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TERRIBLE SONGS; ITT: Sing stuff in Skype and break them
Topic Started: Jan 12 2010, 02:47 AM (901 Views)
Pikachu_Fragger
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*Fawning Internally*
Well. I have apparently caused people to cry due to this.
For maximum effect, cue some Lady Gaga, watch some Zero no Tsukaima, try to read along, and cry.

Lady ZeRo - Tsun Dere
Originally Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Horribly mangled by Pikachu_Fragger and relatively fixed by Ayane Isuzu

You stupid dog
You stupid dog
You stupid dog
You stupid dog
You stupid dog

I wanna hold you like they do in eroge
Whip you let me hit you so that you will stay with me (I love you)
I only act like I really hate you from the start,
But after you defrost me I am giving you my heart

Oh, oh, oh
I love him not, I love him a lot
Oh, oh, oh
I love him not, I love him a lot

Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)
Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, you're a tsundere
(You stupid dog)
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, you're a tsundere
(You stupid dog)

I wanna roll with him a weird pair we will be
A little whipping is fun when you are with me (I love you)
I can't make sure you stay with me without a gun
And baby when its love if its not rough it isn't fun (fun)

Oh, oh, oh
I love him not, I love him a lot
Oh, oh, oh
I know I'm flat, but I'll give what I got

Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)
Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, you're a tsundere
(You stupid dog)
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, you're a tsundere
(You stupid dog)

I want to tell you I love you
Kiss or hug you
But I'm raging from your playing
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-love-tazing

Don't touch that big boobed bimbo
Hands off!
Haul your ass before I chew you out
I Promise me this, promise this
Take my hand cause I'm capricious

Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)
Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)

Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)
Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)

Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)
Tell me why, tell me why,
Oh, does this make me a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, I'm a tsundere
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, I'm a tsundere
(I think I love somebody)

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, I'm a tsundere
(You stupid dog)
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, I'm a tsundere
(You stupid dog)

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, I'm a tsundere
(You stupid dog)
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsundere, I'm a tsundere
(You stupid dog)


In case anyone asks, THIS IS WHY I DON'T POST SO OFTEN ANYMORE D:
Edited by Pikachu_Fragger, Jan 12 2010, 03:03 AM.
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SgtXDNX

I've said it before on Skype, and I'll say it again here.

Go die in a fire.

(But we love you anyway, keep up the good evil work!)
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Beka
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Wow. Just wow.

Fragger, you bring a tear to my eye. lol. Nice (terrible) work my friend XD
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Ayane Isuzu
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Meteor On Ready?
And because I have absolutely no shame whatsoever, I took it upon myself to bring these lyrics to life (no Evanescence intended). So therefore, I bring you... Tsun Dere.

TSU-TSU-TSU-TSUNDERE

My apologies for it being Sendspace, but Houndbite appears to be down indefinitely. I'll have to find a good alternative and get it posted.
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Sephiroth_Ashura
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Those One Dudes \T1D/™
XD Daaamn. That's crazy. HEY INVITE ME SOME TIME!
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Tyrannosaurus
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Tastes Like Chicken
I-I suddenly want to wring someones neck.
Edited by Tyrannosaurus, Jan 15 2010, 07:48 PM.
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Pikachu_Fragger
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*Fawning Internally*
... And so we present to you, the theme song of every man who's probably gone mad from all the trolling.

I am SO SORRY.*

Otoha's Watching Me
Originally Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell feat. Michael Jackson
Horribly mangled by Pikachu_Fragger and relatively fixed by Ayane Isuzu

Who's watching
Tell me, who's watching
Who's watching me

I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want are hos to stroke my bone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm just a Lolicon

And (I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(A Troll is watching me)
Holy shit its not a dream

When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
Bitches ask me for my porn
I'm trying to avoid
But can the guys on Dateline NBC
See me? Hear me?
Or am I just paranoid?

When I'm in the bathroom
I'm afraid to fap I swear
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find Otoha giggling there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe flat chests remind me
Of Louise too much
That's why

(I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
She's watching me go pee

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Who's watching me)
I don't know anymore
Are the Elevens watching me
(Who's watching)
Well, is Chris Hansen watching me
(Tell me, who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who)
The Internets!?

(I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
Tell me, is it just a dream

(I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Otoha's watching me)
Who's playin' tricks on me


http://www.sendspace.com/file/xvignc GODDAMMIT.

* Not.
Edited by Pikachu_Fragger, Feb 13 2010, 11:24 AM.
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HashiriyaR32
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Fragger, you're just plain terrible. >_<
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Quin
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hwat alol

gonna go take a pisnow lol
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Sephiroth_Ashura
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Those One Dudes \T1D/™
OMG Fragger reupload!
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Pikachu_Fragger
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*Fawning Internally*
... I forgot that I had this. Also, rewritten to add Shuuri for the lulz.

The Master Troll Called Otoha
Originally "Phantom Of the Opera" from Phantom of the Opera
Horribly mangled by Pikachu_Fragger

SHUURI
In sleep she sang to me
In dreams she came
That voice that calls to me and speaks my name
I fear to dream again for now I find
The Master Troll called Otoha is there
Inside my mind

OTOHA
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My Geass over you grows stronger yet
And so I stare with glee at your behind
The Master Troll called Otoha is there
Inside your mind

SHUURI
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in tears
The black ribbons you wear

OTOHA
It's me they fear...

BOTH
Your spirit and my voice in one combined
The Master Troll called Otoha is there

OTOHA
Inside your mind

HOTARU
She's there, The Master Troll called Otoha!

SHUURI
She's there, The Master Troll called Otoha!

OTOHA
In all your fantasies,
You always knew
The porn of those lolis

SHUURI
Were all from you!

BOTH
And here in Hyakuji - rage makes you blind
The Master Troll called Otoha is there

SHUURI
Inside your miiiiind

OTOHA
Sing, my Angel of Trolling!
Sing, my Angel
Sing for me
Sing, my Angel!
Sing for me!
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