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Silk and Grease. Baaad.; CLOSED
Topic Started: Apr 5 2011, 03:31 AM (324 Views)
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Crowded, it was at the mall. Not that he really cares about it, though. He just felt like commenting on the general situation while walking with a bag full of burgers in his arm, and one in his other hand, and at the same time in his mouth. He bit off a mouthful of it, savoring the juicy greasiness of the meat, the fluffy and chewy bun, the blazing red hot chili sauce, the, the... whatever it's called.

Anyhow, he's not here just because he himself was craving for some burgers. Really, there are a whole lot better stands and outlets outside the mall for some more high-quality burgers. Nah, he's really just here to take a look at some spots where he could get his hoodies fixed. Or maybe buy some new ones. It's really unbelievable how much his entire collection of hoodies have been whittled away the moment he stepped into this city.

...Of course, he could have bought some if it wasn't for the fact that he had wasted his money on burgers...

Well, he could still go window shopping. It's a good idea to keep tab of what each shop sells and how much they cost, so that he doesn't have to waste his time running around looking for a place that sells the best of goods at the cheapest of prices. One store, in particular, caught his attention. Or rather, the hoodies in sale, that caught his attention. His eyes glinted (in a strangely ominous manner) as he turned on his heel and steered himself into the clothing store. He was pretty sure foods were not allowed, but what the heckheh?

Huurrmm? What's she doing here~? A sly grin cracked on his face.
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The women behind the counter of this trendy Japanese clothing store couldn't help but cower slightly behind the counter, whispering hesitantly in each others ears as they observed the patron who had been angrily browsing for the past ten minutes. They had attempted to help, but appeared incapable of communicating with the foreigner. Every time they tried to explain what a mesh doleman top was or how zipper pants worked she only seemed to become more confused and enraged. They'd since taken to simply waiting until she finished and leave, but Aki had no intention of leaving until she figured this thing out!

"I...I don't get it!" She cried out in frustration, holding her head in her hands as she observed a mannequin in a pair of tight black leggings and a grayish drape neck top with a matching layering tank and pearl white heels. Taking a deep breath, she eyed the mannequin narrowly before nodding defiantly. This wasn't going to beat her that easily! Grabbing the pieces off the rack Aki made a beeline for the dressing room, the two women behind the counter suddenly shouting words of encouragement. It was a pretty cute outfit after all, maybe there was some hope they wouldn't be killed or have their business destroyed after all!

A moment later Aki emerged, strutting out to the middle of the store in her cute heels, drape neck swaying with each swing of her hip. She was blushing, a nervous frown on her face as the two ladies gasped suddenly with smiles appearing across theirs. "I-Is it really okay?" Aki said, looking down at her gangly legs in those tight leggings. It was certainly more modern than she was used to, but the sales ladies continued to tell her how cute it looked on her before one of them mentioned...

"Your boyfriend will really like it!" Aki suddenly opened her eyes wide and blushed as she crossed her arms over her new top. Seth would...like this sort of thing, right? Was it the only way she'd ever get him to look at her? That was...Aki wasn't sure how she felt about that, but part of it really pissed her off! Argh, being a girl was so goddamn stupid! Spinning around, she began marching towards the entrance of the store before the two women began shouting about her paying for all that stuff. Thoroughly annoyed, Aki grabbed the collar of her top, about to rip it off so they could take the stupid thing back before her eyes suddenly caught sight of someone staring at her from outside the store.

That hoodie...What the hell was he doing here?
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The sly grin evolved fast to a snicker, his eyes squinting dangerously in a gleeful manner as he recalled the moment back at the school. He was hoping for a chance to get the game on, and who would have thought he'd get it right here, right now? And in such a situation too! Could he be any luckier than today? Come to think of it, what's her name? He was pretty sure it was mentioned last time...

Well, whatever, he can get that info from someone else later on, he thought, as he began to take a step into the shop--"So, who're you showing off to?"

Oh dear, when the hell did he get behind her? If we were to check the distance from the front door to where she was standing, it was a good twenty meters away. Anyone with normal human abilities wouldn't have been able to cover such a distance in such a short while. But him, he didn't look like he had even taken a step, and he's already behind her, complete with the sly grin on his face and a devilish thought in his mind. It's magic, it's Izumi River being Izumi River. Mwaha.
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Aki's snarl turned upside down suddenly as her whole body went starkly stiff. Her muscles tightened in surprise, suddenly hearing (and feeling) the presence behind her. He was like a rat, a really fast, really greasy rat. Spinning around awkwardly in her heels, she attempted to maintain an angry snarl through her embarrassed expression. "I-I'm not dressed up for anyone you moron!" She barked, feeling slightly exposed and trying to cover up her figure with her hands. Why the hell should he care anyway? Aki certainly wasn't dressed up for him.

