifetime? Uhh... Hey, sure. It's not like Il Diluvio's poor or anything." Lucid laughed as she propped up Kaito's unconscious body with one arm. "Your winner, ladies and gents! One more round for Kaito Kyoshi!!"

She picked up one of his limp arms and waved it to the audience as they applauded. Wow, this event turned out both better and worse than she expected.

"And all the other contestants get other stuff! You'll find out later, but rest assured you'll get your prizes within the next 48 hours. Until next time, get chance and luck!"

And so, the hellish ice cream contest came to an end. There were chills, spills, and a ton of headaches. But in the end, Kaito pulled through and survived.

Next time, the winner might not be so lucky.
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