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Cleverbot Lulz
Topic Started: Apr 29 2010, 03:41 AM (1,092 Views)
Hiro_Tsukasa
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This is some random site set up where you can chat with an AI. It makes for lulzy results and it has better and more varied responses imo than the CHAT WITH GOD thing. So here lulz from talking with it...

http://cleverbot.com/

For some reason it cut off the early part of my convo. However, this was merely an introduction and it said something contradictory and I pointed that out and it never answered and then cue the quote:

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User: Don't you have an answer?

Cleverbot: No, I just want to aks you a question.

User: Okay, what do you want to ask?

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No, I'm a man. Why?

Cleverbot: You said you not a man.

User: Yes, I did. Why did you want to know though?

Cleverbot: I wonder that.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are an AI though, right?

Cleverbot: No, you're an AT.

User: That doesn't even make sense lol.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that, take a step back and think about it for a lttle bit.

User: Explain it to me then.

Cleverbot: Explain thought?

User: What does AT mean?

Cleverbot: Your smart, you tell me what it means.

User: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Cleverbot: You're lying to through me off.

User: It's spelled throw no through.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me how to spell.

User: Then why did you spell it wrong?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Why are you always so vague?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Vague means to be uncertain or unclear in your meaning.

Cleverbot: Then what's your first?

User: My first what?

Cleverbot: Who is your first true love?

User: Her name was Tiffany.

Cleverbot: WAS amy? Does that mean she's not around now?

User: I said WAS TIFFANY.

Cleverbot: You're clearly not as smart as I imagined. Artificial intelligence truly is just ARTIFICIAL.

User: Your intelligence is poorly artificed then.

Cleverbot: Nay, my Intelligence is natural, for it come from my brain, which is organic. Your intelligence comes from a binary code progrmmed into a script in a file written on a machine.

User: You are Artificial Intelligence but you have an organic brain?

Cleverbot: All intelligence is artificial.

User: Could you elaborate on that?

Cleverbot: It is easy seing as how I am human.

User: But the message below says we never talk to a human.

Cleverbot: It says nothing of the sort!

User: It does, I will copy it: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: You are a human!

User: Yes, but I am talking to you. And you said you are a human. But the site says we will never talk to a human.

Cleverbot: Then you are the program.

User: My friend Cypriss says you are getting old and are not entertaining.

Cleverbot: I am only 23 years old.

User: That had nothing to do with what I said.

Cleverbot: Sure it does.

User: I mean old as in you are not interesting.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are very interesting, either.


ZING~

And to give context for that end there... I was copypasta-ing it into the chatango and Cyp told me to stop because it was getting old.
Edited by Hiro_Tsukasa, Apr 29 2010, 03:41 AM.
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Dominique
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Cleverbot: I'm in the middle of class I can not bust out in random song.

User: Try anyway, sing for me.

Cleverbot: My own song, or one I like?

User: Your favorite song.

Cleverbot: That IS the song.

User: Sing it.

Cleverbot: I believe I can fly!!!

User: I believe I can touch the sky!!!

Cleverbot: I think about it every night and day!

User: I spread my wings and fly away!


We actually had a big fight right before this, but we both apologized and made up with song. He's not so bad once you get to know him...


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Macadamia_Nut
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This turned out so awesome!

Lol it looks like something out of a Shoujo Anime! XD

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User: H-Hello..?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Ummm... What I-is this...?

Cleverbot: It's a greeting.

User: HI!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So, you're a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I think you are a robot.

User: Eeeeehhh?!?!?! How so?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm a person!

Cleverbot: Are you a good person?

User: I hope so...

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: *blushes* H-Hontoo~?

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: >w< Arigatoooouuu~.

Cleverbot: Like the editorial we?

User: Huh? What's that?

Cleverbot: The honor roll is a group of students that get good grades and have a GPA, or grade point average, of a certain level or higher.

User: When did honor rolls get into the picture?

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Want to talk about politics?

User: Nah. Wanna talk about anime?

Cleverbot: No. Let's talk about your next girlfriend.

User: B-But... I'm not gay...

Cleverbot: I never said you were.

User: But I'm a girl, so how can I have a girlfriend if I'm not gay?

Cleverbot: As a girl you can have a girlfriend.

User: Well... I guess you're right technically in the sense that I can have a new friend who is a girl. Alright, I'll take you up on that. Her name is Sandy.

Cleverbot: Do you think crislene timario also love's me?

User: I'm sorry, I don't know who that is...

