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Crazy meets Crazy
Topic Started: Dec 2 2011, 03:43 PM (846 Views)
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         "Oh? So Indiana Jones is a fictional character? Never knew that, so who's Harrison Ford?"Said the witch, "Movies? You mean those aren't documentaries? And aren't the Nazis bad guys whom surrendered to the Neurois?" Said the puzzled girl.
         " El Dorado? What's that?"Said in her usual blank look.

         "Well, because it is impossible for humanity to fight against each other, why would nations of the world do such a thing?" The witch smile innocently and merrily at the other girl, "What really happened was alien invasion on our planet, causing the mass lost of human lives and national damage, the world governments came up with WW2 only because they don't want the existence of witches to be made known to later generations, cos men don't want girls around the world to continue walking around in our panties."
Edited by Kounoko, Dec 9 2011, 12:55 AM.
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"Harrison Ford is the guy who pretends he's Indiana Jones in the movies." Celia explains "And no, Indiana Jones aren't documentaries. The movies are a bunch of people pretending their other people, doing things that never happened in real life, for the sake of entertaining people. And, yeah, the Nazis are the bad guys."

Then the nearby girl showed even more insanity. Really? She didn't understand war? This just had to be fate, trying to show her than there were people with even more screws loose than herself.

"Well, for land, for money, for freedom if the ruler is a real jerk, because of a very bad insult between rulers." she explained, not joking about the last one. Wars had started because one ruler gravely insulted another, or their people.

And then what is perhaps the most ridiculous statement. Men not wanting to see girls running around in their panties? Either that, or the so-called 'world government' was the biggest bunch of prudes in the history of the universe. Oh come on, that was insane! If that statement pertained at all to the content of those anime DVDs, then Celia was so watching them later. Celia sorta swung both ways.
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         "Oh." Exclaimed TB, "So I didn't met Indiana Jones? But... but he did sign his autograph when I said 'Can I you’re your autograph, Mr. Indiana Jones.' Isn't that strange." She said as she looked at her notebook, "See, here's his 'Indiana Jones' autograph."
         Well, like I said, her English is really horrible.
         "Hmmm... if what you say is true, why would he still be pretending he's Indiana Jones outside this... this thing call a movie? And speaking about it, a bunch of people pretending hey are other people, doing things that never happened in real life, for the sake of entertaining people? Hmmm... what an innovative idea, why hasn't anyone think of that? This movie idea is really interesting, I wonder if there are other movies besides Indiana Jones." She ponder, "You know, to me, documentaries are already interesting enough, like that one on some intergalactic political struggle far away, there's even someone whom looked just like Indiana Jones in that documentary, you know. Some space transporter with an ape working for him. I wonder if you have watched that documentary before. Don't you think is amazing that people can actually be entertained by watching people pretending to be other people? That's really hard to believe. I mean, just who on Earth would find entertainment in such a thing?"

         Then she listen to the other girl's lecture on war.
         "Are you sure?" The girl seems amazed. "That sounds stupid! Why would anybody want to fight for petty things like land and money when we are facing far more serious treats like aliens and demons? And also, since when do nations have jerks that would limit the freedom of the people as leaders? Come on, other then over here in Fuso, world leaders are elected, the people voted for them! Even here in Fuso where the Emperor is not voted, the prime minister is also elected!" The girl continued, "And I am sure no one would risk human lives just because of some childish insults! I mean, the real world can't be that bad, it's not like those crazy war novel that tries to explore the non-existing dark side of human nature, right?" And smiled.
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"You misread it, he wrote 'Harrison Ford'." she explains "You probably misread it because it's written in English."

"Actually a lot of movies like that, like 'Star Wars'. Actually, if your theory on the alien war thing is wrong, then that would be what the 'Strike Witches' thing is. And most people are actually entertained by that." she pointed out. She figured that there was no way she'd be able to tell her otherwise.

"People can have a dark side. In your 'documentary', did the witches ever do something rude or mean spirited to one another? That's a dark side, even if it's just a tiny one. And sometimes, someone people will debate who is doing the right thing, and who's wrong." she told her "For example, I see no problem with my treasure hunts. But some people think it's stealing, even though I think it counts as abandoned, after the last person to owns it is dead for hundreds of years, and nobody's come to claim it. Right?"
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         "What? So this reads 'Harrison Ford'' instead of 'Indiana Jones'? Oh my." The girl said, looking rather astonished, "Well, just my luck for not knowing Britannian. By the way, what's 'English'?" The witch asked, apparently she has no idea that what she just called 'Britannian' is known to every single other person in this world as 'English'.
         "Star Wars?" TB asked, "That name sure sounds familiar before, just where have I heard it?" She ponder, "So people find these entertaining? Amazing!"

