| 9 Words Women Use | |
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| JudgeViking | May 19 2008, 03:14 PM Post #1 |
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1 - Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2 - Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3 - Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4 - Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5 - Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6- That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7 - Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever'). 8 - Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU! 9 - Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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| Hughes | May 20 2008, 03:00 AM Post #2 |
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ROFL!!!! As this is true might i suggest the persuasive and charming way i control the ladies. Study my soon to be released book...... Hughes's Mind over women! The modern version of a self explained Pimp. |
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| Marcos | May 20 2008, 05:00 AM Post #3 |
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Outcast
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hehe nice ones Viking |
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| Menace | May 20 2008, 10:04 AM Post #4 |
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ridiculous |
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| Mastery | May 20 2008, 11:48 AM Post #5 |
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Can I have your credit card, pretty please dear? |
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| Kes | May 20 2008, 07:20 PM Post #6 |
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Heard it before, still laughed when I read it, NOT going to comment on accuracy |
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| Judge Dallas | Jun 14 2008, 01:11 AM Post #7 |
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The Supreme Judge
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what Kes meant to say is "whatever"...
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| Kes | Jun 14 2008, 10:19 AM Post #8 |
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lol, dare I say "whatever" in reply to that? Nah, I don't think I do, because it's certainly not the way I'd mean it...
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| JudgeRambo | Jul 24 2008, 03:22 PM Post #9 |
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Judge Rambo
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I refuse to answer under the grounds it may incriminate me |
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