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The Bar
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-DS- 22 Nov 2008, 12:28 PM Post #1
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*walks in, turns on light, takes down chairs from the tables, walks behind the bar and begins cleaning a glass, waiting for a customer*
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Narda 23 Nov 2008, 06:56 PM Post #2
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Founder and Lurker, all round disappointment

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A man walks in - he looks like he hasn't shaven for days. He takes off his large overcoat and sits down at the bar. He stares at the barman for some time and suddenly shouts: "Whisky!"
He sounds like a pirate.
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Cape Cay 25 Jan 2009, 10:36 PM Post #3


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"This strange fool sitting next to me screaming whiskey is acting very strange and suspicouse" , Well i am a cop that hasnt gotten any promo's in a very long time , Heck i just might get a promotion for arresting this crazy nut.! Just tell the public he's a threat to society! " I just hope they dont look into the specifics i could get into alot of trouble for arresting somebody for no reason".! Ill do it anyways. *Gets up smashes beer bottle over the whiskey yelling fools head "Ill just say he was resisting arrest and threatend to blow up me and my family" Ha that will work".. *Puts drunken yelling fool in hand cuffs and shackles puts him into the car , Then of to the station while smoking a blunt filled with illegal marijuana*..
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*Waves the customers goodbye and proceeds to sweep up the glass*
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Azurbajan 26 Jan 2009, 11:22 PM Post #5
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A man wearing a colorful rainbow top hat with flowers sticking out the top walks in. He walks up to the bar counter and begins screaming and raving about how aliens are stealing the sun's power for some sort of death ray. Suddenly, without any warning, he hops up on the counter, takes down his pants, and defecates in an ashtray, leaving six large logs. He then wipes his behind with a few napkins and takes his leave, tipping his hat toward the barkeep as he walks out into the cold night.
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*A little stunned, the barman stands there contemplating this, then picks the ashtray up and throws it in the incinerator*
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Cape Cay 31 Jan 2009, 03:43 AM Post #7


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I came to this nation with 1 arm , 1 leg , 1 testicle and 1 brain! one dick! *Yell's the old torn war homeless vet* This nation was great when i first came here now its just hostile , people are encouraging people to get drunk and the women are getting harder and harder to get!..I demand a refund on this beer!*
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geyser 14 Feb 2009, 02:54 PM Post #8
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man walks into the bar, says ow. and takes a seat in a shady corner of the bar, next to three poor students sharing one pint. he stares, deep in thought, until she comes in...
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