| Corrupt-a-wish; Just as fun as eating! | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 26 2012, 12:18 AM (1,007 Views) | |
| Dororo | Mar 26 2012, 12:18 AM Post #1 |
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Ok so here's an example: Me: I wish for a Tiffany doll Cookie: Granted, but Yvette stole it. I wish to meet cookie. Me: Granted, but she ends up insane. I wish for a new cat ..etc. Ok, I'll start! I wish for world peace. |
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| Iron Ed | Mar 26 2012, 05:44 AM Post #2 |
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Granted! Just not -this- world. I wish for a pony. |
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| Dororo | Mar 26 2012, 01:23 PM Post #3 |
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Granted, but they ran out of ponies, so you get a horse instead. I wish for three trees |
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| Purplecat | Mar 26 2012, 02:00 PM Post #4 |
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KAZAM! You now own three trees. They're somewhere in the Amazon rainforest. Good luck finding them. I wish I had Bud's cooking skills. |
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| Dororo | Mar 26 2012, 02:02 PM Post #5 |
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Granted, but bud somehow forgot how to cook! I wish for a pet. |
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| Iron Ed | Mar 26 2012, 06:00 PM Post #6 |
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Granted! Do I pet you between the ears or head to tail? I wish for a time machine. |
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| Dororo | Mar 26 2012, 07:20 PM Post #7 |
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Granted, but you went to the age of dinosaurs and then it broke because it was cheap. I wish for a mini rainbow. |
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| Cookie | Mar 26 2012, 09:56 PM Post #8 |
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Granted, but...OH LOOK LOOK *points to sky* QUICK! You just missed it. Gotta look out for those mini rainbows.. I wish I could find that N*Sync CD my sister bought many years ago. |
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| Dororo | Mar 26 2012, 10:53 PM Post #9 |
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Granted, but you found out she spilled soda on it years ago. I wish for a fancy little elf. |
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| Purplecat | Mar 27 2012, 02:40 PM Post #10 |
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*Kazoom!* There's your elf. He's fancy, little, and utterly furious at being teleported into a different plane of reality. Better think fast, or he's going to bite your kneecaps off. I wish for a huge pile of money. |
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| Dororo | Mar 27 2012, 11:45 PM Post #11 |
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Granted, but it was counterfeit, so you got arrested. I wish for nothing. |
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| Iron Ed | Mar 28 2012, 06:00 PM Post #12 |
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Granted! Here; have seconds too! ...oh, wait; there' s a fly in it. Sorry; I guess you got something after all. I wish for whirled peas. 
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| Pea | Apr 22 2012, 04:48 PM Post #13 |
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Granted, but I'm going to need whirled Iron Eds in return. I wish for a key to the city |
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| Dororo | Apr 27 2012, 03:16 PM Post #14 |
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Granted, but somebody steals both the key and your identity. I wish to live on a planet that has air, water, plants, animals and friendly people on it. |
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| Iron Ed | Apr 28 2012, 06:52 AM Post #15 |
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Granted! It's called 'Earth'. I wish for a nice girlfriend. |
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| Dororo | May 10 2012, 12:06 AM Post #16 |
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Granted, but she got cancer a day later I wish for a wish. |
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| Purplecat | May 10 2012, 01:06 PM Post #17 |
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*Kazoodles!* You are granted a wish. Unfortunately, I retrospectively granted the one you just used, leaving you in a Stable Time Loop where wishes are granted, wishes are used, but nothing of any use comes out. I wish for an impressive work of art. |
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| Iron Ed | May 10 2012, 03:16 PM Post #18 |
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Granted! Unfortunately, I haven't finished it yet; you'll have to wait.  ...or contact Chrispy!I wish for my bulemic cat to quit being bulemic! 
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| Dororo | Jun 8 2012, 03:52 PM Post #19 |
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Granted, but to do that, it had to explode. I wish for magical pants that dance! |
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| Cookie | Jun 9 2012, 12:27 AM Post #20 |
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Good! Good! Very goo~d!
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Granted, but then the pants leave you behind and get a different partner on Dancing with the Stars I wish an elf would get me a giftcard for the bookstore :I |
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