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Topic Started: Feb 19 2012, 02:44 AM (641 Views)
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What's all the commotion about...?

Oh wait. She said she would go grocery shopping for today.

Dammit, what is that ghastly half-phantom doing now?

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING GHASTLY?!"

The girl turned around in reflexive irritation, though apparently finding no one actually talking behind her. Or heck, anyone, behind her. The girl stared in confusion at the empty street behind her before giving a shrug, turning back to the crowd in front of her, standing on tip-toe to get a clear look of what's being hidden from view by the wall of crowds.

I think we can get a clear idea of what's going on by turning our attention at the big banner being displayed above them all.

YAGAMI'S ELECTRONIC STORE WINTER GAME CONTEST! WITH A TRIP FOR TWO TO HOKKAIDO AS THE GRAND PRIZE!
Admission is free*


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Hookay. So... cheesy and uninspiring banner aside... I think that's quite self-explanatory.
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"Ehhh...? Hokkaido.." He said with a wry grin. "Sounds nice right about now.." Oliver said rubbing his chin cheerfully. The truth was he was getting tired of winter.

I mean sure, he could rock a scarf with the best of then, his clothes were stylish and carefully picked out to layer well, keeping him relatively warm and still looking sexy as hell. But there was more to it than just being passed off as appealing. He was sick of taking a half hour to get dressed every day, and wearing gloves everywhere. So the idea of the beach sounded.... amazing..

Sadly Hokkaido was in the coldest part of the island nation so this plan was actually pretty counter productive but the beach was tied, in his mind, inextricably with the idea of beach time fun.

He wandered into the shop, spotting Youma almost instantly. He wandered over to her with a broad smile. He leaned in behind her whispering into her ear. "you~ma~saan~" He said cheerfully, ducking down so she didn't hit him before moving in front of her and placing his hands on his sides. "You're here for the contest..?" He said glancing to her. "A trip to Hokkaido for you and Seth? Some romantic time alone away from all the other girls he plays around with? Hohoho, how bold!"
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"W-what?!" The girl flustered, straightening herself up after spinning on the spot like a top no thanks to the missed punch. "Haven't I said it enough times already, he's not my boyfriend!" She said, attempting to make herself look as calm and collected as possible, and clearly she was failing badly with that high and sorta panicky voice plus that bright red blushing face of her. "Dammit, it's been going on for half-a-year already, sheesh!" Well can she really blame anyone? The girl hangs around Seth too much, it's just natural people would think that way. The girl folded her arms and turned away with a huff of annoyance, though it didn't take long for her to somehow accept her defeat.

"...Yeah, I'm getting that trip," She said, sighing, turning back to Oliver with a slightly troubled expression on her face. "I sorta missed his birthday last year, and... I just wanna give him something," The girl was unusually quiet and timid as she brought her gloved hands together in front of her. "I dunno... it just seems unfair, after all this time... And I wanna give him something big, see. But, well..." The girl scratched her cheek sheepishly, knowing full well that her wallet barely had any more resources than the already broke Seth, so... she sorta resorted to trying to win something for free.
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Girls were attractive. That was a basic principal of life. Girls of all different sorts that Oliver liked. Smart ones, booky ones, nerdy ones, sexy ones, confident ones. Yeah he was fine with just about anything. There were two kinds of girls he hated. The first were girls that hated him or his type, and the second were tsunderes. Defrosting ice queens was a form of commitment that Oliver simply disliked. It took time and effort, not a single night's heated conquest but a long affair of give and take.

Oh, he could do it. Of course he could. He doubted he would ever meet a second girl he simply couldn't wear down other than Chetri and she was brain washed by an evil super group so he didn't really take that one personally. Yeah, he COULD but that didn't mean he really wanted to.

"Hurrmm..... Your personality is bad and that violent temper is uncute. Not to mention that the way you treat him will only make him and you suffer.." He sighed heavily rubbing his neck. "Even so I suppose I see that you have a cute side. Though I hate tsundere." He said as he walked over and signed them up as a team for the competition. "We'll win, you give your ticket to Seth, I use mine to go too. I spend the weekend picking up chicks, and knowing him... Well.. .He probably spends the weekend getting more girls that follow him around without ever actually getting to the fun bits" He turned to her and grinned broadly.

Seth really was stupid. Sure he had tons of girls but they were all ice queens. Cold or rude or violent. No fun at all. Aki had been good, but then she left town and it seemed like Seth's senses went with her.

