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karrine steffans need to sit down
Topic Started: Mar 8 2012, 01:31 AM (139 Views)
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Karrine Steffans is at it again…

Last year she wed some unknown man (who has a strong west indian accent and whose feet make random appearances in her youtube videos) but it looks as though she’s about sick of him already. Last night, he must have pissed her real good because she started flexing on twitter.

In a series of tweets, Karrine dissed and taunted her husband, saying he has a terribly small penis, he doesn’t know how to put it on her right, and she can’t stand the sight of him anymore. Karrine also added that not only is she frustrated at the fact that she can no longer live the lavish lifestyle she was once accustomed to but that she is tired of her husband driving her car around and mooching off of her. If his ego wasn’t already crushed, she also claimed that she cheated on him with his favorite rapper (wonder who that could be ..hmm):

Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I’m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650′s. I’m tied of pretending you’re not a burden.I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f-cking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you’re doing me some sort of favor. I don’t need you to love me. I love me. I’m tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I’m tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams. I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday. I’m tired of paying for everything.

I’m tired of you taking all this sh-t for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I’m tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I’m tired of acting like the sex is good.I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason. Did I mention I’m tired of paying for everything? Okay.I’m tired of giving you the game.I’m tired of pretending you’re anything more than a bum. I should’ve just hired you as a cook and kept it moving. I’m tired of congratulating you for accomplishing minuscule sh-t. I’m tired of you begging

I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of having to lock my phone when you’re around.I’m tired of taking showers with you. Can I get a moment! Damn! Yes. He’s better than you. Next question. All night. ‘Til 6 in the morning. Next question.Yes. And I didn’t have to pay for none of it. Next question. Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question.69. Next question. Like a boss. Next question. Balls deep. Next question. I’m tired of having to pretend you’re not the 3rd worst decision I’ve ever made.

You should really be with that one chick who bagged our groceries this weekend. That’s more your speed.


Read more: Karrine Steffans Lashes Out At Husband Via Twitter: ‘I’m Tired Of Pretending Your D–k Isn’t The Smallest’ | Necole Bitchie.com
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Imma pray for this basic chick. She is upset her 15 min of fame is gone.
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SOMETHINGS ARE GONNA HAVE TO BE PRIVATE LOL
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That is horrible.
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Lmao I feel bad for ha
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I feel bad for him
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Mar 9 2012, 08:04 PM
I feel bad for him
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