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LOLZ for 9/11 Truth
Topic Started: Jan 17 2011, 11:48 PM (27 Views)
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DISCLAIMER: THIS GROUP IS A SPOOF OF MANY BS 9/11 GROUPS AND FORUMS.

Not to be taken too seriously.

We are proud to introduce our new 9/11 group:

LOLz for 9/11 Truth.

You might think there's enough fill in the blank for 9/11 truth groups out there, but too much is never enough. And besides we didn't want to be left out. And all the cool kids are doing it. Why? Why not? And if we don't do it, who will?
Our official motto: "The lulz will continue until morale improves". Impressive, true. Most of these groups don't even have a motto. What are they thinking? Branding baby is where its at. If it works for a couple of marketing fakes from Socal, it works for us.

Anyway our mission is to poke fun all the bs in the 9/11 Truth movement no one has taken the time to poke fun at. Its a tough job but someone's gotta do it. We've woken up 2's and 8's of people, possibly 10's, but that's was the morning after the last party. Still there are people everywhere ready to take the Red Pill, including the homeless guy by the coffee shop we give change too. At least he nods and acts real interested. We're sure he'll join any day now.

Our short term goals: annoy the shi!t out of anyone who makes 9/11 truth look nutty.

Our long term goals: to become redundant.

Meanwhile lets introduce our upcoming projects:

The Cream Pie List

This is not an enemies list. Not an enemies list, repeat this is NOT an enemies list.

Okay its a little bit of an enemies list.
Its a list of people who don't like us, that is the group , which at the present time includes me and my houseplant, Aloe Vera. But we're growing day by day! (The cat said she'll get back to us)

Anyway, to get on the Cream Pie List one has to do something really really awful to the 9/11 truth movement like blaming the Jews for the 9/11 attacks or hitting your wife/kid. That's one of the fastest ways to get on the Cream Pie List. A close second is to write rave reviews for holocaust denial....like Kameelyn. If you're unlucky enough to catch our eye, once our crack team of investigators hunt down your docs, a photo will be posted thusly as a warning to all who follow:

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That'll show em.

Also we are proud to be the the first and possibly only group to officially endorse The Fly Under Theory. Actually the research isn't completely completed, but as soon as its done, I'm sure we'll endorse it like crazy. And anyone who doesn't will go on..duh duh dun...The Cream Pie List.

Where ever BS is found in 9/11 Truth, whether witness harassment, mixing Holocaust denial and racism with 9/11 Truth, or the latest debunkah army of straw zombies, we will be there ready to answer the call...to point at the BS ... and LAUGH.

Again and again.

You have been warned.

Join us or face the LULZ.






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