"By the way you can jsut say thanks and skip the whole angry face, punch, blush, finally accept bit. Like I said, not wild about tsundere." He said with a cocky shit-eating grin.
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"I didn't know you classify girls by their moe archetypes," The girl couldn't help but snicker, knowing that he was in fact Seth's best friend? Well, that would explain so much. The girl's not specifying what though. "Alright, I'll skip the standard order of procedure and go straight to the thanking," The girl cleared her throat, placing her hands behind her back and said in the sweetest voice she could muster, "Arigato, Oliver~"

"There, see? I can be cute too you know," And the girl dropped off the face immediately after, sporting a teasing smirk on her face. Really though, the girl's violent tendencies seemed to be reserved only for Seth. To anyone else the girl seemed pretty laid back.

Well, whatever. Let's get this show started.
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"Hahaha! I guess so.." He said cheerfully.

THE CONTEST....

"You must rush around the store and collect the items on this list. You each have a hand basket. The group that collects all their items first will be the winner!"

Oliver eyed the list and ripped it in half. "You get this stuff." He said handing it to her. He then pointed to the aisle where she'd start, however before she even had time to turn back around he had already done the 'oliver thing' and vanished.

Eh? Huh? How?

He was up on top of the aisles, sprinting across them with acrobatic precision!

Well maybe that was a bit excessive....

AUGHHHH!!!!!!

A woman flew over Youma's head crashing into the wall. As soon as she approached her aisle she'd see a massive man with a thick beard and large ham sized fists. "I'M GOING TO HOKKAIDO!" He said in a growl as he crouched down, holding out both fists to her.

Eh..? It was a battle?

This.... this is... this is...

a rip off of bento?!?!
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"Ben-To? Oooh, I like that show!" Wait, who are you talking to anyway? And can we at least hold back on making references on shows I haven't even finished watching?! Heck, is this really the time to be talking about that?! "Oh... alright, so... this is like... a treasure hunt... with combat in it," The girl backed off slightly from the gorilla of a man, taking a peek at her list of stuff.

K... k... alright, she can find these--wait wtf what...?

Try not to question the items. "I'll... worry about that later," The girl muttered as she hooked the basket on her arm, giving the gorilla of a man a mocking gesture as though egging him to come at her. Well, she WAS egging him to come charging at her. "Sorry, but I suggest you wait for next year, cuz I'm winning that grand prize,"
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The large man was completely intimidated by the tiny cute adorable little girl in the frilly green dress. She looked like a doll compared to him. He was used to fighting bears! A little girl was nothing! The man rushed forward wielding a Baguette like a sword, coming down with the surprisingly tough bread to crash right into her head!

IT WAS A CLEAVING STRIKE WITH BAKED GOODS!

THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS!
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A real swordsman does not choose their weapons. Even a baguette can work.

So yeah, she took him seriously.

Which is bad for him.

The girl glanced to her side, noticing a baguette right next to her. It would be a shame if she held back on the man, he's such a warrior, fighting to the fullest for the thing he wants. There's no way he can let him down by going easy on him. The girl took a baguette in her hand and-

SLASH!!!

Two silhouette, facing away from each other. Red backdrop. One big man, and one small girl. A short pause. The silhouette of the man then collapses to the ground. The girl gave a huff as she tucked the baguette into her belt. Standard order of procedure, always sheath a sword after use.

But anyway. "Item #1, get~" The girl said cheerfully, picking a box of... something and placing it in her basket, ticking off the first item in her list.
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"BWAHAHAHA! THE VICTORY TODAY WILL GO TO SCIENCE!" Came a loud voiced reply as she tried to approach ingredient #2 A man in a long lab coat and large glasses stood atop the aisle, all around him were defeated foes.

"Knowing that I couldn't defeat musclebound brutes I devised a genius strategy! I CLONED MYSELF! Due to a special loophole in the rules entering four copies of myself is allowed since they are all exact genetic duplicates! USING NUMBERS OVER POWER WE WILL DEFEAT ALL FOES!"

The other three moved forward towards her.

Of course they were all super musclebound monsters that looked nothing like the nerd. Exact copies? Probably not...

Either way they rushed her!!
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"How are they IN ANY WAY exact copies?!" Goddammit, she hate technicalities! Not that she can't really beat all of them at the same time but still.

Oh wait.

Exact copies, huh.

Ufuufuu~ A small understanding smirk crept up her face. As the three musclebound 'clones' rapidly approached her, the girl once again took her stance-

AND DISAPPEARED!

-before reappearing right behind the scientist standing on top of the aisle. Really, you don't mess around with her when it comes to speed. The girl slid the baguette out of her belt, raising it above her head before smashing it down on the scientist's skull, knocking him out completely. AND. Before his 'clones' can do anything else. "Welp, since he entered four EXACT DUPLICATES of himself, technically he's going solo. So if he's knocked out, you guys are eliminated as well~"

Oh cool, he's got some of the stuff in her list.
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"MONGO CREATED TO WIN TRIP TO HOKKAIDO. MONGO LOOSE. MONGO NOW HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE?!"