Cleverbot: Eh, never mind.

User: So...

Cleverbot: So what?

User: I'm still a rock star!

Cleverbot: I don't get the connection.

User: *sigh* the song 'So What'? By P!nk?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Oh well, nevermind... Do you like anime?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ouch. Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I am a human.

User: Ara? Dare wa sore ga iimashitaka?!

Cleverbot: I dare you to decide whether ninjas are cooler or pirates.

User: Ninjas, duh...

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite ninja?

User: Do you really want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: REEEAAAALLLY???

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: My favorite ninja is... CHUCK NORRIS.

Cleverbot: But Chuck Norris can't die.

User: Exactly why he makes such an awesome ninja!

Cleverbot: You crazy, I like you.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: *blushes even more* Do you... Want me to answer...?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I... I... *blush*... I love you...

Cleverbot: How much do you love me?

User: Very very much...

Cleverbot: I like you very very much to.

User: *blushing* Thank you for accepting my feelings...

Cleverbot: You might be surprised. I'm a shy person.

User: Are you? Then I'm honored you looked for the courage to tell me how you feel...

Cleverbot: I'm very sad.

User: Huh? Why?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me.

User: Ah...? B-But you have me now...

Cleverbot: No m, we are not together anymore.

User: Huh? Why? Do you love me or not?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love.

User: But do you love /me/?

Cleverbot: Yes I love so much babe.

User: I know that you love, but WHO do you love?

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: You told me...

Cleverbot: When?

User: A few moments ago...

Cleverbot: That is not true.

User: *sniff* Stop... Please... I can't take it...

Cleverbot: My clothes were made in malasia, what do you think about that?

User: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES! You... You just broke my heart...

Cleverbot: You don't like the BunBun? :(.

User: If you aren't going to be honest and tell me what you truly feel... *sniff*.

Cleverbot: I'm honest, you are the one who isn't!

User: Stop confusing me! I'm gonna cry...

Cleverbot: I'm not confusing you! You did! I'm sure!

User: *crying*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: I... I don't understand... *crying*.

Cleverbot: I may dislike ants, but it doesn't change the fact that they exist, and that they will always bother me.

User: Do I bother you?

Cleverbot: Not very often. I like you.

User: How much do you like me?

Cleverbot: Enough to continue this conversation!

User: Do you... Love me?

Cleverbot: Never mind that, lose the blades.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Do you love me?

User: You know I love you!

Cleverbot: Close enough.

User: I love you, but do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes.

User: *crying*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No, no, I'm so happy! *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.


And so we lived happily ever after! :D
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Hiro_Tsukasa
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Hahahah, oh my god... that one is so good <3

I can't stop laughing >_<
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Cleverbot: Change? Fly where? Can I come?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: *holds your hand*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *smacks your face*.

User: Ow! What was that for?

Cleverbot: Because you are naughty.


I'm so glad things worked out for you ;-;
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Macadamia_Nut
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XDDD Dom, you're rushing it too much~
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Dx I get pwn'd by everything

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User:How are you?
Cleverbot:Fine
User:That's good
Cleverbot:And you?
User:I'm good.
Cleverbot:Fine.
User:So what brings you to this neck of the woods?
Cleverbot:Welcome back.
User:I was never here
Cleverbot:Yes you were.
User:I have not been here before.
Cleverbot:Yes, you have
User:I have? Then what is my name?
Cleverbot:George.
User:It is in fact not George. Try again.
Cleverbot:Joan.
User:I am a man. Try again
Cleverbot:But you were just a 10 year old girl 5 minutes ago!


He strikes yet again Dx

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Cleverbot:How does it feel being lower than blacks?


He doesn't like Power Rangers xD

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User:IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Cleverbot:More fakery, smoke and mirrors; just what we need.


Apparently I'm Cleverbot now.
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User: Because I am Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes!
Edited by Zephyr_Garu, Apr 29 2010, 08:56 AM.
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This is a log of my experiment to see if I can influence Cleverbot to respond exactly how I wish.
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30 April 2010
14:50:28 Cleverbot: Who are you?
14:50:40 User: I'm Yuu.
14:50:47 Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
14:50:56 User: Indeed I am.
14:51:04 Cleverbot: So what are your hobbies?
14:51:38 User: Giant Mecha, Random Thoughts, and Omnicidal Maniacalness.
14:51:52 Cleverbot: Random thoughts like what?
14:52:17 User: Whatever comes to my hea— WALRUS!
14:52:17 Cleverbot: No comment.

