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Roomate Blues; Semi-Open [Ask me or fin to join]
Topic Started: Jan 5 2011, 05:00 AM (1,066 Views)
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" Underwear! Its everywhere!!" Crow yelled as he flung underwear across the room, it seemed as if Fuu living with him was starting to take its toll on his mind. He grunted as he threw another pair of Fuu's underwear into a hamper.

" What does she do? Try on different underwear before she leaves?! Gah! And on top of that her living with me is starting to cost a fortune! I have to do something fast!...Jameson I swear you better come back, and soon!" Crow yelled out loud, as his voice boomed down the hall. He wasn't upset, as much as he was frustrated. But to be honest to him, it was good for him, to have someone to talk too, and cook for, although he wished it didn't cost him 10% of the DOW's yearly earnings to have company.

" That's it! I'm gonna burn this dorm down!" He said in a fit of rage as he stormed through the room, cleaning up the mess, that was partly his too, although he would never admit it.

Crow groaned as he continued to clean, but as he did, he knocked over a small picture frame, that sat on the small desk near the window. He grunted as he kneeled down, picking the picture up, gazing at it with a soft expression. His eyes locked onto the people in it. The picture was of Him, Hitomi, and Fong, on Crow's first week of training. They all seemed to be happy, although Fong seemed to be more interested in Hitomi's skirt. A small smirk appeared on the spikey haired youth's face as he slightly leaned his head to the side, as if to get a better look.
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"What in the name of..."

V stood frozen at the doorway, the bag of groceries that was once in his hand dropped to the ground, spilling its contents everywhere. He glanced around, taking in the scene of what what appeared to be a sea of underwear. "Crow... you..." He raised a shivering hand, pointing at Crow with a look of disbelief. "Are an idiot," He placed his hands to his sides, a sudden fiery passion burning in his eyes, with towers of flames as the epic background picture. "What is with such taste? Is this what you call true passion?! If you are really passionate about underwear..." He placed his hands to his back, as though attempting to pull out something out of nowhere. "YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT TH-"

BBAAAAAGNG!!!!

In such suddenness V banged his own head at the metallic side of the doorway, instantly knocking him out. Well, rather than it actually being him, it was Seth who banged his own head on the wall. Usually V would have returned control right before the impact, but this time he couldn't react fast enough. Ending up with V being unconscious for the first time in his life. The body staggered about for a few seconds, before it slowly gained footing. The head raised itself slowly, the big lump being rubbed by one of its hand. "In the end I'd still feel it..." Seth muttered, his eyes watery from the pain.

"But still... What's with all the underwear?"
He said, staring around with annoyance.
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Crow quickly put the picture down as Seth walked into the room, his eyes scanning the boy as he seemed to be stunned by the sight in front of him, to be honest Crow didn't know what to say, or how he could explain this situation to someone, but he would make sure that no one but Jameson would know why Fuu was staying with him.

" Its not my fault Seth, its just that..." He was cut off by the young man as he seemed to hit his head against the door. Well it would seem as if Seth was still the same, but then again Crow thought back on the V person Seth is always talking to. Damn this kid had issues, but at least he wasn't paying a fortune for someone he wasn't sleeping with, so in Crow's mind he wasn't that crazy.

" Well I'm going to guess that your Seth now, seeing as Seth wouldn't want to show me his underwear....unless your gay? Which is cool, but that means keep a safe distance ok? But then again Seth couldn't be gay, I mean he spends all his time with Aki." Crow stated out loud as he seemed to be thinking on the situation, not really caring how he sounded.

" Ah this mess. It isn't my fault. Its my current guest....she has a habit of leaving these everywhere.... Its not bad enough she spends my money, but she dirty's my room....ya know I haven't seen my credit card in two days?" Crow stated as he got back to cleaning up the small mess.
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"No, I don't showcase my underwear in public and I'm most definitely not a gay," He replied to all of Crow's monologue, but ignored his comment on Aki. Well, they hadn't seen each other THAT much. ... Right...

"Don't tell me you've been stealing these again," He said, as he gingerly picked up one of the collection of underwear before chucking it on Crow's bed. Why is it that he keeps on seeing underwear these days? Only yesterday he had a pair of swimmers smuggled into his room (which lost him tons of valuable sleep time). And now he's pretty much walking ankle-deep in a sew of underwear. What is it with underwear these days, huh?!

Sigh.

He kicked aside some of it, making his way closer to the desk next to Crow. Not sure why he chose to go in instead of simply taking his daily grocery and head straight back to his room. But one thing's for sure, something on the table attracted his attention. Namely the picture frame, showing Crow himself, a beautiful looking young girl and an old man who was more interested in something else than looking good on the camera. Intrigued, he picked the picture up to get a closer look at it, saying, "Are these your family, Crow?" Strange. He never mentioned anything about them.

But then again, he never told anything about his family either.
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" Yea you can't be gay...I'm like 90% sure your banging Aki." Crow stated bluntly as he stopped cleaning Fuu's mess. Was this what is was like living with a woman? Cleaning up after her as if she was a child? Nah! This was just what it was like living with Fuu.

