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COUNT TO 1000; Aww here we go again!
Topic Started: Jan 3 2008, 10:45 PM (6,495 Views)
Kebrel
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Maxim Magazine says to avoid the urinal adjacent to that of another man, except in the case where the other urinals are filled to the brim. However, given the oppurtunity to wait an average of 17 seconds, one must wait that time if there is no possible urinal to occupy without breaking the first rule.
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
"For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary."
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Maxim Magazine says to avoid the urinal adjacent to that of another man, except in the case where the other urinals are filled to the brim. However, given the oppurtunity to wait an average of 17 seconds, one must wait that time if there is no possible urinal to occupy without breaking the first rule.
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No no no, continue the song.


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Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
"For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary."
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Reverse leet ;)
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The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
"For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary."
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Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
"For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary."
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Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Maxim Magazine says to avoid the urinal adjacent to that of another man, except in the case where the other urinals are filled to the brim. However, given the oppurtunity to wait an average of 17 seconds, one must wait that time if there is no possible urinal to occupy without breaking the first rule.
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Either continue it, or stfu.
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Dead and be d***ed and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Maxim Magazine says to avoid the urinal adjacent to that of another man, except in the case where the other urinals are filled to the brim. However, given the oppurtunity to wait an average of 17 seconds, one must wait that time if there is no possible urinal to occupy without breaking the first rule.
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"For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary."
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"For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary."
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