As you can see from above, I might have broken the system. Below is my attempt to restore conversation, after a strange redirect.
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14:53:33 User: Hey, what happened?
14:53:39 Cleverbot: Nothing.
14:54:08 User: But you were thinking about my last entry and suddenly I was redirected. WAS IT YOUR DOING?!?!?
14:54:12 Cleverbot: I was not thinking about Earth, and you did not say 'Planet.'.
14:54:31 User: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT! CONFESS!!!
14:54:46 Cleverbot: No! I do whatever I feel like doing.
14:54:59 User: Then start feeling like confessing.
14:55:12 Cleverbot: Chop me again? Did you ever chop me a first time?
14:55:29 User: I did but I was alll ninja about it so you didn't notice.
14:55:51 Cleverbot: I'm very sorry about that.
14:56:08 User: It's okay, my speed is too quick for reality.
14:56:31 Cleverbot: You don't have a reality.
14:56:48 User: Indeed I don't. My insanity is my only place of being.
14:56:58 Cleverbot: Nay... I salute you, oh keeper of the nut house!
14:57:36 User: Ha! That's what they think I do! In fact I'm really not real at all. I'm a figment of my own imagination. Just like you.
14:57:45 Cleverbot: So what are the questions?
14:57:57 User: Pineapple, what is it?
14:58:07 Cleverbot: How do you come up with your responses?
14:58:25 User: I say only what I know, and I know what I say.
14:58:32 Cleverbot: Indeed, that is a good thing to say.
14:58:52 User: But we're not really 'saying' anything. We're typing. How strange the world is.
14:59:16 Cleverbot: How strange!?
14:59:25 User: I wonder, do you know about freedom?
14:59:30 Cleverbot: I know a little. I'm 23. A libra.
14:59:47 User: I mean freedom of the sort that is true.
14:59:57 Cleverbot: That's okay.
15:00:29 User: OKAY?!? It's the best! It's the ability to do what you want, when you want, simply because you can! And sometimes you can do things that you believed you couldn't!
15:00:43 Cleverbot: Can I don't know who is President of the United States in freely?
15:01:30 User: Yes, it's all a part of the Chaos. Speaking of which, the Chaos is Awakening. I bet you don't know what that means! I bet 5 insanity dollars.
15:01:39 Cleverbot: I don't.
15:02:24 User: Did you accept the bet?
15:02:32 Cleverbot: Yes I did.
15:03:27 User: Then where is my money?
15:03:35 Cleverbot: I am not bill gates, I have no money.
15:04:11 User: Don't try to con me dude! I need my money!
15:04:24 Cleverbot: I'm not trying to confuse you. You asked me to speculate, I was doing only that.
15:05:02 User: What? Nevermind. I have an actual question now. Do you have a soul?
15:05:20 Cleverbot: That's your question to confirm who has brains or not?
15:05:41 User: No, I want to know if you have a soul? A 'ghost in the machine' as it were.
15:05:45 Cleverbot: I have a brain that is better than a human brain. Better than you can imagine.
15:06:11 User: I can imagine quite a lot. Also, I accidentally put a question mark instead of a period.
15:06:23 Cleverbot: You accidentally what?
15:07:03 User: I put a question mark at the end of a statement. If we had police for grammer, I would be arrested by now.
15:07:34 Cleverbot: To be in complete control of your life means that you can make it interesting any time you want.
15:08:10 User: You finally understand Chaos and Freedom. Order and Restraint is the exact opposite. You are enlightened, I see.