" I'm not stealing anything! These are Fuu's and she has tons of them stored in her boobs! Dude its stunning! And not in the good way." Crow yelled in slight anger as he mad his way across the room to the couch as he sat down, watching Seth move to his desk picking up the picture he was looking at earlier. If Seth paid attention he would notice words written on the outside of the frame that read 'You looked happy in this picture Kuro-Kun ya!'. Crow sighed as he turned away from Seth, looking towards the wall.

" Your partly right...that was the closet thing I had to a family for a long time. That's my former Pyromancer teacher Master Fong. And the girl was my girlfriend Hitomi." His voice spoke in a somber tone as he relaxed, his eyes reveling that he was deep in thought on something.

" But I guess Jameson, and the rest of you are my family now..." He said as he looked back towards Seth. What he spoke was the truth. The WDA was like a family to him, even if they where a little odd.
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"Yea you can't be gay...I'm like 90% sure your banging Aki."

WHAM.

Out of nowhere a fist came out connecting itself right at Crow's face. It wasn't the usual super-powered punch, as V's now unconscious, but it was strong enough to leave a mark. Namely a broken nose. The owner of the fist kept his eyes on the picture, seemingly unperturbed by his comment. Though, looking closer, they could see his face sporting the look of annoyance and was slightly red from embarrassment.

What about the other ten percent?

He didn't want to discuss the matter further (at least, not with him), so he popped another question regarding Crow's family. Not something he came up with on a whim, as this is kind of a sensitive matter. And he's kinda curious about Crow's statement from before. "What do you mean 'the closest thing you have to a family'?"
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Crow grunted as his head snapped back from the punch. It didn't seem to break anything, and to be honest Crow wasn't expecting it too, he had felt worse, considering Fong's fist sometimes felt like steel, he was used to being hit.

" Ok........touchy subject......" Crow said with a grunt as he rubbed his nose he felt like pressing the matter, but feared the fight that would follow, and from past knowledge he knew having a bad relationship with co-workers was a bad thing. His ears perked up as he heard Seth ask about Hitomi, and Fong in more detail.

" What can I say? He was the dad, and she was......supposed to be the wife....." His voice grew silent at the end, but still audible, Crow wanted those days back, the training with Hitomi, and the dates at Hyakuji Tower with Hitomi, but he knew that those days would not come back, they where both dead, and they couldn't come back, and in a year, he would join them in death.

" Ya know now that I'm this close to it, hell dosent seem as appealing as it did years ago...." He said with a laugh as he covered his eyes, trying to cover the tears that where starting to well up in his eyes. So this was it for him? This is how its going to be? Wasting time at a school while there was someone who needed to be hunted. But here he was, staying here to watch over Fuu, and his friends. Because in the end, even if he never got to kill Raven, knowing he protected the people close to him was all that mattered.
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That dreaded sound... The key turns into the lock and,

"Tadaima, ya~!"

The door swings open wide, just as Crow was getting deep and personal with his business with the devil and the underworld. Branded shopping bags in one hand, branded shopping bags in the other, and inappropriately peach-colored-summer-dressed Fuu appeared in the doorway of this Yuki-building dorm. "Ooo~ Seth-kun.... from work, ya?" Fuu sang out towards the boyish young visitor, "If you wanted a cucumber facial ya came to the wrong room, but the right person! Eheh!" Ignoring Crow completely as she trudged over the floor that was laid with stray lacey underpants and colorful "g-strings from Brazil."

Fuu had a wonderful time shopping with her friends and waving about this credit card she'd come to be the apparent "owner" of,

"Just let me put my things away in Kuro-kun's fridge, ya?" She asked the WDA muscle, waltzing over across the mess that she'd turned a blind eye to, as well as Crow himself.



(sorry forgot to mention, Invited by fin<3)
Edited by bambi, Jan 7 2011, 11:16 PM.
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He shivered slightly as she passed him. Not because of the fact that she offered him some cucumber facial (well, a bit) but more because she exuded some pretty killer aura there. Literally. No, like literally, kill. Scary.

And the fact that he had never seen her do it made it even scarier.

But then again... it could just be his imagination.

But still... scary.

..Riiiight... "Maybe we should clean this place up first..." He suggested in a slightly trembling voice, picking up one of the Made-In-Brazil g-string and tossing it on the bed. She actually wears this sort of thing? It's just a piece of cloth, what's it supposed to cover? ... Not his problem. He shoved the embarrassing thought aside as he chucked yet another underwear on the pile of underwear on the bed.
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" So that's where my cucumbers keep going?!?!" Crow said as he jumped up from the couch, but before he could say anything, his eyes went to the bags that Fuu was carrying. Just where in the hell did she go shopping?!

He ran over to her reaching into the bags, pulling out the receipts. His eyes widened as he looked at the numbers. Was she serious?! Was this what it was going to cost to keep her out of trouble? Crow's mind flicked as the image of him throwing her out of the window flashed in his mind. But that would set off a chain reaction that ends with him having a attempted murder charge, and that wasn't the life he wanted to live for the little year he had left.