         "Well, the witches are from different country and do bicker with each other sometimes, like what used to always happen between Gertrud and Charlotte, and what Perrine does to Yoshika at the start, but deep down in their heart, they all care for each other." The witch smiled, "After all, all of humanity is just one big family! We should all love and help one another."

         "Well, I would agree with you," TB commented at Celia's remarked on other people's perception on her treasure-hunting, "If Indiana Jones does it, it must be something good and not bad." And give her signature angel like smile again.
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"Actually, English is what 'Britannian' is called by most people. You see, a long time ago, there were three countries, England, Scotland, and Wales. They shared the island where Britain is now, and England was the most powerful of them. So they decided to come together to be Britain. England was the most powerful, so the language that became the official one was English. However, all the books and stuff used the word 'English', plus people were used to calling it English. So they decided to keep calling it English, since changing all that stuff and getting used to it again would have been really, really inconvenient." Celia explained.

She was happy that the girl didn't see what she was doing as wrong. Of course, the girl wasn't the moral authority, but it was better than having someone else berating her. She should also try to avoid majorly changing the girl's mind... it seemed to be fruitless. Still, small facts like the one she just mentioned, it might work.

"Trust me, I know a lot about history. You know how some people like to draw on everyone else's walls, even though the police say it's rude and you're not supposed to to? The ancients liked to write a lot about that kind of stuff on their walls, and nobody had a problem with it. I've learned to read a lot of them, I kinda pick up languages quickly. Plus, you have to read a lot of history things to be a good treasure hunter." she explained.
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         "Oh! That's right!" Said TB with an enlighten look on her face as she pounds her left fists on top of her right hand, " I remember now! In order to make it more believable, world nations have been renamed into all these funny names that Gertrud came up with for the fictional counterpart of the world's nations in her war novel! And people were all brain wash to forgot the real name of their nation!" Enlighten look doesn't means true enlightenment.

         "Wow, treasure hunting sounds cool." She commented, "Anyway, have to go now, see you another day. Bye." And then she flies away.

         Just seconds after that, the roof door opened, and out came a rather tall girl.
         "What a boring day, wouldn't it be nice if I can go find some deserted building to burn down or something?" She commented as she walks in, and notices Celia,"Hi, we met again, how's life?" She asked the girl whom she shares the same class with in homeroom, gym and cooking.

         " I see you met my friend Thianbang." The Chinese girl commented after noticing the two sets of Strike Witches DVD and the book on WW2. "So she’s been telling you her dumb crazy ideas?"
         Yes, the other dream has arrived, the evil one.
Edited by Kounoko, Dec 10 2011, 03:12 AM.
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Celia sighs.

"Oh hey, yeah I met her." she mentioned "... I think she's crazier than I am... and I'm a treasure huntress with a fondness for smoke bombs."

She takes a deep breath. She wasn't tired out from that simply because of what exactly it took for her to be tired out.

"Wait, why am I reading this while everyone else is awake?" she thought, remembering her own lack of need for sleep.
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         "So, any interesting thing?" Said Zhimeng as she sit down and starts reading a book, 'Mein Kampf'. "A great man, what a pity both his allies are idiots, especially the Japanese, the war would have been won if they just hasn't chosen to attack us instead of combing force with him to take down the stinking Soviet." She commented on the book's writer."All the Jews would have been killed and China would had never fall to Marx-Leninist Heretic hands if the Japanese hasn't attacked us and we had joined the Axis instead of the Allies." She commented.
         Well, like I said a lot of times, this girl is evil.
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Celia gets a good look at the title, after she said that. Wait, was she sitting next to some sort of Nazi girl?

"Wait... Hitler was sorta... genocidal... he wasn't such a great person." she pointed out, a bit stunned.