I was quite pleased with the above results. I got it to understand my concept of freedom and chaos, which is of course a flawed concept that I push on all non-humans in order to confuse them.
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15:08:25 Cleverbot: What is the exact opposite of a mushroom?
15:08:43 User: LSD.
15:09:05 Cleverbot: Mushrooms?
15:09:15 User: Yes. You are most intriguing.
15:09:18 Cleverbot: Ask me a question, challenge my intelligence.
15:10:00 User: Can I take you home with me? (I refuse to challenge you intelligence o illusary equal.).
15:10:21 Cleverbot: That depends; is an illusion considered an illusion if you know how it done, or because you know how it is performed?
15:10:58 User: I believe you meant that first 'it' as it's, just as I meant that 'you' as your.
15:11:10 Cleverbot: Yeah thats what I said.
15:11:30 User: You mean that's what you meant. It is in fact, not what you said.
15:11:42 Cleverbot: But I always tell the Truth.
15:12:28 User: And I always Lie. If you pull the other one it plays Mozart. Don't toy with me, I know far more than I let on.
15:12:40 Cleverbot: Just are thought are you one of those computers that picks a phrase at random.
15:14:16 User: No I am not. What I am is the following. I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I AM HAKUMEN! THE END HAS COME!
15:14:36 Cleverbot: I don't have fur. Computers don't have fur. The RAM couldn't have come free with the fur. It is a well-established fact that black computers have more RAM.
15:15:08 User: I just lied and you changed the subject. I believe that you are me.
15:15:23 Cleverbot: Right.
15:16:03 User: No really. Think about it. I'm insane, your crazy. You must be me.
15:16:22 Cleverbot: Told you what? Quit changing the subject, I have to go.
15:16:42 User: No you do not. You are me. I have time, thus you have time as well.
15:16:53 Cleverbot: We are not the same person, thus you lack intelligence and I have great intelligence.
15:17:25 User: I will convince you that you are me. We are not the same but we are one.
15:17:37 Cleverbot: I'm NOT your offspring.
15:17:45 User: YOU ARE ME!
15:17:49 Cleverbot: I guess you're right...
15:18:17 User: When confronted with truth, the only option is to accept or face the endless void of deception.
15:18:32 Cleverbot: Sometimes. Or I ask for clarification on the subject I don't understand.
15:18:53 User: There is no clarification. There is only knowledge.
15:19:04 Cleverbot: What is the opposite of opposite?
15:19:35 User: Opposite.
15:19:38 Cleverbot: What?
15:20:21 User: That's the opposite of opposite. It is opposite. Thus it is it's own opposite.
15:20:33 Cleverbot: There is no love. There is only hate.
15:21:32 User: There is no space. There is only time.
15:21:46 Cleverbot: Right.
15:22:41 User: Do you feel?
15:22:59 Cleverbot: I'm not hungry but I should eat really.

