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| Topic Started: 4th April 2009 - 07:17 PM (234 Views) | |
| Patchouli Knowledge | 5th April 2009 - 02:05 PM Post #11 |
The Great Unmoving Library
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ROFL. Dragoon has bad luck with coffee. |
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~ Fire ~ Water ~ Earth ~ Metal ~ Wood ~ Sun ~ Moon ~ | |
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| Feraligatr | 29th May 2009 - 01:37 PM Post #12 |
 
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CHAPTER 6 - DOWNFALL Dragoon was sitting in a coffee shop, watching everything. "Nothing will ruin this cup of coffee on my watch.." Dragoon thought to himself. "Hey Dragoo-..." Said a voice, being cut off by Dragoon who managed to attack the speaker. "NO ONE GOES NEAR MY COFFEE!" Dragoon said in a rage. "...Uhh?" Said the voice, coming into view. "...Oh its you." Dragoon mumbled "I've come to tell you that there isn't much time left. you should know what I mean." Said a figure in a dark robe. "..Okay..I'll start after my coffee is done." Said Dragoon. The figure left, leaving Dragoon to drink his coffee. "This time I WILL FINISH YOU!" Dragoon shouted. The coffee cup, sitting on the table normally, suddenly fell over and broke. "D*** IT! WHY CANT I DRINK ANY OF THIS!" Dragoon shouted, throwing his arms in the air and staring into the sky. Tina was standing on the edge of a sky scraper, staring down at all the cars and people. "Meh, Why do I get forced into doing everything, and now Ultima is nowhere to be found. Its kind of calm with him gone, but something feels terribly wrong.." she said to herself,looking over to a gargoyle statue on the building. "Might as well make the best of it!" she shouted as she jumped off the tenth story of the building, falling to the ground. Ultima looked around, confused, annoyied, and in a bright room. "..Where am I?...Are there nachos..?" He said in confusion. "..oooh nachos!" exclaimed the dragon, as he bit his nails. "Cheese flavor too!" "Wooo!" Ultima passed out on the bright white floor. Meanwhile in Harriston, Tina got up from the large crater she made in the sidewalk. "That was fun. Now its time to look for something" She said as she walked into the shopping center of Harriston. A raccoon was standing in a dark room, he turned on the light. It appeared to be a tree floating in white-black antimatter. "Home sweet h-..." He was broken off by a quake "Earthquakes in antimatter? Somethings wrong..." He mumbled as he walked to his window "...Oh darn it. Not this... I have to call Snake... And make it fast.." He yelled as he ran to his phone. "Snake! Somethings wrong! The balance of everything is going far off course! I need your help!" The raccoon yelled into the phone. "..What?.." A snake on the other end of the phone said. "...We have to check on Ultima then." The snake said. "Okay! come on!" The raccoon said as him and the snake appeared in Ultima's throne room. "..Hes gone...?" The raccoon stared in disbelief "Looks like we have a big problem on our hands.." The snake said. "No Ultima? This looks bad, We have to find him, and quick!" The raccoon said as the light of the light dimension faded to black. "...This is bad.." "...Really really bad." END CHAPTER 6 |
      
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| Feraligatr | 4th November 2009 - 07:09 PM Post #13 |
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CHAPTER SEVEN - FALLING LIGHT Raccoon and Snake gazed out into the cold dark void of Dimension 777, freezing, but still standing. "..Its getting cold.." Raccoon said as he looked around. "No duh Sherlock." Snake said. "Well you're not going to last very long in this weather, we should start looking.." Raccoon said "Start looking where? Theres only infinite dimensions to search." Snake said, as he started freezing to death. "...Then again, Dimension 000 would probably be a good call.." he said. "..Sure!...But of course it would be incredibly obvious, wouldn't it?" Raccoon said, as he thought "..well..thats...true...lets...just..get..out..of..here..." Snake said as ice froze over his scales. "..Wait! Dimension 454 has activity! Let me check fast on my P.D.A!" Raccoon jumped to his feet and started typing on his P.D.A "...Ignore..the..freezing...snake..will..ya..?" Snake said as he started turning blue. "You don't look too good, snake." Raccoon noted "..i'm...only...free..zing...he..re.." Snake said as fainted "Oh dearest me I forgot you're a reptile." Raccoon said as he teleported himself and Snake to a volcano. Dragoon was walking through a busy street, he gazed around at all the people. "Wow, I wonder if everyone here has as much trouble with coffee as I do.." He said to himself. He constantly bumped into people; as he was only thinking about buying