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| ATroms | Nov 19 2014, 08:41 PM Post #31 |
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No wonder you're so pent up toward F1.. Get a bottle of rum, a fast gal, & a joint. Do those 3 things in order after being up all night, THEN watch a grand Prix!
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| niniendowarrior | Nov 19 2014, 08:54 PM Post #32 |
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Death to America!!!!!! |
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| Ash | Nov 19 2014, 09:14 PM Post #33 |
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My first time I was pretty young, maybe 13. Girl was the same age, we actually lived in the same neighborhood and went to school together. We were friendly, never hung out together outside of school really, but she would always talk to me for reasons I didn't understand. She was pretty and popular, and I was me. One day I went over to her place because we were working together on some pointless project for school and somehow that parlayed into being my first sexual experience. I don't remember it well to be honest, even when it was happening it seemed surreal, and afterwards not much changed between us. She wasn't my girlfriend, we'd still occasionally speak at school, but nothing changed really. I eventually moved to the other end of the city and we didn't speak anymore since that wasn't really something we'd do outside of school anyhow. I'd still think about it from time to time, but not so much with fondness as just wondering whether that was really something that happened or not. Maybe it was just a dream I had? Several years pass, I'm in high school now and I notice she also goes to the same school. She was still gorgeous. I didn't know what to think really. I'd always liked her a lot, so should I go up and say hi? Should I do nothing? I decided to do nothing, because in my own mind I wasn't even 100% sure if we'd ever had sex, and I also wasn't sure if she'd even remember me in the first place, so I figured laying low was the right move. As luck would have it she ended up being sat directly beside me in most of my classes that year. I still kept quiet, I figured if she remembered she'd probably say something. But she didn't. Weeks passed, we didn't say a word to each other, and then one day her best friend (whom I'd speak to occasionally) said to me, "________ said you two had sex a few years ago" and I brushed it off, I said she was probably thinking of someone else, and she said, "No, it was definitely you. She's only ever been with you, and she doesn't understand why you won't speak to her now." I just said, I figured she didn't remember who I was and I didn't wanna bother her. The whole thing was weird and awkward, as most encounters with any teenager are. Somehow this got the ball rolling and the three of us became friends. She was still very nice, and inexplicably interested in me. And once again, I have no idea how I managed this, but I ended up having sex with the same girl again. A few times! During this whole period, my friends just couldn't believe any of this. They didn't understand why this girl had any interest in a random 7 foot tall Chinese guy. Nor did I. I never saw her again. I got tossed out of school, moved into my own place, etc. and we lost contact. I saw her on Facebook some years back and looked at her page. She was married and had a family, which isn't that surprising, but I noticed she was married to a kid that used to live next door to me when I was growing up. Small world. |
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| serge storms | Nov 19 2014, 09:30 PM Post #34 |
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I was 13 and she was 15 and she was from Canada!! God Damn canucks!! My folks owned a resort in northern Minnesota and we had a group of Canadians come down every year and rent the whole joint out, all 15 cabins. They were a fucking blast, my old man loved that week, party, party! Great people. One of them had a blonde curly haired daughter. I remember most of the adults were out on the pontoons booze cruising on the lake and me and a buddy were having beers with these chicks, making out, etc.. We go back to their cabin and she says come in the bathroom with me. We go in there and she starts taking my shorts off and I freaked out and ran out of there not knowing what the fuck was going on, lol. We ended up on a couch and she took my shorts off and I'm thinking, is this really happening? All of a sudden she touched my pecker and I saw angels and possibly Jesus H Christ. I fucked the shit out of that broad for 6 maybe 8 seconds before blast off, it was fucking beautiful. We would fuck where ever we could after that. I think that's where I got my love of the people from Canada. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 19 2014, 10:26 PM Post #35 |
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Have you ever beat off? Your answer will shape my response. |
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| Tallica | Nov 19 2014, 10:43 PM Post #36 |
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Your response is your cock isn't it? |
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| Deleted User | Nov 20 2014, 12:43 AM Post #37 |
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no - but when I go to Pinas next - if niniendo can make some fucking time for me - I WILL get him laid. |
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| split decision | Nov 20 2014, 01:13 AM Post #38 |
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![]() You serious, Niniendo? If so, why do you think of all women as evil? |
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| niniendowarrior | Nov 20 2014, 01:24 AM Post #39 |
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Well, I guess not all of them. Only those that are pathological liars. |
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| Ash | Nov 20 2014, 02:49 AM Post #40 |
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Most people in general aren't very honest. You have to learn how to be honest to and about yourself before you can be honest to other people, and most people never learn that ever. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 20 2014, 11:52 AM Post #41 |
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you don't need to give them the opportunity to lie to you to fuck them. but yeah - especially in the Philippines - the chicks there are mind boggling. (not in a good way) I was out with my wife and kid (I'm literally holding my sleeping son in my arms) and would have girls come up to me and ask "if I'm faithful to my wife". I didn't do anything obviously, but I have 0 doubt I could have fucked for days if I was that kind of dude. All because I'm white and American. It's literally the only thing some of those girls care about. |
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| split decision | Nov 20 2014, 12:31 PM Post #42 |
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I'm not familiar with the Philippines but there are a lot of Filipino immigrants to Canada. The majority of the ones I met are pious people, devoutly Catholic. They don't seem like two-faced, slutty people. But they're not in the 18-25 year old demographic either. They're older. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 20 2014, 12:34 PM Post #43 |
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This was just in the Green Hills malls in Manila. In public. Random ass girls came up to me a handful of times. Once in front of my wife. My wife just laughed at it. I have 0 doubt that if I were single - I could take a troll with me and the troll would get spill over. ANY American white guy could I'd imagine. |
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| niniendowarrior | Nov 20 2014, 05:53 PM Post #44 |
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Because to them, white Americans means CASH. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 20 2014, 05:55 PM Post #45 |
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just shows how fucking stupid they really are when they come up to ME then! |
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