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We are the National Alliance, servants of order and liberation from useless, wasteful people.

We have grown tired of you and your minions trying to stop us at every turn as we have worked to try and aid the people of this fair region.

Let our names be remembered as the Heroes of Procrustes:

Tricou
Dave
Alex Williams
Desinius
Daswaniland
Arab Jerusalem
Kevinizm

We will bring an end to the idiocy of the old regime.

By the will of the people, Adolphus Tricou is hereby declared Emperor of Procrustes.

Akern, this is the price of your complacency.