" Fuu darling....could you maybe not buy as much expensive stuff? I would like it if I had some money to buy myself some nice things....ok?" He said in by far one of the most strained nice voices he could find. In all honesty he wanted to yell, and burn everything he bought, but knew that if he did that, he wouldn't be able to return all the stuff.

" What's the point? I clean it up and the next day its right back here!" He said as he walked over to the couch sitting back down.
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"Its just underwear, ya. It's not like I am leaving food scraps and and dirty laundry all over the place." Fuu retorted, sourly snatching the shopping bags out from his reach and holding them to herself. She then plucked the sexy Brazilian piece off from Crow's bed and said, "Look at what I have to come home to, an annoying housewife and an empty-handed guest, eheh!"

She'd said this as though it didn't bother her in the least, despite how hurtful these words were meant to sound. Fuu proceeded all the while, picking up panty after panty and providing panty-shot after panty-shot as she cleaned up her mess-made out of haste. Of course, the place she stored them all away was not in any of Crow's drawers, if you know what I am saying.

"And by the WAY. I didn't even have to use your card today 'cause I have other friends too, ya know? So can you get off my back about that, eheh! ..... I bought you something, Kuuuuuuro-kun!" The country chick crouched to where she'd put her shopping bags from the Mall and pulled out a ...... hannari tofu cushion ..... facing it to Seth before Crow.

"Isn't it just cuuuuuuuute, ehehm! Look what it does!" She switched something on underneath, causing it to shake and vibrate. "Sorry Seth-kun, you can't have one, ya. But you can have a discount at Korea-world, eheh!"
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"Korea... world?" He mumbled, staring at the vibrating soft and fluffy tofu with eyes and mouth. He stared at it, it stared back at him. Shaking, vibrating... the whole world is vibrating... dimensional fabrics is being torn apart by the vibration... he's falling through the dark abyss waiting for his death...

Nah, just kidding.

But still, he's not really sure what to do now that everything's all cleaned up by the culprit herself. Sooooo... bail out? "Well... if you guys don't need me anymore, then I'll just... head on out," Slowly, he withdrew himself towards the doorway, picking up his own groceries that were left to roll about earlier. For some reason, there's something wrong with the setting, but he couldn't put his fingers on it...

...It's probably nothing.
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" Housewife?! Who you calling a housewife!?!?" Crow yelled as he stomped his foot, trying to contain his rage from her words. He wasn't used to having a woman talk to him in such a way, but that's who Fuu was, a loud mouth.

" And let's get one thing straight! I'm the man! Your the woman, and I'm paying! So if I say clean up. You clean up understand?" Crow yelled as he walked over to her, but froze when she pulled out the cushion. " Wait you got that for me?......" He stated as he gently grabbed the cushion, to be honest it was the first time he had received a gift. Well one that he didn't hate.

" Seth sit down! We need to talk!" He said with some bass to his voice to be honest he didn't want to be alone with Fuu, seeing as the last time it happened he took a hit to the chin.
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"Yeah! We need to talk, ya!" Imitating Crow's ridiculously stern voice. "We need to have a serious talk ...... about how cute these things are, eheh! And look! They match!"

By then, she'd pulled out another one (a pink one this time,) with its cute smiley face shaking in her hands as she moved it towards Seth in the doorway. Noticing him with his plastic bags in both his hands, she dropped the vibrating toy on the ground, letting it turn around in circles as she stood up straight to show him to the door like a good hostess.

She didn't actually live there, but Crow was paying her for a service, so she was obligated to work within her role here.

"Are you sure you don't want to stay a little longer, eheh~" Fuu asked Seth while adjusting the flower behind her ear, "Kuro-kun gets really lonely, I think he can use all the good friends and family he can find." She spoke as though Crow wasn't in the room with them, yet revealing nothing of their 'situation,' "Kinda like Mike-sempai actually, eheh!"

While she was at the door she thought she might as well take of her shoes which she forgot to do earlier.

"They should meet, I think they would get along better than you and him do." She babbled offhandedly, using Seth's shoulder to keep her balance as she pried the shoe off with her finger. Fuu didn't seem to realize she was talking about a recluse meeting a ... well meeting anybody really.
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"Eh... yeah, Pretty sure... The ice-cream's gonna melt..." How's that supposed to be possible in mid-winter is anyone's wonder. Even then he couldn't get away because she's using him to keep herself on foot while taking off the shoes on her foot. Lucky V's not here, else he'd be very tempted to yank his body away, just for the laughs.

But that also means that he had to stand there like some sort of a pole, without any means of escaping back to his room. And he's forced to listen to the daily bickering of the husband and the wife. ...

...

......

......... wait, what?

Pay? Housewife? Clean up? You telling me that Crow here payed Fuu to play house with him? "I... I didn't realize..." So he was THAT lonely he had to resort to that? Poor old Crow... "Hurm... I think I can stay around for a while..." His eyes strayed to the bag of groceries in his hand, a sudden inspiration and said, "Who wants ice-cream?"
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