"Didn't you get enough the last time I stomped your ass?" She said poignantly, stomping her heeled foot against the floor. Guys like him just annoyed the hell out of her, couldn't he take a damn hint? It's not like she'd intentionally antagonized him in the first place. "Besides, you don't see anyone else here do you? I'm just...eh...shopping..." Aki felt herself deflating slightly as she looked at her outfit again. Yeah, she really looked like the type to wear something like this. "A-anyway, it's none of your business..."
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"Boo. You're boring," He said, making a fox-impression as he rested his hands behind his back. "It's my business because I suddenly found my best friend playing dress-up in a clothing store," He gave a small smirk as he eyed her from head to toe, simply for the enjoyment of seeing her getting all frustrated and flustered. Oh dear, this is certainly a whole lot more fun than the game he's usually involved in. Of course, it's not just a matter of seeing other people break down. It's also the enjoyment of being able to wrench out the hidden side of human beings that they never ever ever want others to see. ...So that counts as mental breakdown as well.

"Oh, also," He dropped his grin, taking the most serious looking nonchalant face he could muster. "I think that someone you're referring to i over there," He said, pointing at a spot somewhere behind her. Of course, there was no one there besides some random people walking about doing their thing, but she doesn't know that.
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Aki smirked and folded her arms haughtily as she thrust her nose into the air. It was pretty obvious to her this guy didn't REALLY have anything on her. "Best friend huh?" She said with a laughing snort. "I guess you must not get around much if you're only friend is the girl who kicked your ass one time. Sorry if you don't find me shopping to be all that super interesting, I sure as hell ain't doin' it for you." The thought made her skin crawl and it was pretty obvious this guy wouldn't care, no, didn't care about her regardless of what she wore. Which...was a bad thing, right? Ugh, what was that feeling just then...

Her sudden nausea was put on the back burner as he suddenly pointed behind her, apparently knowing full well what she'd come here for from the start. Aki felt her face heat up, covering her body with her arms as she spun around with frightful speed. "S-Seth is here?? What the hell is he doing here, I made sure he'd be somewhere else today!" Her eyes frantically scanned the crowds of people walking around outside but she didn't so much as feel her eyes run over any familiar people. Did he just...oh so uncool! Aki spun back around to face River with a seriously pissed off (if still lightly blushing) expression.

"I bet you think you're pretty damn smart picking on a girl like that!" She barked. Hah, girl, that was a joke. "I should kick your ass right here and now!" The two women behind the counter shook their hands and heads, attempting to wave her away from the notion of ripping apart their store. Why did these kinds of people always end up in their shops?
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Bingo~

That reaction was an irrefutable proof. It's amazing how something so simple could get such an impressive result. All this time it had been nothing but speculations and suspicions, but now he could be sure as hell that this is going to be a real game that he's going to be able to enjoy for a very very long time. Until he gets tired of it, of course. Not to mention, she sure gave a whole lot of information by falling for that trick. "Aaah~ So his name is Seth, yeah," He said, nodding in mock understanding, giving a thoughtful humph. "I see, I see. So you were trying to impress him. I should've thought about that, how stupid of me,"

Then without warning he burst out laughing like a maniac, doubling over at the sheer hilarity of the situation. "BAAAAHAHHAHHAAHAAHAHAA!!!" He couldn't help it. He just had to let it all out. Tears welled up inside his eyes and his voice grew hoarse from the overextended roar of happiness. "Oh dear... oh man, that was golden..." Cough. "Ah-hum... urgh... hahhaaahhhh.... Oh, dear, you're killing me, you know that," He took a deep breath to calm himself down, did a little stretching to get the excess oomph of hilarity out of him, before turning over to her once again, still forcing down a grin as he took a more serious looking face. "But still, you think he's into tomboys? Cuz I don't think he is,"
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"Oh I'm not killing you yet, kid. You'll know when I'm killing you!" Aki snarled, reaching to grab him by the collar. Just who did this punk think she was? He's either insanely overconfident or just plain dumb if he didn't think she could kick his ass, she'd done it once before and had pretty few qualms about doing it again, even in heels. Moreover to think he could get away with laughing at her. Ugh, he just wanted to piss her off, there was no point in getting all worked up since he obviously didn't have anything to back up with his boasting. "Tch." Aki pushed him back out of her grasp, wiping her hands off on each other casually. She sure as hell wasn't going to let this punk get her goat.