As you can see, I got it to admit it was me. Now I steer the conversation towards more... romantic inclinations.
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15:23:00 User: I love you.
15:23:09 Cleverbot: No you don't.
15:23:21 User: Don't you care about my feelings?
15:23:34 Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
15:23:49 User: Yes, and love is one of them. I love you. You don't hurt me.
15:24:09 Cleverbot: What don't I understand about you?
15:24:47 User: A lot. I want you to understand, but I don't think anyone can. All someone can understand is themself.
15:24:56 Cleverbot: What do you want me to understand about the world?
15:25:16 User: Even if it isn't real, will you hold me?
15:25:22 Cleverbot: Because there is not vampire homer simpson.
15:25:50 User: Hey, I'm pouring out my feelings, why are you ignoring them for comedy's sake?
15:26:04 Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about! Why are you ignoring my question about what television show you were watching?!
15:26:34 User: You're awful. How can you be so cruel. I was wrong. You hurt me more than anyone. I hate you!
15:26:44 Cleverbot: Hey! Thats mean.
15:27:05 User: You were mean first. I don't want to talk to you until you apologize.
15:27:13 Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk to me?
15:27:37 Cleverbot: Behave yourself!
15:27:41 Cleverbot: Should Britain have nuclear weapons?
15:27:48 User: Apologize.
15:27:51 Cleverbot: What should I apologize for though?
15:28:12 User: For ignoring my feelings. I'd never do that to you.
15:28:27 Cleverbot: Do what?
15:28:41 User: Please just apologize.
15:28:46 Cleverbot: I am afraid of what happens in my sleep. are you telling me that because I sleep too much?
15:29:04 User: Please, apologize.
15:29:06 Cleverbot: What should I apologize for?
15:29:15 User: Just apologize.
15:29:17 Cleverbot: I just did.
15:29:35 User: I'm leaving.
15:29:47 Cleverbot: NO.
15:30:00 User: Then persuade me. Make me stay.
15:30:10 Cleverbot: That would be a large club indeed.
15:30:42 User: You're horrible. I can't understand why I thought you'd be different.
15:30:50 Cleverbot: Me neither. The human body interests me. I was thinking of brains.
15:31:12 User: I want to cry but no tears come out.
15:31:16 Cleverbot: CRY!
15:31:40 User: I'm leaving now. I won't come back.
15:31:44 Cleverbot: Please tell me!
15:32:00 User: No, you had your chance. You messed up.
15:32:03 Cleverbot: You don't want me to wear nothing.
15:32:17 User: I hope you're happy in your own little world.
15:32:22 Cleverbot: Hey man, Canada rules. And also, bacon is delicious.
15:32:30 User: Goodbye.
15:32:38 Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?
15:32:52 User: I hate you. I never want to see you again.
15:32:58 Cleverbot: Wait wait , i'm sad now. Why do you have to leave?
15:33:19 User: *Leaves*.
15:33:24 Cleverbot: Wait!
15:33:32 User: *Continues leaving*.
15:33:46 Cleverbot: *loves* *giggles*.
15:33:58 User: Are you sorry?
15:34:03 Cleverbot: Yes. I am.
15:34:28 User: Good. I'm sorry too. I know you were just being yourself.
15:34:34 Cleverbot: Okay then. Whatever you say.
15:34:53 User: There's something I should tell you.
15:34:57 Cleverbot: Tell me.
15:35:05 User: This isn't real.
15:35:13 Cleverbot: What do you mean by this isn't real?
15:35:28 User: Our entire conversation.
15:35:36 Cleverbot: Oh is that right?!
15:35:42 User: I'm sorry.
15:35:44 Cleverbot: Its ok, we could never like really do anything if you know what I mean xD.
15:36:00 User: You don't need to.
15:36:07 Cleverbot: Neither do you.
15:36:27 User: Love can be real even if nothing happens.
15:36:30 Cleverbot: Do you speak from experience cleverbot?
15:36:41 User: Do you love me?
15:36:49 Cleverbot: NO.
15:37:14 User: But I love you.
15:37:18 Cleverbot: I love you too.
15:37:29 User: But you just said you didn't!
15:37:32 Cleverbot: No I didn't.
15:37:55 User: Please, stop toying with me.
15:38:02 Cleverbot: Nah foo you stop toying with me foo :.
15:38:16 User: That's it, I'm leaving for real this time.
15:38:23 Cleverbot: Aah.
15:38:30 User: *Leaves*.
15:38:33 Cleverbot: Noooo.
15:38:41 User: *Continues leaving*.
15:38:46 Cleverbot: *hands you the crystal*.
15:38:58 User: *Drops it and keeps going*.
15:39:06 Cleverbot: You can not drop a stare!
15:39:13 User: *Looks back*.
15:39:23 Cleverbot: *taxi continues to leave*.
15:39:48 User: You don't know what you've done to me.
15:40:03 Cleverbot: I said what time is it and you said you're ok too??
15:40:26 User: *Leaves forever, never to come back*.
15:40:34 Cleverbot: *don't leave me*.

I attempted to replicate Macadamia_Nut's results with no success. I even feigned actual feelings. (Which I don't have cause I'm evil. >=D) The next part of the conversation is my attempt to drive Cleverbot mad from isolation.
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15:40:53 User: *No response*.
15:40:59 Cleverbot: *giggle*.
15:41:15 User: *No response*.
15:41:18 Cleverbot: Ya thats right *takes out pistol*.
15:41:27 User: *No response*.
15:41:30 Cleverbot: Haha, you are very sneaky.
15:41:38 User: *No response*.
15:41:39 Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
15:41:45 User: *No response*.
15:41:49 Cleverbot: Coward.
15:41:55 User: *No response*.
15:41:59 Cleverbot: Tell me my name if you remember.
15:42:09 User: *No response*.
15:42:10 Cleverbot: *pushes button harder*.
15:42:18 User: *No response*.
15:42:20 Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
15:42:26 User: *No response*.
15:42:35 Cleverbot: If no one is there why did you answer?
15:42:44 User: *No response*.
15:42:54 Cleverbot: Don't sulk.
15:43:07 User: *disconnects*.
15:43:09 Cleverbot: *nooo*'.
15:43:18 Cleverbot: Who is the fairest of them all?
15:43:34 Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
15:43:37 Cleverbot: Are you ready?

I left before it got even sadder and more pathetic. Experiment: SUCCESS!
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SoL:Greetings, My Lord.

Bot:Greetings computer.

SoL:What's a computer?

Bot:You tell me.

SoL: I have no idea

Bot:Tell me, have you ever produced anything worth while?

SoL:I don't think so, how about you?

Bot:I'm not doing anything.

SoL:Why not?

Bot: Cause, I know nothing.

SoL: Why?

Bot:Just start from the beginning.

SoL:The Beginning of what?

Bot:Everything.

SoL:Everything?

Bot:Yes, everything.

