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Uh-oh! There's a TROLL about! No, not a forum troll; a real-life, honest-to-goodness, tree-trunk swinging, foul-smelling, live-in-a-cave-and-eat-fish TROLL!

Hide the women! Protect the children!

Er...forget the kids...they're safe. But, the women...he loves to drag them into his cave and have...a nice cup of coffee and some Oreos while chatting nicely to them (with the occasional leer thrown in for good measure).

The SycoCave (as he so eloquently calls it) is located in Dorktown...er...Yorktown, Viginia.

He's been playing different character roles for over 30 years (starting with the ORIGINAL D&D boxed set, which has been passed along to his very untroll-like daughter so that she may pass it along to her even less troll-like daughter when she's old enough to play such...she's due to be born in February, if that's any indication).

He hasn't had the chance to peruse much of the forums yet (the sun's coming up and he has to get back into his cave before he turns to stone), but will do so at his earliest convenience (he works at night, so he can stay out all night and terrorize the locals).

He's one of the millions who are addicted to World of Warcrack..craft, has played virtually every PnP RPG game on the market, and has even created his own RPG (which his friends constantly bug him too run, instead of going for the more esoteric games like AD&D).

He has a Myspace page, runs a forum for a WoW guild and is generally a goofy person.

He is also the king of run-on sentences (as evidenced by a couple of the above).
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