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Silly letters; Leave all sensibilities at the door
Topic Started: Jul 3 2011, 10:42 AM (464 Views)
Jonny
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Basically, take a character of your choice, and use the following format (in the spoiler) to send them a message. The numbers (and their various results) will affect how the message turns out. Some of these might make sense, whilst others might involve elephants and earslobes.

Enjoy!

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Nickle
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Oh dear lord....this what I get for not reading it all the way through.

Oh well, I typed it, so I may as well stick with it. Forgive me Chizu XO

This is what I get for having Vodka as my favorite drink. >>

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Dear Chizu,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you’re a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock draw in your closet and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you should stop picking your nose.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore

Nickle
Edited by Nickle, Jul 3 2011, 12:00 PM.
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Lawman
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Lavender: Forgive me, Terado...


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Dear Terado,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.

Please don’t hurt me.

Lavender
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Sybilus
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Gawd, this is terrible.

Kaede: ;_; I didn't mean any of these!

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Dear Damon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub In your apartment and I saw you Sit on My father. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That we’re related. I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and You should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Love always,
Kaede
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Captain
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Damon: This is 14 kinds of wrong and the person who invented it should be shot!

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Dear Kaede,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My father. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and You ruined my attempts at another world war..
With tears of sadness, Damon
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Jonny: Lies! Lies and slander!

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Dear Yuki, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in your car and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow.
Jonny.
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Fin
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One does not simply eat one packet of mee goreng
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Dear Leo, Oliver, Selene, Jonny, Yuki, Meglumar, Robyn, Crow, Katy, Meglumar *putting it in later*

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your car and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should know that I mocked you behind your back and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Love always.


Seth: "O...oi... this is a bit too much for a prank, you know..."

V: "Aa... yea, I think I went too far..."

Youma: *peeks over shoulder and reads* "...HEEEEEHH??? GOTT, DAMMIT MAN, YOU'RE WORSE THAN A HUMAN!!!"

Seth: "UWAH!!! WAIT, YOU GOT IT ALL WRO-"

BAAAMMM!!!!

Fin: Shuddup :3
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Apology accepted. It took me a while to realize that you used Nickle's name for the last two, though.

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Dear Nickle (or Meglumar),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession about the moose poaching and your cucumber fetishism is weird.

With tears of sadness,

Chizu (or Star)


Also:

Spain - With tears of sadness
Italy - Please don't lick my inner thighs anymore???

Now what does that say about your country? :-/
Edited by Chizu, Jul 3 2011, 07:56 PM.
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Kaloo
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Look at his little dance
Yes. I made the right call arbitrarily choosing Hiro for this.

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Dear Hiro
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass Under a street light and I saw you Carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That I may pee my pants. I'm returning Your to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go drown yourself
Erin
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Jonny
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Doctor: Oh dear...

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Dear Fuu, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump under the bus and I saw you pull the clothes off my boyfriend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Kiss my butt.
The Doctor.


(Anything like the food question were done with the 'second place' option, to allow for further difference xD)
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Kounoko
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Lav is so gonna to kill Zm for this XD
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Dear Commander Lavender Sama~
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your closet and I saw you knock out my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your sucide note as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. and you should stop picking your nose.

You make me sick
Your student Xia Zhimeng.
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Trace
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Anything less would be uncivilized.
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Dear Taiyou,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear at the Elton John concert and I saw you carve your initials into my boyfriend. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and our friendship is ruined.

Please don’t hurt me.
Daimos


Frighteningly enough, I can see a string of coherency in this.
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Lelil
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Born with a heart broken from the start
IT'S ALIVEEEEEE~~ !!

*necromancer mode*


Cyp! This is for youuu and Deuuus~~ XD


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Dear Deus,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and You ruined my attempts at another world war..

Best of luck on the sex change,
Emiko
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