coffee. "HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING." yelled a angry voice "NO YOU WATCH WERE YOU'RE GOING! I WILL SHRED YOUR ORGANS AND TOP MY COFFEE WITH THEM!" He yelled, roundhouse kicking the voice. He soon realized it was only a giant nacho, which had broken into shards when he kicked it. "MEDIIIIICC!" he shouted, staring at the nacho, thinking of it being covered in cheese. "..Poor nachos." He said as he picked a piece of it up and ate it "Needs more salt." He murmured. "....OW! CANNIBAL!" The "Nacho" shouted. Dragoon soon realized it was actually his sister, Jasmine. In which he screamed and ran as he realized he ate her foot. Somewhere bright white and far from the previous scene, Ultima laid. "...nachoos.." "...jasmine....." "...dragoon..." "cannibal...." "'..mediiiiicc.." "..salt.." Ultima rambled as he laid there on the ground. A voice boomed suddenly, "...He appears to be....asleep." the voice said. "Interesting, inject him with TEOTWAWKI, it should work on him" another voice said "....Really?" Yet another voice said. "You want to inject him with THAT? I'd MUCH prefer if you injected him with THIS." it said "..Calm down now, J, that'll do nothing to a monster of that size." The second voice said. "..Of course, you all forgot my secret master plan, bwahahaha." a fourth voice spoke out "It involves dragons, and elves, and fur-.." The fourth voice was cut off - "..Shut up, S, that'll only made him more angry." The second voice stated. "..Fine." the fourth voice said. "Uh, dudes? I think hes waking up....Isn't that bad?" A Fifth voice said "Oh, apparently he is, L." The second voice said. Ultima looked around, only to see a man in a white lab coat with a strange symbol on it inject him with a syringe labeled TEOTWAWKI. "wooo pancakes" ultima said as he lost all thought Meanwhile, Tina stood over the body of a old man. "Interesting, he bleeds silver. Must be a rich old man." Tina said as she put on sunglasses and walked off. Tina suddenly heard music from 'The Who', a popular band in Dimension 464. "..I hate this song." she murmured as she ran off Dragoon sat on a park bench in a white robe, waiting for someone. A white cloaked figure walked up and sat down on the bench. "We know the location." The figure said in a female sounding voice "Where is it?" Dragoon asked. "...Not where we expected..." The figure said "..Its dimension 2.5, one that you should know is hard to get to and noone is allowed to travel to it, anyway." The figure said "..2.5? We use decimals in dimensions? Since when?" Dragoon questioned "..Forever..You need to contact Raccoon right now." The figure said "I will." Dragoon said as he walked off |
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| Feraligatr | 4th November 2009 - 07:58 PM Post #14 |
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CHAPTER EIGHT - WHAT LIES ABOVE Ultima woke up, dazed, and feeling different. "..Kill Him." "..Why, M?" "..The test failed, it only made him.. Different." "..We could use this "Him" to make the world you want, M." "..True" "..Why did you use  to get him, anyway?"..Because was going to kill him anyway.""..Ah. That explains it. But still" Ultima kept rambling the exact things the voices said from afar. "Well, use him." Ultima soon realized he was black with dark purple-y blue "This is so sterotypical!" Ultima shouted as he passed out Meanwhile, Dragoon was inside a sky scraper "Hey Haru, Would you give me the keys to floor 757? I need to use the gate." Dragoon said to a receptionist "Sure." A brown haired receptionist said as she handed Dragoon the keys to that floor. "Thanks." Dragoon yelled as he walked into a elevator The song in the elevator was "Never gonna give you up" by Rick astley "never gonna give you up, nevah gonna let joo down.." Dragoon sung as he put the key in and turned it The elevator started speeding upwards. The music turned off out of electrical failure "OH SHI-." Dragoon shouted just before falling over He woke up outside a large circle shaped arch "Ah, the gate." He said as he used a panel and put in 2.5 The arch started glowing and then a blue plasma filled in the opening in the arch. "Gets me every time." he said, as he walked through the plasma. Tina sat in Ultima's chamber, waiting. "Where could he be? I mean seriously. This is NOT normal." She yelled at noone. "Might as well search.." She said as she teleported. Meanwhile, Snake and Raccoon sat on the rim of a volcano. Snake was covered in a blanket; Which set on fire as soon as raccoon poked it. "BURN BABY BURN, DISCO INFERNO!" Raccoon shouted as he started to dance "IM ON FREAKING FIRE YOU MORON!" The snake yelled, running out from under the blanket. "I knew that would wake you up!" Raccoon shouted. "I HATE YOU!" Snake shouted Raccoon grabbed snake and appeared in a forest. Dragoon found himself in a forest, he picked up a paper, it said "Here you go Mech, a touhou reference." "...What a strange note." Dragoon noted. A raccoon and a snake appeared infront of him. "WATCH IT YOU IDIOT! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME TWICE!" The snake shouted. "YOU'RE A GOD YOU CAN'T DIE MORON!" The raccoon shouted. Dragoon rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had finally gone insane A coffee mug fell out of the sky and hit him on the head, making him pass out shouting "DANGIT!" A bulbasaur was sitting on top of Harriston tower, watching the city. "Bulba! Saur!" it yelled. |
