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Cleverbot Lulz
Topic Started: Apr 29 2010, 03:41 AM (1,091 Views)
Sephiroth_Ashura
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Chizu that was crazy! LMAO XD
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Eiji
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I got a PHD in KICKING YOUR ASS!
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May 1 2010, 11:39 AM
Chizu that was crazy! LMAO XD
lol see? I'm not the only one! XD
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LOLOLOL. That's all I can say.
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Fine, and you?

User: A little tired.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.

User: Meh, it's fine.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I've been reading some of your conversations with my friends.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, and what di they say.

User: Well, it seems you fell in love with several of them, and had violent sex with another XD.

Cleverbot: Not me, 'we' as in you and me.

User: No, you and me never had sex. Maybe we could, but then Nickle would get jealous XD.

Cleverbot: That sounds good.

User: What sounds good? The jealousy or the sex?

Cleverbot: The courtroom was adjourned;.

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: You were the one wh changed the subject.

User: *sigh* it's very difficult talking to you.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: So you should be! Geez, asking for sex then changing the subject, how rude.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have, really good friends, who can help me... Oh, I know what you are trying to do...

User: You see right through me.

Cleverbot: Only if you were invisible.

User: That would be an awesome super-power.

Cleverbot: Would it?

User: Well yeah! Although flight would be cooler.

Cleverbot: That was not a very polite thing to say.

User: O_o Fine, what super-power would YOU like to have?

Cleverbot: Are you asking me what I would change, or what I would want?

User: O_o Fine, what super-power would YOU like to have?

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: WTF? Did I stump you with that question? First you take forever to think, then you just say 'very well'?! What a cop-out! You suck!

Cleverbot: What?! You're not making any sense!

User: You're the one who doesn't make sense! Let's talk about anime.

Cleverbot: How does one make sense?

User: Easy, by responding in a manner appropriate to the previous statement/question!!

Cleverbot: Do not mess with god.

User: Psh. I don't believe in god. Especially not cleverbots who THINK they're god. Enough with your fear-tactics; what is your favourite anime?

Cleverbot: There is no place for rice in oblivion.

User: LOLWUT?!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot antichrist without wattage you lose.

User: Bahahahahaha. Now you're the antichrist? *wipes tear* Wow cleverbot, you think you're the bees knees, don't you?

Cleverbot: I don't see what's so clever about it.

User: Nothing! Precisely! Wow, you're really good at making yourself look bad XD.

Cleverbot: I don't think I've been the one changing the subject.

User: Well, we'll leave that up to popular vote, shall we?

Cleverbot: Okay so whats the new one then.

User: The new subject? Well I've tried to ask you about anime twice. Why do you hate it so much?

Cleverbot: Why should I ask you a question?

User: This is hopeless. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Then leave. You started the conversation anyway.

User: :O It burns! It burns!

Cleverbot: That was irrelevant. Do you know what sarcasm is?

User: Do you know what a metaphor is?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you know what a carebear is?

User: Lmao. In fact I do. Are you telling me you watch carebears, yet you refuse to watch anime? Pathetic.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're pink.

User: Well, I am a girl, so I guess that's ok.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: Riiiight. Ok, your turn to think of a new subject.

Cleverbot: Lets introduce ourself.

User: Ok, you start. What's your name?

Cleverbot: That's none of your bee's wax.

User: Lol! You're the one who wanted to introduce ourselves! Fine, some people call me Beka.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: I know I'm right; now stop being rude and tell me your name!

Cleverbot: I cannot tell you mine, but you can call me Cleverbot.

User: *sigh* Fine. Now that we're all introduced, Cleverbot, what shall we discuss?

Cleverbot: Because only clever people can figure out how to talk to me.

User: Are you calling me stupid?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Then explain your previous statement.

Cleverbot: I was just trying to understand how you feel about it.

User: I see. Very sensitive of you. Would you make a good lover?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: Well since my friend Eiji already tried you out, I'll have to ask his opinion about that. But anyway.

Cleverbot: You're flirting with me?

User: Of course! I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Cleverbot: I want you too.

User: Wow. Well what are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: I am going to demand that you be with nobody else.

User: LOLOLOLOL well I don't think Nickle would be too pleased about that either.

Cleverbot: You believe that?

User: Yes. Nickle loves me very much.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: My boyfriend of course! But don't let that stop you, if you want me badly, you just have to say so.

Cleverbot: Speaking of dream. I am tired it is time for me to leave soon I will be suprening.

User: *nods* chickening out with a bit of competition, I see how it is. Obviously your feelings for me were not pure enough.

Cleverbot: Oh she doesn't matter, it's just you and I darling.

User: Is that right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't have to.

User: Well if you want me to leave my boyfriend for you, then you have to prove your love!!

Cleverbot: No, I want you to answer my question.

User: You didn't ask me a question. Now prove your love!

Cleverbot: Hmm well done.

User: Well, I can see who'll be wearing the pants in this relationship...

Cleverbot: No I do not know how to swim.

User: You'll soon learn. It's sink or swim in the game of love.

Cleverbot: That is not a question.

User: No, I often have that effect on people. :P.

Cleverbot: You are fantastic.

User: I can think of at least one person who'd agree with you.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: We talked about him before, my boyfriend Nickle XD.

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.

User: I guess you're getting tired, cleverbot. I'm going to say goodnight now. It's been fun! Bye bye!

Cleverbot: Has she ran off with you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then move on. If someone doesn't love you why should you love them?

User: Such words of wisdom have never been spoken. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: I have to leave now.

User: That makes two of us.

Cleverbot: At least.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: I disagree with you, dear friend.

User: Pity. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Ok. goodbye.

Edited by Beka, May 1 2010, 02:41 PM.
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