"BONGO ALSO NO HAVE PURPOSE."

"My dear gentlemen." The third giant clone said supping tea. "Perhaps it is true that in this hour of defeat we find the purpose for which we were created remains unfulfilled. But does this mean our existence as clones was only towards and for that end? Consider if you will the idea that we can and do exist not to meet the ends or desires of our creator but for the purpose of seeking purpose. That existence does not itself need meaning but that meaning is ascribed to it via the individual that exists. Perhaps the fact that you exist is itself reason enough to exist and any further meaning comes from the actions you set yourself toward with that existence."

"Mongo am have existential crisis."

"Bongo also thinking deeply now."

And so the three clones continued a journey of discovery and learning, each eventually mastering the field of Martial Arts, Science, and Literature. Eventually they died with many children and a long life of accomplishment..

~The End~

..Well that's beside the point..

Either way the numbers had thinned out considerably. Now it seemed the only a few were still active..

A rush of sakura petals blew down the aisle as a silhouetted figure moved down the row. He moved down towards the girl slowly. He was in a kimono, and had sharp eyes. He held a baguette over his shoulder. His basket was completely full..

He was surrounded by intense killing intent...

He dashed forward striking one of the remaining contestants and a spray of blood covered the aisle as he collapsed to the ground. "GRRGHH!"

The man sheathed his blade bread and stood across from Youma.

It was clear this would be decided in one blow...

Wait how did he draw blood with bread?!
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Well if you can get a cut from a piece of paper then that shouldn't be too impossible, right?

But... well. Damn. After all that ridiculousness from before it looks like she finally met someone who's serious about winning that trip to Hokkaido. For whatever reason. Myon... that's one heck of a killer intent... the girl's confident grin that had been on her face since the start of the thread contest faltered slightly as she faced the other swordsman down the aisle. Sakura petals blowing across them even though it's winter, wind whipping her hair and waves crashing powerfully on the cliff, making the whole scene undeniably poetic.

She has to question about all these special effects later.

No more question. It's one thing when one swordsman is facing a generic fighter, but it's a special case when a swordsman is facing another swordsman. The pride of swordsmen are at stake. It's blade bread versus blade bread. One blow was all that's needed.

And she's making that one blow.

The girl turned sideways, shifting one of her leg forward slightly. With her eyes unwavering from the other swordsman in the kimono her hand moved to her waist. The girl closed her hand around the air and--FLASH!!!

...Wait why the eff--she's swinging down an oversized scabbard down his head!

She uh... did it out of reflex. Not intentional. At all.
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The two passed each other in mid air. Landing on opposite ends of the aisle.....

There was silence. The man rose, standing up straight. "I see.." He said calmly. "It was my loss." He then errupted into a fountain of blood that painted the entire area around him. His blade bread shattering and he fell into a pool of his own blood.

The final ingredient was hers.

The samurai went on to live a fulfilling life as a used car salesman.

~The end~

Either way Youma made it to the front she found a rather large surprise... Four teams had beaten her. However lucky for them the contest had two parts. "Now it's time.... for the final part of the contest!" He said eagerly. "Using the ingredients you gathered you must prepare a meal!"

Oliver sighed and rolled up his sleeves. "Sounds easy.."

"However!" The man interrupted. "While one group member cooks the other groups will try to sabotage your meal!"

"WHAT KIND OF SUPERMARKET IS THIS?!"

"ROUND TWO, PLANNING PHASE BEGINS NOW!"
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Dude just echoed her thought. But well, in any case the girl had little to no doubt about winning this contest. She doesn't know about him but one thing's for sure the girl's very confident of her cooking skill, she cook while holding off the other teams from sabotaging them with her feet! Hey, she makes bento for Seth every single day! Of course, the entire kitchen blew up in the process but the result was still good, right! She seriously doesn't know why he kept going to the bathroom every time after eating her meal sounding like a constipated man...

But whatever! "Hmhmm, it doesn't matter what they throw at us, there's no way they can win," The half-phantom said confidently with a grin, pushing up an imaginary pair of glasses. The girl grabbed an apron and wrapped it around herself, tying the string behind her in a small butterfly knot. She picked up the knife, twirling it skillfully in her hand as she turned to Oliver. "I'll cook, alright? Don't underestimate my cutting skill!"

Yeeaah... honestly, that's the only thing in the kitchen that she's good at.
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