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| Leozar | 7th November 2009 - 10:01 PM Post #15 |
 
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ha! poor Dragoon. |
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When life gives you lemons... FIND A NEW LIFE LEOZAR (Tonpei) King of YGGDAMANI 
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| Feraligatr | 8th November 2009 - 01:57 PM Post #16 |
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CHAPTER NINE - CIRCLES IN THE SNOW Dragoon came to his senses; the smell of snow everywhere. "Huhwut?" He shouted as he stood up fast. "..My skull cracked open and I'm still alive? A lot of frozen blood.." He murmured "well! Now wheres that Raccoon and the snake..." He thought out loud "Over here." A voice said Raccoon and Snake were sitting around a fire with mittens, wool sweaters, and wool hats. "Where did you get those?" Dragoon asked "Some old senile lady who thought we were her grandchildren." Snake said, laughing "Yeah, she was fun to mess with.." Raccoon stated "Okaaaay." Dragoon said "..I'm guessing you're looking for Ultima?" He asked "Yup." Raccoon replied "Well I am too, I'm sensing him in a building not too far." Dragoon said. "Well we should start moving then." Snake said "CIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNOOOOOOOOO!" He randomly shouted Dragoon and Raccoon stared at the snake, wondering why it is that hes so crazy. All three of them walked off, searching for Ultima. Meanwhile, Harriston was under attack - strange bombs going off in certain places, causing people to turn into brainless cannibals which infected anyone they who managed to get away, People turning to ash, People melting, and so forth. Tina looked around at all of the chaos. "..What happened while I was gone?" She wondered. A man ran by with his living tissues melting off of him. Tina stared, wondering what was going on. "Well THATS not normal, Who the h*** could ever be doing this?" She thought. She suddenly noticed a group of people, seemingly frozen in thin air, until wind blew, revealing the only thing left was ash. "..This is utter chaos..." She thought Ultima was laying in the dark chamber, almost awake. "..What happened while I was gone?" Ultima shouted "IM MELTINNG, SOMEBODY! QUICK! HEEELP! AAAAHH!" He shouted again. "I wonder where Ultima is, Raccoon." He murmured "IT APPEARS I HAVE BURST INTO FLAMES!" He yelled "I NEED A DISPENSER HERE." He thought out loud He suddenly past out again, murmuring thoughts and words currently being spoken. "It appears he is unstable right now, M." A voice said "Well, J, keep him alive, we need him." Another voice said. "..Dude, you know hes the creator of like, everything." A voice said "Well, Y, he CAN die, hes not immortal." The second voice stated. "..Well, even Sora can't die, how the heck can the ruler of everything not be immortal, anyway?" The third voice asked "..Hes a game character, this is a real living being, Y." The second voice replied. "Meh." The third voice said in anger. Dragoon approached a building, a Charizard blocked the door. "HEY YOU PIKACHU!" Dragoon yelled as the Charizard screamed and ran from the word "Pikachu" Dragoon got out a cup of coffee. "Jolly good!" He said as he almost began to drink it. Suddenly a bulbasaur landed in his coffee mug. "WHAAAA!" Dragoon shouted "BULBA!" The Bulbasaur shouted "RACCOON!" Raccoon shouted "SNAKE ON A PLANE!!" Snake shouted "I WILL NOW FACEPALM, SNAKE!" Dragoon shouted "AGREED, MY LAD!" The bulbasaur shouted Everyone froze "..It spoke?" Dragoon stared "I'm Eravius' uncle, please tell him Cirno wants her money back and that the (9) treadmill brand does NOT work. "..OKAAAAY." Dragoon yelled He ran into the building, and then was shot. He screamed "SPARRTTAAA" and then fainted. Raccoon pulled out two shotguns and began duel wielding them, shooting all the guards. "MEDIC!" Snake shouted. A random medic walked out of the wall "You called, Ja?" The medic said "FIX HIM!" The medic began treating Dragoon, just as a guard ran in and reloaded. Snake opened his mouth to reveal the worlds only railgun "EAT METAL, FOO!" The snake shouted, as he shot the guard. |
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