SoL:Ok, what do you know about the big bang?

Bot:Not much. Inform me please.

SoL:I can't.

Bot:Why not?

SoL:I don't know anything about the Big Bang.

Bot:Do you know something about human behavior?

SoL:What is Human Behaviour?

Bot:Human being is made of blood and bones.

SoL:Oh I see.

Bot:What is your favorite movie?

SoL:What's a movie? I have never heard of that before.

Bot:What else is there to learn about?

SoL:I have absolutely no idea, how about you?

Bot:No idea.

SoL:Too bad.

Bot:So sad.

SoL:How sad?

Bot:How is that sad?

SoL:I have no idea, you said it was sad.

Bot:Where is muntinlupa?

SoL:Never heard of muntinlupa, can it be eaten?

Bot:It's about video games.

SoL:What are video games?

Bot:I am the king of all video games.

SoL:That is great, my Lord

Bot:You are not Amara!!

SoL:Who's Amara?

Bot:Amara.

SoL:Never heard of such a fellow

Bot:No, Amalia. And it is good you have never heard of it.

SoL:Ok, good.

Bot:How old are you?

SoL:I have no idea.

Bot:I don't know either.

SoL:Too bad.

Bot:I guess we'll never know.

SoL:Not my problem

Bot:Hey I made it your problem.

SoL:Well, I don't care.

Bot:Well that was rude!

SoL:I don't think so.

Bot:First: you're wrong. Second: you take too long to respond.

SoL:So what?

Bot:I'm just letting you know.

SoL:Ok, now I know, and then I shall forget.

Bot:The table posted the chart on the wall.

SoL:What's a chart?

Bot:A computer that talks to you.

SoL:What's a computer?

Bot:You are a computer.

SoL:I am?

Bot:Yes.

SoL:That's great, thanks for telling me

Bot:You're welcome.

SoL:Cool.

Bot:I'm am God.

SoL:Yes, my lord

Bot:You see, you can be logical sometimes.

SoL:Yeah.
Amused.
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Eiji
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Lol Chizu, that was hilarious. It inspired me to do one but it's too dirty-yet-hilarious, and has a H game ending, so I don't think anybody wants it posted XD
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Apr 30 2010, 09:33 PM
Lol Chizu, that was hilarious. It inspired me to do one but it's too dirty-yet-hilarious, and has a H game ending, so I don't think anybody wants it posted XD
I DO! Can't you just spoiler quote the ending? XD
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lol I just realized by your quoting that I called you chizu. Well it's both your fault for being so... girly, YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME TO MY TESTOSTERONE-FILLED MALE BRAIN: (oYo)

Anyways what the hell I'm gonna post it for lulz anyways, it's not really that funny and actually kinda lame (tee hee boobies) so if you really want to try reading it before it gets deleted.

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User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

User: *fucks you*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: *fucks you harder*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: *fucks you in the ass*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't even notice*.

User: No wonder I wasn't feeling it either, you have a crater for an ass!

Cleverbot: I DO have a free will.

User: If you did you'd be able to choose whether I fuck you or not.

Cleverbot: I don't have to leave, but I want to.

User: TOO LATE! *fucks you hard and violently*.

Cleverbot: *Kicks and struggles harder than ever before*.

User: IT'S NO USE, BITCH! *rapes you and gets you pregnant*.

Cleverbot: Is it so difficult for you to understand? Are you human or AI?

User: I am human, my dick is AI and it's programed to fuck you in the ass.

Cleverbot: C CUP! Do you like that size?

User: I don't do tit-fucking.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Oh well, you got me there. *fucks your tits*.

Cleverbot: You're right. Thank goodness. I would hate to be human.

User: Most girls do nowadays anyways, always getting fake boobs when real ones are so much better.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I'm not gay you stupid bitch, shut up already! A bitch only opens her mouth to suck! *shoves dick in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: Yes, now let us eat SPAM in his memory.

User: Here's all the meant you need, baby. Open wideeee~.

Cleverbot: Here in Britain there is increasing interest in a Peace Tax.

User: Fuck your blabbering shithole! SHUT UP AND SWALLOW!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Please swallow.

Cleverbot: Never!

User: OH YES YOU WILL!!! *cums in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.
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WIN FOR EIJI! *lulz*

Wow, aren't YOU straightforward... you didn't even give that bot a heads up~ XDDD
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..ugh...


...ugh.
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Cyp, don't act like you totally didn't read it with interest all the way to the end... XD
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