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Who here, other than Strongo, has ever experienced the evil STD?
Topic Started: Nov 21 2014, 08:46 AM (194 Views)
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This thread is credited to Bulldog - biggest whore in our midst never to get funky on his little monkey.

Other than Strongo I think CB might have mentioned getting "the clap" in WWII. Or maybe he seen "The Clap" in the 80's? I can't remember.

I got 3 STD's from the same girl in one night when I was 16. She was in her early twenties, hot, and belonged to the same martial arts school that I went to. It was an after the tournament party when we hooked-up and "secretly" went back to her place. I thought I had landed on the moon that night. Couldn't wait to brag to the guys Monday morning at school. Then a few weeks later there was the weird discharge in the gotch and the owie when I went pee pee. Fuhk. Scary shit at that time because it was the height of the AIDS scare in North America. I was so paranoid that my family and parents would find out. Worst part was going to the STD clinic and getting Mr. Winky to say "Ahhh..." while they swabbed the back of his throat. Two young nurses working me over and I can tell you that it was no time to feel cool. More like "Hi, I'm a dirty, filthy 16 year-old boy whore who stuck his dick in a garbage can."

That whole experienced changed my life forever. No more whoring. Next girl was my soon to be wife - 5 years later. No wonder I was so focused on training in martial arts. I was about ready to rape someone before I finally had sex again.
Edited by Skinny, Nov 21 2014, 08:48 AM.
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Goddamn, the very thought of ever getting one of those swabs literally gives me nightmares. Props to you for admitting the STD though, I think most people probably are weary of doing that.

I thought I had an STD once, it was quite a few years back, maybe 15. I met this girl who was from England and I took her to Chinese vampire Poundtown a few times before she flew home. A few days after she left my cock started getting all sore, wrinkly and discoloured. I had no idea what was going on, so I eventually went to a clinic and I don't remember what the hell they said it was, but I was amazingly relieved when they told me it wasn't an STD, I didn't need to be swabbed and it'd heal up on it's own. The next few days were shitty as my cock shed a layer of dead skin like it was a snake or something, but since then no problems to report.
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Nov 21 2014, 09:41 AM
Goddamn, the very thought of ever getting one of those swabs literally gives me nightmares. Props to you for admitting the STD though, I think most people probably are weary of doing that.

I thought I had an STD once, it was quite a few years back, maybe 15. I met this girl who was from England and I took her to Chinese vampire Poundtown a few times before she flew home. A few days after she left my cock started getting all sore, wrinkly and discoloured. I had no idea what was going on, so I eventually went to a clinic and I don't remember what the hell they said it was, but I was amazingly relieved when they told me it wasn't an STD, I didn't need to be swabbed and it'd heal up on it's own. The next few days were shitty as my cock shed a layer of dead skin like it was a snake or something, but since then no problems to report.
I had a strangely similar experience, minus the english chick. Was actually just a few years ago, had only been with my wife the previous 10 years and started to experience the sore discoloured cock. It was pretty puzzling, as I knew I hadn't indulged, and I was 99% certain she hadn't (this was the first thing to ever make me even question if she would - in my mind). Turned out it wasn't an STD, can't recall what the Dr actually said it was, but he prescribed something for it and it was gone within a few days.

Was pretty mortifying going to my family Dr I've known since I was about 6, as a grown man (he sees my wife and kids too), thinking I may have an STD. Not only that, but whipping it out for him to investigate.
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Yeah, I don't remember what the doctor said either, I was just so damn happy to not need a swab. Doc said it was actually a pretty common thing to happen though. Still, it's a pretty scary experience having basically a mummified cock for a few days.
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Definitely very scary, and probably why I have no idea what he said it actually was. The second he confirmed it was not an std I was overcome with relief.

Looking back, was pretty cool my wife never questioned or doubted me (not that she let me know anyway).
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I have another STD-related story:

Some years back I was dating a girl, we had somewhat of a tumultuous relationship. Started out well, as it always does, but after a few months we were getting on each other's nerves and the pleasantness between us had diminished greatly. The only thing keeping me around really was a pair of amazing tits and pointless optimism that this rough patch would pass. Nevertheless, after a few months together she told me she wanted me to meet her parents (who lived on the other side of the continent) and I reluctantly agreed.

I don't remember why this happened, but we actually traveled separately. She left days before I did, I can't remember whose idea that was though, mine or hers. As soon as I got off the plane and was picked up by her at the airport, I knew something was awry. You know when someone just acts fishy in a way you can't really explain, but you know something bad is up? It was totally one of those. I asked her what was going on, and she came clean, told me that we were through and that she was staying with her folks and not going back to Hamilton with me. I immediately wondered two things that I didn't ask about: firstly, why the hell did you make me fly across the continent if we were just gonna break up? Secondly, what was gonna happen with your apartment and all your stuff back in Hamilton? I'd get the answer to the latter question shortly.

We arrive at her parent's house and upon getting a tour of the place from her mom and dad I realize all of her possessions were already there. I guess they'd been shipped somehow. That, to me, indicated that this had been in planning for at least quite some time, yet not a word was mentioned to me about it. I still didn't understand why I'd been dragged there, to this day I don't actually know. Nonetheless, after a few awkward, uncomfortable days I returned to the town I know and love, never to see her again.

What does this have to do with an STD? Here's the funny part:

So a week or two after that whole thing happened, I was talking to a mutual friend of ours about the whole strange thing that'd happened, and she revealed a few things to me. I guess one of the main motivations of her sudden move was she'd met a dude online and decided she wanted to give that a shot. To make matters funnier, she'd actually arranged (online, before moving back home) to meet numerous guys literally starting the night she first went back home, and according to her friend, fucked all of them. I don't know the exact number, but I was under the impression it was like ten random guys in just the few days before I got into town.

Now, I wasn't bothered by this. I mean, the relationship is over, why would I give a fuck? A few days after learning of all this, I get an irate phone call from her and she's yelling at me, claiming I gave her some terrible STD. We hadn't had sex in probably a month at that point, I have no STD's, and she decided to fuck a dozen guys in a week just for the fun of it, yet somehow I gave her an STD. Makes perfect sense. I just hung the phone up and that was the last I ever heard about it.
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Never had one! And It's a fucking miracle too as I've only used a condom 15 times TOPS.
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One time I unzipped to pee, and was confronted with what appeared to be a nasty red sore of some sort. My heart skipped a beat.

Upon further investigation, it was a piece of fuzz from some red boxer briefs I was wearing.

When I meet someone who shares their story about their recent battle with cancer, etc., I share this story so they know I can empathize.
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It's stories like the above one that inspired my mother to fight through her breast cancer.
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Nov 21 2014, 12:56 PM
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He is apparently covered in open sores.
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Nov 21 2014, 12:56 PM
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This isn't facebook. You can't tag people on here, noob.
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Nov 21 2014, 01:14 PM
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Nov 21 2014, 12:56 PM
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<br /><br />He is apparently covered in open sores.
That's Chinese. Not an STD. It's a birth defect
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Nov 21 2014, 09:41 AM
The next few days were shitty as my cock shed a layer of dead skin like it was a snake or something, but since then no problems to report.
either yeast infection or twat allergy
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Haha haha. Allergic to pussy
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