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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:42 AM Post #1 |
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Aik Jinn Apnay akaa say.... Kia hukkam hai mere akaa..... Akaa said pakistan aur america k darmyan aik road bna do... Jinn replies nahi akaa aisa mumkin nahi hai... Akaaa kehta hai chalo phir meri biwi ko mera farmanbardaaar ( obedient ) bna do.... Jinnn kehta hai Akaaa Road double bnani hai ya single ahahahahahaha |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:43 AM Post #2 |
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pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapas na kar saka bank wale car ley gaey pathan: pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan ley kar karta................ |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:44 AM Post #3 |
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sharaabi ne maulana sahib se poocha aap meri sharaab churwa saktey hain? maulana sahib:haan haan bilkul sharaabi:tu police ne meri 20 bottle pakar li hain churwa dain.. |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:45 AM Post #4 |
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teacher water ka formula batao student:jkbbgdf% tyjbg%njuhj %nmjklng;5 nmtjkbnjtklklmng kjiglklnmn%nkigkikl;f+143 teacher ye kiya hai? student: ye karachi ka water hai... |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:46 AM Post #5 |
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Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tumhare, Sardar proudly replies; oye ye to kuch bhi nahi hai ander aa kar tu apni BHABI de chest vekh.. |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:47 AM Post #6 |
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sardar 2 wife...main ghar nahi aa sakta car ka stering,gear,deshbord chori ho gaya hai..after some time he call again,,, main araha hun pehley pichlii seat pe beth gaya tha.. |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:48 AM Post #7 |
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sardar 2 doctore.. mujhko ek problem hai doctore.. kiya ? sardar..baat kartey waqt admi dikhai nahi deta doctore esa kab hota hai? sardar..jab phone karta hun |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:49 AM Post #8 |
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sardar 2 doctore.. mujhko ek problem hai doctore.. kiya ? sardar..baat kartey waqt admi dikhai nahi deta doctore esa kab hota hai? sardar..jab phone karta hun |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:50 AM Post #9 |
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:50 AM Post #10 |
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Sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay? Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay? Sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do |
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| ali | Nov 27 2008, 09:53 AM Post #11 |
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Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai. Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai! Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena |
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| ali | Nov 29 2008, 12:34 AM Post #12 |
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Aik Jinn Apnay akaa say.... Kia hukkam hai mere akaa..... Akaa said pakistan aur america k darmyan aik road bna do... Jinn replies nahi akaa aisa mumkin nahi hai... Akaaa kehta hai chalo phir meri biwi ko mera farmanbardaaar ( obedient ) bna do.... Jinnn kehta hai Akaaa Road double bnani hai ya single ahahahahahaha |
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| ali | Nov 29 2008, 12:35 AM Post #13 |
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pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapas na kar saka bank wale car ley gaey pathan: pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan ley kar karta................ |
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| ali | Nov 29 2008, 12:36 AM Post #14 |
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pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapas na kar saka bank wale car ley gaey pathan: pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan ley kar karta................ |
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