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Topic Started: Nov 27 2008, 09:42 AM (340 Views)
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Aik Jinn Apnay akaa say....


Kia hukkam hai mere akaa.....


Akaa said pakistan aur america k darmyan aik road bna do...


Jinn replies nahi akaa aisa mumkin nahi hai...


Akaaa kehta hai chalo phir meri biwi ko mera farmanbardaaar ( obedient ) bna do....


Jinnn kehta hai
Akaaa Road double bnani hai ya single
ahahahahahaha
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pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li
lekin loan wapas na kar saka

bank wale car ley gaey
pathan: pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan ley kar karta................
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sharaabi ne maulana sahib se poocha
aap meri sharaab churwa saktey hain?
maulana sahib:haan haan bilkul
sharaabi:tu police ne meri 20 bottle pakar li hain churwa dain..
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teacher water ka formula batao

student:jkbbgdf% tyjbg%njuhj
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nmtjkbnjtklklmng
kjiglklnmn%nkigkikl;f+143


teacher ye kiya hai?

student: ye karachi ka water hai...
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Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tumhare, Sardar proudly replies; oye ye to kuch bhi nahi hai ander aa kar tu apni BHABI de chest vekh..
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sardar 2 wife...main ghar nahi aa sakta car ka stering,gear,deshbord chori ho gaya hai..after some time he call again,,,
main araha hun pehley pichlii seat pe beth gaya tha..
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sardar 2 doctore.. mujhko ek problem hai
doctore.. kiya ?
sardar..baat kartey waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
doctore esa kab hota hai?
sardar..jab phone karta hun
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sardar 2 doctore.. mujhko ek problem hai
doctore.. kiya ?
sardar..baat kartey waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
doctore esa kab hota hai?
sardar..jab phone karta hun
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
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Sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

Sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do
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Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
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Aik Jinn Apnay akaa say....


Kia hukkam hai mere akaa.....


Akaa said pakistan aur america k darmyan aik road bna do...


Jinn replies nahi akaa aisa mumkin nahi hai...


Akaaa kehta hai chalo phir meri biwi ko mera farmanbardaaar ( obedient ) bna do....


Jinnn kehta hai
Akaaa Road double bnani hai ya single
ahahahahahaha
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Kon Deta Hai Umar Bhar Ka Sahara Ae Faraz
Log Toh Janaze Mein Bhi Kandhe Badalte Rehte Hain


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pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li
lekin loan wapas na kar saka

bank wale car ley gaey
pathan: pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan ley kar karta................
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Kon Deta Hai Umar Bhar Ka Sahara Ae Faraz
Log Toh Janaze Mein Bhi Kandhe Badalte Rehte Hain


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pathan ne bank se loan le kar car li
lekin loan wapas na kar saka

bank wale car ley gaey
pathan: pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan ley kar karta................
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