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9 Words Women Use
Topic Started: May 19 2008, 03:14 PM (304 Views)
JudgeViking
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1 - Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2 - Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3 - Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4 - Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5 - Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6- That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7 - Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever').


8 - Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!


9 - Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Hughes
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ROFL!!!!


As this is true might i suggest the persuasive and charming way i control the ladies. Study my soon to be released book......

Hughes's Mind over women!

The modern version of a self explained Pimp.
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Marcos
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hehe nice ones Viking
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Menace

ridiculous
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Mastery
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Can I have your credit card, pretty please dear?
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Kes

Heard it before, still laughed when I read it, NOT going to comment on accuracy
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Judge Dallas
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what Kes meant to say is "whatever"...

:P
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Kes

lol, dare I say "whatever" in reply to that? Nah, I don't think I do, because it's certainly not the way I'd mean it... ;)
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JudgeRambo
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I refuse to answer under the grounds it may incriminate me
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