"And once again... the crazy girl is playing the only sane person on the rooftop." she thought "At least the last girl wasn't evil..."
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         "In wars, people die, genocide can be good or bad, depending who you use it against." Was Zhimeng's reply, " If you use it on someone whom had done nothing wrong, and may in fact, have done good to you in the past, now that's horrible. But, if you use it against the biggest bunch of greedy parasites that had ever exist in humanity, then that's great! Right?"
         She then sighs, "Ah! Wouldn't it be great if Japanese hadn't invaded China, and we had joined the Axis? If that happened we could had worked together to kill all the Jews and all the Marxist-Leninist Heretics. How silly of Japan then, we could had join forces against the Jews and Marxist-Leninist Cultists, and rule Asia together after we win, but they had to screw up and attacked us, and now the evil, greedy Jews are in control of the world's financial systems, and China is under Marxist-Leninist Heretic rule. Ah! What can be worse then this?" She complained.
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Celia just listened. Absolutely shocked. The last girl was crazy. She completely denied the existence of World War II... except as a work of fiction. This one... was completely evil.

"... First Japan did technically join the Axis. They just didn't do anything really in Europe." she stated.

"Second, the whole 'Jew Conspiracy' thing is just an old as dirt conspiracy theory. It's just... augh. It's a conspiracy theory." she sighs "I can agree with you on not liking communism though. But still, everything is not a conspiracy."

She was a treasure huntress, not a conspiracy theorist. Crazy, but it appears fate had decided to show her that there were people who were genuinely more insane than her.
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         "I know Japan did joined the Axis, I was taking about my home country, China." Zhimeng explained, "We were having a good relationship with Germany at that time, if Japan, being part of the Axis hasn't invaded us, we wouldn't have joined up with them against the Jews and the Marx-Leninist Heretics! What a waste, Japan and China shared so much history and culture in common, if only we hadn't fought against each other but aided Germany in the quest to destroy Soviet together, things will be great! The Axis would have won! And China will never be controlled by that bloody asshole of a moron Mao ZeDong!" The girl continue her speech of pure evil.

         "There are many Conspiracies in that are just theories, such as all the nonsense Thianbang believes in, total groundless rubbishes, but Jew Conspiracy? Nope, it aren't a theory, it's a fact." The girl starting her Antisemitic sermon again, "The poor Canaanites, they were decent people living in their homeland, and these bloody asshole murdered them all, to kill a Jew is an act of justice to avenge the ancient Canaanites! If only Holocaust has continued, all the Jews in the world would have been exterminated, and justice would have been brought to the world! Hope that one day, another force of justice will rise against these parasites, and complete the great Holocaust, and let not one Jew walk the surface of this planet ever again." And with that, she gives a cheerful and happy smiled. "Wouldn't that be great?"
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"What's past is past. That was thousands of years ago, Empires built up, Empires fell. People change... peoples change." she told her.

"Dang! That was a good! I've GOT to remember that one!" she thought. The whole wise sounding saying was a one off thing, possibly brought on by the fact that she was the closest thing to a sane person on the rooftop right now, something she in no way was.

Really, she was starting to think that the proper resolution to this situation was to punch Little Miss Nazi upside the face for being quite possibly evil. But she didn't have any proof she was evil, rather than just a Grade A Megajerk. So she didn't.
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         "Well, I agree, past is past, but these parasites are still as greedy, lazy and selfish as they were thousands of years ago, look what they did to Japan economy 20 over years back and what they cause to the US economy just 3 years ago?" Zhimeng continued, feeling rather bored by the other girl's rather mild reactions, normally, other people would have sent a punch to her face by now.

         "Anyway, it's a wonderful day isn't it?" So she decided to change the topic, "How about we use this can of Prank Arson Solution to set fake fire to someone's place? It would be fun to watch some idiots panic for nothing." She said, as she took out a can of her Prank Arson solution.

         Printed in big, bright-red words, "Prank Arson Solution " on it's container, with the words, "Scare the living daylights out of your dumb little buddies." in smaller subtitles.
         Basically, a special chemical compound that have an ignition point of 50 degrees and a burning point of 80 degrees, but gives off smoke and bright lights just like a real flame. Being originally developed by fire fighters to use for training their new recruits, it has found it ways to the hands of pranksters and trolls to make fun of people.

         "Sounds good?" The oni-like girl gives an angel-like smile while making an imp-like suggestion.
Edited by Kounoko, Dec 11 2011, 02:37 AM.
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