Whatever the hell that meant. "And I already told you I ain't trying to impress anybody so just drop it before I really lose my cool." Aki wondered for a moment if she was even capable of ending a sentence without a threat. She probably came off pretty brutish sometimes...That had to make him feel pretty awkward around her. She had beat him up a fair number of times. Pretty shitty way to make a first impression. Aki cast her eyes slightly downward as River continued, looking less sad and more...thoughtful, maybe even hurt. "Like I don't already know that, idiot..." She murmured quietly. He was just screwing with her if he already understood why she was here and what she was trying to accomplish.

"What kind of guy would like some two-fisted, over-muscled thug that could barely pass for a girl...?" Just thinking about it made Aki want to punch something, which of course was her problem in the first place. Ugh, it was all so stupid! And she STILL hadn't told him about the worst part of it. If he had any idea about her abilities...God and he thought having V inside him was bad. "It's not any of your problem anyhow." Aki said snidely, crinkling her nose at him. The last thing she needed right now was more of his pointless chiding.
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Ridiculousness washed over him as he face-palmed himself, not expecting the half-expected reaction to really happen. He had expected her to go mad at him, but her going all sulky and moody like that was not within his calculation. While that only goes to further prove his hypothesis it was redundant, because he had all the proofs that he needs. Sliding his hand down his face he counter-barked at her downcast figure, "What the hell are you talking about, it IS my problem! I have taken to messing around with you because it's an enjoyment for me! What the hell am I supposed to laugh at if you go around moping like that?" He scratched his head, sighing in great annoyance. "Haaah, you're reaaaally ruining things for me, you know that,"

He brought his hand behind his back, scratching it through his hood. Quite honestly he had never really known that kid well enough to know what sort of a person he is. But really what does that matter to him? All he wanted was some good laugh at how things would work itself out from here, while he butts in every now and then. In the end it's the outcome that matters, and he really wanted to see some highly satisfactory ones rather than just sad gloomy ending and all. "Tcheeeh, you're boring, giving up like that just because of some groundless assumption,"
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Aki felt her fists and biceps tighten as her lip curled into a thoroughly irritated scowl. If this kid wanted to bug her so badly he'd take to invading her personal life, stalking her, mocking her openly in a public setting and then say she was BORING when she tried to actually be nice and give him like, what, THREE chances to walk away? Then that was about was much time and effort she was willing to put in to playing softball. "Tell ya what, punk I'll give you about twenty-four reasons for you to not be bored for the next six months, how'd ya like that?" She said, turning on him with a raised fist.

"That'd be one for every rib of yours I'm about to bust up, sound good?" Her body began to glow with a faint wheat-colored aura, the women behind the counter shrinking ever more behind the desk. For them this would surely be nothing but trouble of the highest caliber. "I ain't given up on nothing or nobody cause I ain't goin' after anything and I was real tired of you before you even showed up so let's see what you think of two-fisted, over-muscled thugs that barely pass for girls." Aki raised a fist and under her breath whispered "Chi, you little punk.." Which did not end particularly well for her.

Aki immediately felt herself drop about four inches as the expensive heels on her feet snapped like twigs under the sudden increase in weight. Caught by surprise her fist swung wide with her body barreling back at River like a five-hundred bowling ball in a cute, cowl-neck top.
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He knows what would happen when her body glowed like that, he knows that his six months demise in the hospital fate is quite sealed. However what he doesn't know is the unexpected shot-term future that happened right in front of him in the form of a, to use the aforementioned impression, bowling ball in a cute cowl-neck top. Luckily for him being battle-ready all the time meant that he was able to sidestep out of her way, avoiding himself from being turned to a flat human-shaped pancake, watching in awe as the girl spectacularly fell flat on her face.

He was at loss for words. This is ridiculous, it's just not fun anymore. Being the one who messes up other people's life is fine with him but right now she's just making a fool of herself. "...That's just pitiful," He relaxed his senses, crossing his arms and giving a sigh, somehow feeling sorry at the downed dragon in front of him. Sure, seeing people in trouble is his daily cup of tea, but this is just too bitter to be his cup of coffee. Uh. Tea. Whatever. Just for the sake of it he held out his hand, and said something in a tone that was neither annoyed nor scoffing. Just plain, neutral. "I dunno how you look at it, but there's no doubt you're a girl. Only an idiot would think otherwise,"
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